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BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
The Tootsie Roll People ^
| TODAY
| Press Release
Posted on 10/09/2009 10:45:13 AM PDT by walford
In an unprecedented accomplishment that was heretofore believed impossible, Nobel Laureate Barack Obama made it to the chocolatey center of a Tootsie Pop without crunching the sweet hard candy exterior.
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KEYWORDS: messiah; obamawins
All hail the miracle man!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:45:14 AM PDT
by
walford
To: walford
Nah! I call BS on this one. It can’t be done!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:51:25 AM PDT
by
griswold3
(You think health care is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!)
To: walford
LOL!
All these threads on BO's awards and accomplishments!
You guys are killin' me.
And probably the mods, too.
:-)
To: walford
** CAPTAIN TOMORROW **
To: walford
Impossible!
-PJ
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:53:52 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Comprehensive congressional reform legislation only yields incomprehensible bills that nobody reads.)
To: walford
General Mills renames Cheerios to Cheery Obama’s
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:54:01 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
To: TexasCajun
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:57:45 AM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:58:32 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: musicman
Next thing you know they’ll rename Cocoa Puffs as Obama Puffs.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:00:35 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:02:36 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: onemiddleamerican
All these threads on BO’s awards and accomplishments!
I know. I went out for a couple of hours, came back to read one thread like this thinking ‘huh?’ Then I saw 2, then 3 more... - THen I understood while no one was marking them satire.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:10:01 AM PDT
by
HollyB
To: walford
To: walford
Now we can put him in the same category as Al Gore. A ne'er do well who won a major award.
I did a quick investigation into Obama's Nobel Prize. How about this for serious BS.
The deadline for nomination was February 1st, 2009. Someone nominated him less than two weeks after he was in office.
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