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HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY
NET | October 07, 2009 | swampsniper

Posted on 10/07/2009 3:28:35 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER

Because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.. How soon can I go home?'


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: mentalhealth

1 posted on 10/07/2009 3:28:35 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I love that.


2 posted on 10/07/2009 3:43:19 PM PDT by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Somtimes, love hurts...

:P


3 posted on 10/07/2009 4:28:12 PM PDT by DesertConservative
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

LOL!


4 posted on 10/07/2009 4:29:28 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Q) "Why did you join the French Foreign Legion?"

A)"To forget!"

Q)"Wow - what did you want to forget?"

A)"I forgot"

5 posted on 10/07/2009 4:33:51 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

6 posted on 10/07/2009 5:17:19 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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