That's One Hell Of A Shot, Serena! Tennis Champ Courts Attention With A Nude Magazine Cover

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | October 05th 2009

[Steelfish]

That's One Hell Of A Shot, Serena! Tennis Champ Courts Attention With A Nude Magazine Cover

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER 06th October 2009

Serena Williams certainly served up a surprise on the cover of America's ESPN magazine.

The tennis champion peeled off her usual sportswear to appear completely naked on the cover of the publication's 'Body Issue'.

The 28-year-old looks a picture of confidence while wearing nothing but a smile, her modesty saved only by some very strategic posing.

[GeronL]

I would disown my daughter in 2 seconds... but then again their daddy has no money but from them.

[Joiseydude]

[Viking2002]

From the neck down, I'd hit it. From the neck up, I wouldn't carve it into a pumpkin if I was trying to scare rats away.

[sinanju]

I’m sorry, I would never call her ugly but she’s just too steroidal for my tastes.

[llevrok]

tennis babe ping

[Eric in the Ozarks]

She could probably pin Jesse Ventura.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

You have bad eyes.

[Steelfish]

Just wait until the Mods move in!

[Poe White Trash]

“The 28-year-old looks a picture of confidence...”

Looks photoshopped to me.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

She looks greasy and good gosh ... is that a big toe or a continent?????

[BGHater]

Steroids? Are you even serious?

The human body can achieve amazing physical results though hard work and the genetic lottery.

[Let's Roll]

Is this the one that threatened the Asian woman tennis judge?

[nonliberal]

I wouldn’t hit it even if the Jigsaw Killer told me that is where the key was hidden.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Yup, that’s the animal that would shove a tennis ball down the f%^@ing throat of a small lines person.

[maggief]

[goodnesswins]

well if it isn’t photoshopped she looks decent, and it doesn’t accentuate her A**...which always looks out of proportion. She’s young...she SHOULD look good.

[wastedyears]

Yeah, but not all guys want a woman that goes through that.

As little definition as possible, thanks.

[HardStarboard]

>>>just too steroidal for my tastes.<<<

I saw a pic of her delivering a hard forehand return and the popping veins and buldging muscles in her arm tell the story....you are right on, big time steroids!

[fso301]

I'm sure the photo's will improve the quality of her life and help her land a really good husband.

If only she knew what she was doing.

[JillValentine]

Her big arms are quite attractive. Her big ass, not so much.

[tx_eggman]

tennis babe ping

More like ...

"Now starting at left outside linebacker for the Chicago Bears"

[The Good Doctor]

She's no Simona Halep.

[Psalm 144]

I truly hope this does not inspire Michelle Obama to compete. Truly, sometimes the burka is better.

[sinanju]

Yes, well, like it or lump it when you’re a girl Nature simply doesn’t allow for much muscle no matter how hard you work it. “Natural” female body builders can be impressive but they never lose their feminine shape and can only get so big. Women on ‘roids always have an unnatural-seeming physique and the Williams girls have that nasty unfeminine look.

[whatisthetruth]

"Come to Momma!"

[JillValentine]

Speak for yourself. My boyfriend likes my toned arms.

[sinanju]

That does it! My mind’s made up. She is FUGLY!

[madamemayhem]

if ya got it, flaunt it, baby.

[justapicker]

“Big-leg woman, with a short short mini-skirt” -

Freddie King

[GeronL]

She is apparently a real stand-out at tennis.

[wastedyears]

I pretty much was speaking for myself.

Please don’t hurt me. *ducks*

[BGHater]

Anyone is capable of results. And, S. Williams as a Olympian was the most drug tested athlete on the planet during the lead up to the Olympics and during it.

The nature of her fitness allows for the creation of her muscles in the short bursts of movement. Her body would look different if she was a long distance runner.

Here is an example of sprinters. All have similar bodies as Serena, based on the interval same training as Serena.

It's a basic concept in fitness.

Like I said, amazing results.

Lolo Jones, 60 Meters Champ.

[oldvike]

Serena is hideous. Flat out nasty. However, her sister Venus is quite the looker.

[B-Chan]

I have a list of female tennis players I’d like to see naked. Neither of the Williams sisters is on that list.

[B-Chan]

coughCLOSETEDcough

[sinanju]

You have a point there. A lot has been written about the difference between sprinters and distance runners.

Now that Lolo Jones... I wouldn’t mind seeing her in the altogether.

[Gay State Conservative]

Geeze...if she wants to make a statement she should use her mouth or her racket.It can't be about the $$$.She's got tons of that.Very sad.

[BGHater]

Lol. Lucky for you, she also is in the ESPN Body Magazine.

[databoss]

kinda looks jamie fox...

[sinanju]

While we’re on the subject, I’ve always wondered why female track athletes have to wear such skimpy outfits?

Not that I’m complaining, mind you...

[Erasmus]

Through a quirk of Nature, those things on her are additional arm muscles.

[Steelfish]

Agree!

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Serena attended the same orthodontist as my daughter. And once while waiting to be seen, in walked Serena. All I remember was her arms and her legs. OMG, she could kill someone with them. Her arms were thicker than my thighs. She is one massive human being.

[fidelis]

Not surprised it happened; only surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

Aren’t these two girls the ones that are such devout Jehovah’s Witnesses that they didn’t even vote the last election? Charles Taze Russell must be spinning in his grave.

[sinanju]

So why is it that her fellow top-seeded tennis champs (re: Miss PowerShot, et al) can do it and still look female?

[SoldierDad]

OMG - funny she doesn’t fall over from being top heavy.

[Ted Grant]

Her big arms are quite attractive. Her big ass, not so much.

Everybody has different tastes. Much like you like her arms and aren't impressed with her rear end, others might like her rear end and be put off by her arms.

There is no accounting for taste - many men like shapely, buxom, fit women, others like very lean women built like 12 year old boys. Whatever makes people tick.

[Melian]

Ha! He looks like he wants to cover a few strategic spots with that seaweed.

[gman992]

Of course, they don’t show anything...