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Man Kills 83,000 Rats, Wins a TV
MyFoxTwinCities.com ^ | 9/30/09 | JULHAS ALAM, Associated Press Writer

Posted on 09/30/2009 8:25:39 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo

Bangladesh on Wednesday awarded a farmer who killed more than 83,000 rats and launched a monthlong campaign nationwide to kill millions more, to protect crops and reduce the need for food imports.

Mokhairul Islam, 40, won a first prize of a color television for killing some 83,450 rats in the past nine months in Gazipur district near the South Asian country's capital, Dhaka. He collected their tails for proof.

"I am so happy to get this honor," Islam told The Associated Press after receiving a 14-inch television and a certificate amid cheers at an official ceremony packed with 500 farmers and officials. "I had no idea that the government gives prizes for this."

(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxtwincities.com ...


TOPICS: Agriculture; Business/Economy; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: rats; tv
I'll be back in a couple of minutes...after I stop laughing/crying and cleaning the keyboard....
1 posted on 09/30/2009 8:25:39 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Next year he wins electricity.


2 posted on 09/30/2009 8:27:14 PM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

That be one rat-killin’ mofo!


3 posted on 09/30/2009 8:27:20 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

That’s over 300 rats per day.


4 posted on 09/30/2009 8:27:26 PM PDT by poindexter
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

A TV? Killing the rats should be reward in itself, not to mention he got to keep all the tails (and whatever happened to the rest of the rats, my guess- stew).


5 posted on 09/30/2009 8:27:29 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

He was named an honorary cat.


6 posted on 09/30/2009 8:27:48 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"I am so happy to get this honor," Islam told The Associated Press after receiving a 14-inch television and a certificate

That's gotta be one hell of a certificate.

7 posted on 09/30/2009 8:27:59 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I can say anything...will refrain....must try....


8 posted on 09/30/2009 8:28:44 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"I am so happy to get this honor," Islam told The Associated Press after receiving a 14-inch television and a certificate amid cheers at an official ceremony packed with 500 farmers and officials. "I had no idea that the government gives prizes for this."

It's good to have a hobby.

9 posted on 09/30/2009 8:29:23 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

10 posted on 09/30/2009 8:30:00 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I didn’t know they still made 14 inch TVs.


11 posted on 09/30/2009 8:30:54 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: poindexter

That’s a lot of poison.....


12 posted on 09/30/2009 8:30:54 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

13 posted on 09/30/2009 8:31:43 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

PETA deeply saddened


14 posted on 09/30/2009 8:32:43 PM PDT by ari-freedom (Fiscal conservatism without social conservatism is dead.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

So did he mail all of the rat corpses to PETA?


15 posted on 09/30/2009 8:33:14 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Brett66

Well, thank goodness that hard working farmers in Bangledesh have never heard of PETA....


16 posted on 09/30/2009 8:35:31 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: Last Dakotan
I didn’t know they still made 14 inch TVs.

You just know that the first thing he watches on it will be the movie "Willard".

17 posted on 09/30/2009 8:37:08 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...

All we need are more TVs.


18 posted on 09/30/2009 8:40:24 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: SIDENET
Followed by “Ratatouille".
19 posted on 09/30/2009 8:41:32 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: SunkenCiv

They just need to put a bounty on them....they’d get even more.


20 posted on 09/30/2009 8:44:57 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (Support Geert Wilders)
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To: mnehring
Yikes.

He killed that one mid-poop.

21 posted on 09/30/2009 8:51:08 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
And the cats were playing.


22 posted on 09/30/2009 8:56:50 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: IrishCatholic
Next year he wins electricity.

And the year after that, an antenna.

23 posted on 09/30/2009 8:59:15 PM PDT by exit82 (Sarah Palin is President No. 45. Get behind her, GOP, or get out of the way.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Wow at this rate the Republicans just might take back congress in 2010.


24 posted on 09/30/2009 9:01:08 PM PDT by bleach (Wake me in 2012)
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To: bleach

Finally.......

Why I posted this one......

;-)


25 posted on 09/30/2009 9:04:39 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

The first thought to cross my mind.


26 posted on 09/30/2009 9:09:02 PM PDT by bleach (Wake me in 2012)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

They could have at least given him a screen that measured longer than a rat.


27 posted on 09/30/2009 9:09:17 PM PDT by Rickcbw
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To: IrishCatholic

I seem to recall stories of a type of bamboo forest in India and Bangladesh that goes to seed every 50 years or so resulting in plague of rats. Once the rats eat all the bamboo seeds they start on the crops and cause a famine. The story seems funny to us, but it isn’t to the farmers who are literally eaten out of house and home.


28 posted on 09/30/2009 9:14:38 PM PDT by Sparticus (Libs, they're so open minded that their brains leaked out.)
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To: bleach

GMTA....


29 posted on 09/30/2009 9:27:12 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Did he also get a $40 coupon for a digital converter box?


30 posted on 09/30/2009 9:37:14 PM PDT by Rebelbase (This is the time of year when ACORNS fall.)
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To: Rebelbase

Well, of course not.

Being a government program, and all.....


31 posted on 09/30/2009 9:42:02 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: SIDENET

LOL! Comment of the day.


32 posted on 09/30/2009 9:45:34 PM PDT by raj bhatia
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