Duffus charged with driving naked on I-95

Tampa Bay Online ^ | 09/19/2009 | AP

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Authorities say a Georgia man was driving naked on the highway in Flagler County, where he repeatedly flashed a woman and her 11-year-old son.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Ha ha ha

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

HEADLINE OF THE DAY...PING!!!!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, someone’s gotta do it. The rest of us work for a living!

[Senator Goldwater]

Was he on a motorcycle?

[matt1234]

Flash for clunkers?

[Slings and Arrows]

Truth-In-Media ping!

[politicalmerc]

I swear I thought they were calling him a “duffus.” Ironically he was BORN a Duffus.

[chemicalman]

What a duffas.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

He was driving an SUV.

[Chanticleer]

That Duffus made some reporter’s day. rofl

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am sure the reporter had fun with that one.

[Darksheare]

*zounds*
I’ve got nothin’...

[BulletBobCo]

Hope he used his turn signals.

[Senator Goldwater]

If it was a segway, you’d know it was an environmentalist wacko.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Oh geez! His name is Duffus. Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are. I’ll bet he’s got an Obama/Biden bumper sticker on his car.

[Conservativism]

This is the greatest headline I have ever read. Thank you for that.

[oh8eleven]

[The_Victor]

It woulda been fine if he hadn't been on I-95?

[blackie]

Urban dictionary:

duffus

Name for the worst people in existence, also name for vagina or something that’s broken.

He was really living up to or down to his name...

[charmedone]

“That Duffus made some reporter’s day.”

The other day, someone suggested BoR use that word, e.g., ‘don’t be a duffus’. He claimed he had never heard the word before.

I think BoR is way too isolated by his mommy.

[livius]

Hmmm. Never heard “duffus” before. “Doofus” was a New York City expression, probably from the Yiddish, meaning backside. Such as, “he was sitting on his doofus all day while I did all the work...”

[Slings and Arrows]

Yiddish for backside is “tuchus.”

[Eaker]

LOL!

[SamAdams76]

Personally, I don’t think it should be against the law to drive naked in your car. Not that I have any desire to do so myself, but I would like to preserve the right to.

[JRios1968]

[JRios1968]

Where’s Laz?

[a fool in paradise]

[blackie]

I heard the term doofus many times, too. I’m an old guy, never been to NY, lived on the West coast all of my life...

I posted what the urban dictionary said.

[TheOldLady]

At first I thought, “How can someone flash from an SUV?,” but the linked story says that the woman was in a big rig. Now I think, “How can anyone flash repeatedly?” Lady, just don’t look! How hard can it be? Try watching the road instead of some pervert’s duffus. And stow the kid in the back of the cab.

[AFPhys]

I don’t care what an urban dictionary says.

Duffus (doofus) means “fool” ... “don’t be a duffus” = “don’t be a fool”

Similarly, “teabag” means something I put in a cup of hot water to brew tea, no matter what some fools may think it portends.