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Posted on 09/10/2009 6:49:15 AM PDT by 240B
Where is Obama? I am Jewish and I cannot go more than six hours without an Obama speach.
I mean I know he is an antisemetic black racist but I need him.
Please Obama speak...tell me how much you love Islam and hate American arrogance.
I cannot go another six hours without another Obama speach!
Why haven't we heard from you? Are you OK?
One more Obama speach! Please? I like need it, man like some hope man, ypu know and some change and crap..givit to me man
Its been way over six hours...I need another speach How is your dog man? Just talk, that's all I need...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: love; satire
Satire
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posted on
09/10/2009 6:49:15 AM PDT
by
240B
To: 240B
To: 240B
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posted on
09/10/2009 6:53:06 AM PDT
by
exile
(I will NOT submit.)
To: 240B
The first thing I did was check your sign up date to make sure you hadn’t signed up today.
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posted on
09/10/2009 6:53:35 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: 240B
Is a speach anything like a speech?
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posted on
09/10/2009 6:54:25 AM PDT
by
brownsfan
(The public schools and the SRM, they are killing us.)
To: 240B
Someone should name their next batch of crack rock "Hope and Change".
To: 240B
To: 240B
lol. Well he is going to be talking at 10 AM today on (guess what?!) Healthcare. Guess he did convince last night. Your dream sadly for the rest of us will come true.
This whack job zero can't go more than a few hours without a camera recording his BS spewing.
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posted on
09/10/2009 6:56:09 AM PDT
by
GOP Poet
To: 240B
Can you go 12 hours? I read he’s going to be on again this morning.
To: 240B
you wish comes through...in 15 mins
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:01:36 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: 240B
Hang in there. FoxNews reported that Obama will be addressing the nation again in less than 15 minutes.
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:03:02 AM PDT
by
steelyourfaith
("Power is not alluring to pure minds." - Thomas Jefferson)
To: humblegunner
I hate you.
And I reject your reality and replace it with my oun.
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:03:16 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
To: 240B
If you were really Jewish you would know how to spell “antisemitic.”
You would also know how to spell “speech.”
To: 240B
I want to again hear about his wonderful biography!
Mixed race kid, no father, travelled a bit, grew up lazy in Hawaii, smoked a lot of weed, became a socialist. HOW INSPIRING!
(sarc)
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:06:10 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: 240B
Wonder if this thread will be pulled also?
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:08:48 AM PDT
by
devane617
(Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
To: Arthur McGowan
You have tottly missed the point, dude
its about having fun
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:09:29 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
To: 240B
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:10:59 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: brownsfan; humblegunner
I think that might be part of the satire. Not sure, but maybe...
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:12:20 AM PDT
by
OKSooner
("He's quite mad, you know." - Sean Connery to Honor Blackman in "Goldfinger".)
To: 240B
Given the fact that he is making another speech from the White House any moment now I cannot help but wonder HOW MANY times OBAMA has appeared on TV since Inauguration? Is it a record for a 1st year’s 7 months?
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:16:07 AM PDT
by
SES1066
(Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
To: 240B
Turn on Fox News, he is speaking around 9:30 am Central time....on healthcare, no joke.
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:17:42 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: GOP Poet
I seriously believe Obama is addicted to being on Television.
He needs an intervention.
sw
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:19:47 AM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: 240B
Yes, Mr. Obama, I need more Leftism, Hard Leftism, Uncontrollable Leftism. Please tell me more about your Health Care, I need it non-stop, more than CNN is currently doing (at least every hour). There is just not enough. I need it every 30 seconds, if not every 15.
Please tell CNN, PMSNBC, CBS, ABC, and NBC and PBS (your government mouthpieces) to increase it dramatically for me. I need another fix, the thrill up my leg is not occurring as frequently as Chris Matthews. It seems I need ever increasing doses. You know, - it's like drugs - man.
/Sarcasm OFF
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:20:11 AM PDT
by
sr4402
To: 240B
Major speeches in the last month? This a-hole needs his own channel.
He is on TV damn near every day and sometimes twice as day.
He started his own sitcom back when he invented the “Office of the President Elect”.
Oh! And good news. He is had another Telethon last night!
Yeahhhh!
Yeah, because now everything is in “Barack-O-Color”
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:27:41 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Arthur McGowan
Isn’t the word antiShemetic?
Meaning anti Shem the son of Noach?
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:43:42 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
To: cripplecreek
“The first thing I did was check your sign up date to make sure you hadn’t signed up today.”
That makes two of us. I was thinking I would see some kitty cats. LOL
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:46:37 AM PDT
by
papasmurf
(RnVjayB5b3UsIDBiYW1hLCB5b3UgcGllY2Ugb2Ygc2hpdCBjb3dhcmQh)
To: 240B
Isn’t the word antiShemetic?The word is AntiShempetic.
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:46:54 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Tagline pawned: Ticket Number 1032983. Redeem by Oct 4, 2009.)
To: 240B
Dude ...
You ate the wrong kind of mushrooms.
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:47:41 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Arthur McGowan
If you were really Jewish you would know how to spell “antisemitic.” You would also know how to spell “speech.”
Uh, isn't Barbara Streisand also Jewish? hehe
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:48:39 AM PDT
by
papasmurf
(RnVjayB5b3UsIDBiYW1hLCB5b3UgcGllY2Ugb2Ygc2hpdCBjb3dhcmQh)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:50:39 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
To: 240B
Ha-Ha-Ha. Now, that IS funny!
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posted on
09/10/2009 7:53:12 AM PDT
by
papasmurf
(RnVjayB5b3UsIDBiYW1hLCB5b3UgcGllY2Ugb2Ygc2hpdCBjb3dhcmQh)
To: 240B
Sorry to say, you JUST missed his “morning after” speech. There probably won’t be another ‘til this afternoon. *Really* sorry.
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posted on
09/10/2009 8:01:23 AM PDT
by
JohnQ1
("Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever." Oscar Wilde)
To: brownsfan
speech given while eating a peach
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posted on
09/10/2009 8:02:36 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
(Bro has stumbled mightily but the media will rebuild him....)
To: Arthur McGowan
Get with it dude..lol (see 16)
i love when young freepers say dude..
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posted on
09/10/2009 8:03:52 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
(Bro has stumbled mightily but the media will rebuild him....)
To: 240B
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posted on
09/10/2009 8:05:42 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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