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Caption Sebelius and Elmo
Posted on 09/01/2009 1:54:31 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
Health and Human Services Department Secretary Kathleen Sebelius (R) speaks to members of the news media as Sesame Street character Elmo stands besides her in Washington, DC in May 2009. As US kids go back to school facing a likely resurgence of (A)H1N1 flu, the US government Tuesday enlisted Sesame Street muppets Elmo and Gordon in a new health campaign.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; freepun; sebelius; swineflu
To: Lucky9teen
WTF is she talking about-Elmo
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posted on
09/01/2009 1:57:54 PM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
To: Dr. Ursus
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posted on
09/01/2009 1:58:30 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
("God Is Great, Beer Is Good, People Are Crazy"-Billy Currington :)=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
To: Lucky9teen
Get Elmo to teach the little kids to wash their hands.
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posted on
09/01/2009 1:59:01 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
("God Is Great, Beer Is Good, People Are Crazy"-Billy Currington :)=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
To: 1rudeboy; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; ...
Elmo: Hi Kids! Can you say Radical? Heheh.....Can you say scam? Heheh.....Can you say generated crisis? Heheh....I knew you could!
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posted on
09/01/2009 1:59:02 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: Lucky9teen
It would have been great if it were the surly Times Square Elmo......
Bad Elmo
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posted on
09/01/2009 1:59:30 PM PDT
by
edpc
(Green jobs for Pookie!)
To: Lucky9teen
“Sorry about leaving the borders open...”
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:00:25 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
To: Lucky9teen
Elmo: Hi Kids! Can you say Radical? Heheh.....Can you say scam? Heheh.....Can you say generated crisis? Heheh....I knew you could!Elmo: Hi Kids! Can you say stooge?
To: Biggirl
>>Get Elmo to teach the little kids to wash their hands. <<
We have turned into California Condors because instead of having the parents do actual parenting we have to handle kids with “Puppets”
Guess we can call it the: Condor Culture.....
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:04:22 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Lucky9teen
Hey, Look!!! TWO PUPPETS!!!
To: Dr. Ursus
Too bad it’s not Cookie Monster ... Cookie Monster might eat her ...
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:06:07 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Lucky9teen
Elmo appears with Sebelius in a last minute scheduling change after a restraining order was placed on Cookie Monster for confusing Sebelius’s hair with a sugar coated cookie.
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:06:14 PM PDT
by
Domandred
(Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system. I am Jim Thompson.)
To: ArrogantBustard
LOL beat me sort of by 7 seconds
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:06:53 PM PDT
by
Domandred
(Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system. I am Jim Thompson.)
To: Lucky9teen
Even next to a muppet she doesn’t look any smarter.
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:07:51 PM PDT
by
FlashBack
('0'bama: "Katrina on a Global Level")
To: Lucky9teen
"Wait a minute! You mean I have to been seen in public with this woman??"
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:08:14 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Welcome to the Revolution.)
To: Domandred
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:08:18 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Lucky9teen
Glad she found a friend and partner who complements her.
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:09:09 PM PDT
by
x
To: immadashell
Look, here she is with another puppet
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:13:26 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: Lucky9teen
HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius attempts to rehabilitate her credibility
by posing with Sesame Street's Elmo.
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:13:51 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: reagan_fanatic
We have a winner! Close the thread!!
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:14:40 PM PDT
by
FlashBack
('0'bama: "Katrina on a Global Level")
To: Lucky9teen
For all you kids who we were unable to abort, Elmo has a message for you.
To: Lucky9teen
Why is Elmo standing next to “the Count’s” mom?
To: reagan_fanatic
To: Lucky9teen
Does anyone else find it funny that they have to put (R) to let people know she’s the one on the right and not the giant fuzzy red thing on the left?
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:25:21 PM PDT
by
Roos_Girl
("Obama is Kenyan for idiot" - CC)
To: Lucky9teen
Sebelius and fellow traveler, Hammer-and-Sickle-Me Elmo...
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:27:17 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Red & Ready)
To: Lucky9teen
I never liked puppets,.... any kind of puppets. Like clowns, they’re all evil, capital E V I L!
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:29:20 PM PDT
by
garyhope
( It's world war IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islamofascism.)
To: immadashell
Joseph Goebbels would be proud.
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:31:46 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: Darth Dan
1 ... 2 ... THREE Trillion Dollars -- Ah, ah, ah!
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:32:48 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Count Calcula)
To: Lucky9teen
Me, Elmo and the Media all have the same thing in common: a hand up our a** working our jaw.
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posted on
09/01/2009 2:56:59 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
Massachusetts replaced Teddy faster than I thought they would.
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:01:12 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: Lucky9teen
"All right, children. Does anyone else have a question they'd like to ask the Vice-President...?"
To: Lucky9teen
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"................ Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:11:35 PM PDT
by
red-dawg
(If you don't like the constitution, move to a country with one you like. LEAVE OURS ALONE.)
To: Lucky9teen
"I come to you today as a puppet intent on controlling every aspect of your personal lives. OTOH, Elmo just wants a hug."
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:17:50 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Proud FR Mobster)
To: Lucky9teen
"You want PBS to get govt funding?
You help us sell the message."
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:35:30 PM PDT
by
paulycy
To: TADSLOS
"Well, Elmo, you have a point. Maybe I SHOULD wear Nancy Reagan red, too, so it doesn't look like I'm always having a near-death experience."
Leni
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:36:08 PM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(We Just Segued from Camelot to Bamalot in One Swell Foop!)
To: mikrofon
stop...
you’re killin’ me here.... ROFLMAO
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:45:58 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: Lucky9teen
the muppet and the puppet?
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posted on
09/01/2009 3:47:29 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: Lucky9teen
Elmo thinking Her head would fit in my mouth.
To: mikrofon
great post!
I’m starting the day with a hearty laugh
To: Lucky9teen
As a Kansan, I must say, I prefer her stinkin up a muppet rather than a Jayhawk.
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posted on
09/02/2009 6:56:32 AM PDT
by
Sig Sauer P220
("Peace" is that brief, glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - Anonymous)
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