"Reverend Jesse, for a man who did so much for the brothers, why don't I see many in attendance here today??"
"It's all about what he did fo THIS brotha, man, lift that thing higha, Ah'm gettin' wet, wouldja?"
Posted on 08/29/2009 12:06:10 PM PDT by Yaelle
"Reverend Jesse, for a man who did so much for the brothers, why don't I see many in attendance here today??"
"It's all about what he did fo THIS brotha, man, lift that thing higha, Ah'm gettin' wet, wouldja?"
MORTALITY RULES
Bush, still the only one paying attention.
Another thread said Michelle fell asleep.....
Clinton: "That's one hot widow. Wonder if she needs consolin'?"
Hillary: "Well, it's better than that assignment to Africa."
Obooboo: "Dayum, these Catholic services are boring! No hootin' and hollerin' about G-D America!"
Lardass: "I knew I shouldn't have knocked off that last bottle of Stoly last night. Anyone got TUMS?"
Biden: "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well! What? Wrong speech?"
Rosalynn: "Why do all these people have white hair?"
Jimmuh: Wonder if I'm next?"
Clinton: “I can almost see down her blowse.” Bush: “I wish he would stop blaming me.” Obama: “I’m gonna make Glenn Beck pay.” Carter: “I hope the meal, later, isn’t kosher.”
I wonder if Hill’s snoring? Bill looks like he’s found someone’s lovely legs to gaze at.
"And you know what you said, George, about how the decisions you make on this job would keep me up late at night pondering and worrying? Well, they really don't. I sleep like a baby! LOVE those Frette sheets."
He opted not to come.
True.I missed Mrs Bush in my first glance at the photo.
“Yo, man, leave my Rolex be.”
I like yours too!! LOL.
I just love it!
His office issued a statement saying that his son and daughter-in-law would represent the family.They're both well into their 80's and a flight from Houston to Boston and back would be an ordeal.I know because I took my 85 year old Dad on several flights and they were very difficult for him.
"When I wipe tears or scratch, you can tell if I like you by which finger I use. I learned this trick in college. It's still funny to me. Ol' Teddy did a lot for me so he gets the good one."
That is soooooo bad!!!! And I'm still laughing!!
"And a voice came down from the heavens, saying-
'I am the Alpha and the Obama..."
Yeah but didn’t Bush Senior just go on skydiving?
Did Obimbo use a telepromter or was the eulogy all er, um, um, oh, duh?
I feel sorry for the George and Laura having to sit with the ungodly. This funeral reminds of Jesus’ admonition, “Let the dead bury the dead.”
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