Caption these liberals' reactions to Ted Kennedy's passing

Daylife Photos ^ | 8/28/09 | Reuters

[mom4melody]

Super duper mega barf alert....

[killer_rat]

“We’re here for the open bar, per Ted’s wishes.”

[tatsinfla]

all those nutburgers standing in line to see a flag draped casket just to be able to say they were there....and whats up with jackson signing autographs...good grief....

[Old Sarge]

Frau Schlossberg, granddaughter of Nazi collaborator Joe Kennedy, greets an unidentified Obama
voter (good guess since 92% of blacks voting for The One [piss be upon him])...

[Snickering Hound]

[AngelesCrestHighway]

‘nuf croc tears....where’s the free booze?

[Rodebrecht]

Is a multiservice honor detail necessary for a guy who entered the Army a private and left still a private, never seeing combat? Or was it because he was a senator? Or just because he was a Kennedy?

[Old Sarge]

"Ah'm presunt et da Kannady Funeral, lahk ah waz presunt when Da Ravnum Doctor Mahtin Lufer King, JUNIOR, was assassinated..."

[Lucky9teen]

[Old Sarge]

That last one’s right...

[Old Sarge]

YOU WIN!!!

[r9etb]

Cynical minds want to know: where did the lady get the nice, professionally-produced placard?

[ontap]

I’m betting the hearse will be an Oldsmobile!!!

[La Lydia]

Jesse Jackson signing autographs!!

[Old Sarge]

"DING DING DING! What do we have for him, Johnny?"

[OneWingedShark]

There are free drinks and food-stamps here, right?

[Rodebrecht]

Ugh, American royalty. A retired colonel who served 20+ years wouldn’t get that kind of treatment.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Ugh!!! ALWAYS the opportunist.

[raccoonradio]

"I woulda thought the Globe would have died before Ted did"

[nascarnation]

There are free drinks and food-stamps here, right?

not to mention Obama and Ted bobbleheads

[raccoonradio]

am reminded of a moment on Rush’s old TV show

“Here are Bush voters”
(shows: well dressed people)
“Here are Clinton voters”
(shows: hippies smoking pot)
“And here are Perot voters
(shows: sheep)

[REPANDPROUDOFIT]

I wondered about something similar. The flags went to half staff immediately upon his passing away. Do we do that for all Senators (Congressmen, Judges, etc.)? If so, does that mean one day we will have to “honor” Bawney Fwank?

[Uversabound]

Not a good man. Caused much damage to America and to individuals.

[Lucky9teen]

Pssst...I voted for Perot ((((ducking))))

[WayneS]

What do you mean they’re OUT of arugula?

I’ve been in this line for FOUR hours!

[tina07]

gave it to her as she got off the bus? (from being bussed in of course!)

[maggief]

[proudbirther]

Excellent.

Just excellent.

Says so much without saying a word.

[massgopguy]

I was talking to a friend of mine last night who works for the Department of Revenue. He was surprised they didn’t have today off. I told him not to worry. legislation will pass soon reviving the March 17th Suffolk County holiday formerly known as Saint Patrick’s Day, renaming it for Ted Kennedy and making it a holiday for all state workers. Watch it be part of the bill letting Deval Patrick appoint either Tito or LaToya Kennedy to Fatboy’s seat. Yeah, after I heard Joe Klein, all bets are off.

[WayneS]

Our normal flag protocol calls for flags at half-staff the day of and the day after the death of a member of congress.

By royal decree, the Obamessiah has extended “Dead Ted’s” until the end of this month.

MY flags are flying where they always do. At the top of the pole.

[SparkyBass]

The way it should read...

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

Is this the line for idiots?

[Allegra]

Excellent!

[FatherofFive]

Do you know the toughest democrat golf foursome to play behind?

Monica Lewinski...OJ Simpson...Ted Kennedy...& Bill Clinton

Monica is a hooker... OJ is a slicer... Kennedy couldn't drive over water...& Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.

Down to a threesome.

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

Is this the line for idiots? I heard a village is missing one.

[tumblindice]

“Ladies & Germs, and you tens of thousands of Kennedys, legitimate and not assembled here to toss beloeved `Teddie’ in a hole—Dr. Conrad Poohs will now give the obse, ubseque, the uh, er, um .... Dr. Poohs will run his mouth a while!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lTMiQsMH1g

[RckyRaCoCo]

Perfect

[proudbirther]

*APPLAUSE*

[roses of sharon]

[proudbirther]

LOL! Lemmings, all.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Sheeple = Sheep. Very, very good. :)

[ErnBatavia]

You two are on your “A” game today.....

[andy58-in-nh]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I think that photo is actually quite touching. I don't UNDERSTAND it, but it's touching. Maybe they were missing a friend lost in 9/11 or a soldier lost in Iraq/Afghanistan and seeing a flag-draped coffin brought on the tears for them?

[KosmicKitty]

Guy on right: What the he!! did I get on my hand 'cause it really stinks!! Oh, wait. I think the smell is coming from the casket. Could it be?? Chivas??

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Oooooo! Maggie! ROFLMAO! :)

[GOPJ]

Would it be possible to drag up any more flattering pictures? Really “puff piece for Kennedy” would be the title...

[sheik yerbouty]

The nation is passing its largest kidney stone..

[Lizavetta]

Sweet!