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This Week in Weird, Aug. 21
morningsun ^
| Aug 21, 2009
Posted on 08/21/2009 6:36:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Cambridge Police are on the lookout for a middle-aged foot-licker with a penchant for accosting high-heeled shoppers outside a local organic food store.
An Arlington woman told police she was walking into a Whole Foods about 4:15 p.m. Aug. 15 when a man stopped her at the entrance to the store.
“I like your shoes. I like high heels. I do shoes,” the foot fanatic allegedly told the woman.
“What, you wear them?” police said the woman reportedly responded.
“No, no, I have a Web site,” the foot aficionado allegedly said.
The woman went into the store to shop and as she left the grocery store, the man appeared again and asked if he could take a photograph of her shoes.
That’s when the foot fetishist allegedly lowered himself to the ground and kissed and licked her right foot.
Police said the man then got up and walked away.
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: shoes
To: JoeProBono
Need more evidence to decide guilt or innocence.
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posted on
08/21/2009 6:37:48 AM PDT
by
frithguild
(Can I drill your head now?)
To: JoeProBono
This is not funny at all. Everyone knows women’s shoes are for champagne.
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posted on
08/21/2009 6:42:22 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: 1rudeboy
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posted on
08/21/2009 6:46:56 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:00:02 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:06:47 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:12:51 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:30:03 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
HAHAHA! At first I thought those were mini-traffic cones in your image!
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:42:20 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:47:44 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Note crushed skittle @hit on bottom.
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posted on
08/21/2009 8:51:46 AM PDT
by
Sparko
(Obama: The only man who can make COMMUNITY a dirty word.)
To: Sparko
BUSH'S FAULT
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posted on
08/21/2009 9:05:01 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Ouch! I can feel the pain of those stilts! Medic! Anyone know a medic?
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posted on
08/21/2009 9:17:39 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
08/21/2009 9:34:23 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
That is priceless!
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posted on
08/21/2009 10:11:33 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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