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Zombies would most likely wipe out humanity if they really existed, claim scientists
The Telegraph ^ | 8-18-09 | Richard Alleyne

Posted on 08/18/2009 5:30:00 PM PDT by dynachrome

Civilisation would most likely be finished in the event of a zombie outbreak, claim Canadian mathematicians who have calculated the possible devastation caused by an attack by the fictional monsters. Using models developed to calculate the effects of more plausible pandemics, the team from the University of Ottawa have discovered that unless man struck back quickly and aggressively then they would be doomed.

The scientific paper, which is published in a book “Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress”, looks at an attack by the undead creatures, who infect the living with a bite.

In their study, titled When Zombies Attack!, the researchers picked “classic” slow-moving zombies such as those in Dawn of the Dead as models and divided humanity into three: the living, zombies and the “removed” – zombies who had been killed by decapitation.

They concluded there was no point trying to cure those infected or live with them - the best thing was to destroy them as quickly as possible.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains; canada; doomed; napl; votes4democrats; zombies
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To: cripplecreek
Awesome! Don't forget Superman's song.
41 posted on 08/18/2009 6:00:30 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: dynachrome

Hoiw timely, I just finished reasding WAORLD WAR Z.

42 posted on 08/18/2009 6:01:55 PM PDT by SAMWolf (The difference between God and Barack Obama is that God doesn't think he's Barack Obama)
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To: dynachrome
“28 Days Later” gave the fast zombie scenario.

...that was good but "Quarantine" really creeped me out

43 posted on 08/18/2009 6:02:20 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Who's your Long Legged MacDaddy?)
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To: dynachrome
Zombie Simulation
44 posted on 08/18/2009 6:09:39 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: SAMWolf

Bob Hope on Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4


45 posted on 08/18/2009 6:11:31 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: Hot Tabasco

All I know is a zombie infestation is a dream come true in my neck of the woods. Open hunting season with no bag limit will go over well in East Texas. In fact we’d be willing to mop up other areas once ours were all clear.

I think my 70+ Mom is better armed than Canada.


46 posted on 08/18/2009 6:12:30 PM PDT by 1scrappymom
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Ahhh A World War Z reader.....spooky book.


47 posted on 08/18/2009 6:13:37 PM PDT by Yorlik803 ( If this be treason, then lets make the best of it.)
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To: dynachrome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGzFaENzhf8

Intro to World War Z - awesome read if you like zombie's of scifi

48 posted on 08/18/2009 6:13:42 PM PDT by Illuminatas (Being conservative means never having to say; "Don't you dare question my patriotism")
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To: SAMWolf

Rumor has it they will make a movie out of it. with Brad Pitt. ugh.

(World War Z. Best zombie novel ever. Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks)


49 posted on 08/18/2009 6:14:03 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: Illuminatas

Best zombie novel I have read.

Might be a movie. Starring Brad Pitt, though.


50 posted on 08/18/2009 6:17:02 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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A cute little game - Plants vs Zombies (http://www.popcap.com/games/pvz) I love the Michael Jackson ‘Thriller’ zombie with dancers. Fun and cute, but the guys will probably think it’s lame.


51 posted on 08/18/2009 6:25:19 PM PDT by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: dynachrome

> What are those Canadians smoking?

BC Bud is the best.


52 posted on 08/18/2009 6:25:24 PM PDT by max americana (i)
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To: dynachrome

They exist...
In the House and Senate!


53 posted on 08/18/2009 6:25:37 PM PDT by shadowcat
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To: Eaker

Don’t show Beaker this thread ping.


54 posted on 08/18/2009 6:28:35 PM PDT by TheMom (I'm gonna be a grandma! Kaiden Thomas is due to arrive 09/09/09.)
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To: dynachrome
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55 posted on 08/18/2009 6:34:17 PM PDT by Sax
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To: dynachrome

56 posted on 08/18/2009 6:44:15 PM PDT by FReepaholic (Jump You F**kers!)
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To: humblegunner

Malcolm counting zombies ping!


57 posted on 08/18/2009 6:51:12 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Shooter 2.5

Good Dead are hard to find.

Looks like two of us have seen that flick.


58 posted on 08/18/2009 6:57:43 PM PDT by bleach (Wake me in 2012)
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To: fanfan; kanawa

Too cold in Canada for zombies!


59 posted on 08/18/2009 6:58:41 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: KoRn; TheOldLady; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Garbage in, garbage out.


60 posted on 08/18/2009 7:14:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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