Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton's Hand in Marriage

Fox News ^ | August 7, 2009 | Not Indicated

[sevinufnine]

NAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.

[sevinufnine]

Well, if Chelsea married into the Kenyan family, it WOULD be a leap up from the one she's in now :>)

[Rider on the Rain]

Yeah, and I think the bid was way too high.

[AlphaOneAlpha]

Bad trade.

[Richard Kimball]

That’s a lot to offer in exchange for one dog.

[sevinufnine]

I believe old Bill Clinton would give 1000 goats and cows to give Hitlery to another suitor!!

[IncPen]

A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows

I think a single goat would be a fair trade...

[Wu]

For sure.

[Recon Dad]

A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage

The headline should read, “Kenyan man overpays for ankleless female with bad genes”.

[taxtruth]

I think he should get the whole family for that offer.

[sevinufnine]

LOL! Well, true story...they do eat dogs in Africa. My cousin was a missionary and they gave their German Shepherd to a chief of some tribe (don’t even know which country over there) and when they came back from furlough 6 or 9 months later, they were told the dog was delicious! True Story!!! (happened in the 70’s)

So...Chelsea probably wouldn’t taste quite as good as a real dog ;>)

[Recovering Hermit]

[ikka]

No wonder Kenya is a Third World country - always willing to spend perfectly good goats and cows on useless things!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Sounds like he is trading multiple goats and cows for a very rich cow.

[Bender2]

Re: "A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand..."

Gadzooks! I rather sleep with that hairy herd of 60... rather than cuddle up to Chelsea's hand-- Or any other part of her anatomy!

[Lazamataz]

A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage

Chelsea Clinton IS 40 goats and 20 cows!

[PLD]

I am not going to say anything nasty about Ch else Clinton she cannot help what kind of trash she was born into..Only if she turns out to be like her mom or dad will I have something bad to say..After all she was raised by nanny's so maybe none of the Clintons crooked ways rubbed off on her.

[Londo Molari]

Poor Chelsea is destined to have Cankels like her mother.

[rawhide]

I not sure the Clinton should give in! I think the Clinton’s should pay no more than 5 goats, and maybe throw one old non-milk producing cow, to get this guy to marry their daughter. Anything higher than that is highway robbery!

[xcamel]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2309459/posts

[sevinufnine]

thx

[Fester Chugabrew]

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Let's not go there.

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[Rummyfan]

He’s overbidding by at least twenty goats.

[silverleaf]

Maybe the guy ought to make an offer to John McCain for Meghan. She’s looking.

[Gunflint]

This is actually more of a dilemma than you think.

This is a generous offer from the Kenyan. To refuse it would open the Clinton’s to the charge of, say, RACISM!
“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? You think because you’re white, you can just marry any old white person that comes along?”

I predict Chelsea has a shotgun wedding this weekend, to take her off the market.

[Bryanw92]

>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.

Stupid liberal twit! He wasn’t offerring the livestock to Chelsea. He was offerring them to you as PAYMENT for your daughter.

That’s the kind of Third-world lifestyle that Hillary and the Left want the US to adopt—one where daughters are traded for livestock and human life is cheap.

[musicman]

"“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? "

[thethirddegree]

More like a single blind goat with a limp.

[Islander7]

[BikerJoe]

A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows

I thought Obama was already married?

[LS]

That’s the old joke about Clinton getting off AF 1 with two pigs under his arm telling the Marine guard, “I got these two pigs, one for Hillary and one for Chelsea,” and the guard replies, “Excellent deal, sir.”

[Scanian]

Anybody else reminded of the story about Bubba, the Marine guard, and the 2 razorback hogs?

[behzinlea]

He’d be away ahead if he just kept the money and married the goats.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well, if he’s giving away his goats for Chelsea, he sure ain’t doing it for the sex.

[boughtwithaprice]

Obama’s Kenyan relative?

[stop_fascism]

When he was president, Bill Clinton was coming back from a visit to Arkansas on Air Force One. He got off the plane carrying two baby razorbacks. A marine honor guard couldn’t help himself from saying “Nice pigs, sir!”

Clinton said, “Yeah, I got them for Hillary and Chelsea.”

The marine said, “Nice trade, sir!”

[ScottinVA]

Just for a split second: this is what my brain thought it read:

Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton’s Head in Marriage

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Leave Chelsea alone.

[dfwgator]

>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.

Maybe Webb Hubbell will approve the offer.

[ScottinVA]

So then Chelsea probably would be related by marriage then to the guy in the White House.

Can we throw in Michelle 0 in the deal?

[RDTF]

I’m laughing out loud - so loud - my entire office heard me. Maybe the entire floor.

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL! I was going to post this on a similar thread yesterday.

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[Oldpuppymax]

After all, Chelsea WOULD remind him of the farm animals he traded!

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[blackie]

That’s way too many goats!!!

[altair]

No one gets to choose their parents.

[Mr. C]

How about just 1 pig ....

[a fool in paradise]

He not just buying another wife, he’s buying access to the system.

[a fool in paradise]

Here’s some news to put a ping in your sling

[Slings and Arrows]

If he's offering his whole harem he must be serious.

[Clay Moore]

No kidding! A good Angus cow will bring $800!

I am thinking one lame goat, tops.