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Could this be Obama's Kenyan birthcertificate? (someone is smoking catnip)
Probably some kid's photoshop program ^ | KOS troll

Posted on 07/28/2009 9:23:04 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27

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To: Enterprise; LucyT

Well it appears to be a fake.

But, the information all appears to be legit—what I understood was on the real birth certificate. Coast General Hospital outside Mombasa is where he was born. The time of birth (11:37 AM local) is the time Barack told people he was born historically. Still on the 3rd of August on the West Coast of the US. Another day to get him back to Hawaii by the 8th.

Be interesting to decipher the name of the doctor.


151 posted on 07/28/2009 12:50:14 PM PDT by David (...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Here's an official seal!

152 posted on 07/28/2009 12:50:46 PM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for fixing it. Signed, SEALed, and delivered!

We're IATZ, though.

Check out the bust here.

153 posted on 07/28/2009 12:51:50 PM PDT by TheOldLady (0bama -- Beloved of the Morningstar)
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To: Enterprise
Break seal
154 posted on 07/28/2009 12:53:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL


155 posted on 07/28/2009 12:54:48 PM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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To: TheOldLady

Checked. Noted. Enjoying the ozone.


156 posted on 07/28/2009 12:57:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for posting this, Slings and Arrows.

Pinging Iowan; here is the latest fake bc.


157 posted on 07/28/2009 12:57:47 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Slings and Arrows

158 posted on 07/28/2009 12:59:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: COBOL2Java

All that trouble for a dang commercial???


159 posted on 07/28/2009 12:59:31 PM PDT by TheOldLady (0bama -- Beloved of the Morningstar)
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To: LucyT

My pleasure. I wonder if I should have included Heidi Klum too?


160 posted on 07/28/2009 1:00:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: LucyT

I wonder how much this one could get on ebay.


161 posted on 07/28/2009 1:00:13 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: David

See post #138 before you put any more thought into it.


162 posted on 07/28/2009 1:01:17 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL, he should have tried that with WND instead of here.


163 posted on 07/28/2009 1:02:00 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Hey Jimbo, you RAT PROVOCATEUR, SEE my post 124.

I dumped your .jpg file and got your pirated Adobe PhotoShop info, computer model, Windows version and service pack updates, serial number and a links to your name, your employer, home address, not to mention your internet browsing history and a list of all the kiddy porn files on your hard disk.

Life is about to get very interesting for you.

FUBO


164 posted on 07/28/2009 1:09:17 PM PDT by Blado (''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
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To: a fool in paradise; BP2; null and void; Polarik; MHGinTN
I wonder how much this one could get on ebay.

Oh, what a good idea! The proceeds could go to FR for this latest FReepathon.

Did anyone ever mention the results of the last bc sale on eBay?

All this bc ridicule isn't helping bo's image.

165 posted on 07/28/2009 1:11:16 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Slings and Arrows

Probably not.


166 posted on 07/28/2009 1:16:23 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: LucyT; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; Lucky9teen; Old Teufel Hunden; ...
I'd swear the arguments I seen today in defense of the Team Obama's round and round arguments "show me a Kenyan certicate, I don't need to show you a Hawaiian certificate"...

Reminds me of Monkey Business with the Marx Brothers. They stowed away on an ocean liner and when it came time to deplank, they stole a passport to get through customs.

Each member presented the document as PROOF that he was Maurice Chevalier.

INSPECTOR: Keep in line, everybody. Have your passports ready.
INSPECTOR: .
[All talking indistinctly]
INSPECTOR: Never mind. Hey, if you want to get off the boat...

- get in the back.
- Oh, I didn't get on in the back.
- I got on in the front.
- Never mind that.

INSPECTOR: Leave them alone.

ZEPPO: You're right... I told them to stay in line.

INSPECTOR: Yeah? Show me your passport.

ZEPPO: Yeah, right here. That's my name.

INSPECTOR: Maurice Chevalier?

ZEPPO: Yeah.

INSPECTOR: This picture doesn't look like you.

ZEPPO: Sure, I'm Maurice Chevalier. I'll sing for you.
[Singing] If a nightingale could sing like you
They'd sing much better than they do

INSPECTOR: Here, never mind that. Get back in line where you belong.

CHICO: I was ahead of you!

INSPECTOR: Your passport. Let me have your passport. This picture doesn't look like you.

CHICO: It don't look like me from the front, but go in the back of the boat, just like me.

INSPECTOR: You're not Maurice Chevalier.

CHICO: Are you Maurice Chevalier?

INSPECTOR: No.

CHICO: Well, there you are. Wait. I prove it.

CHICO: [Singing] If a nightingale could sing like you
He sing much better than you do and
INSPECTOR: Out!

CHICO: No push me!

INSPECTOR: Get out of here! Get back in line where you belong. Passport! This picture doesn't look like you.

GROUCHO: It doesn't look like you either.

INSPECTOR: This man has no moustache.

GROUCHO: The barbershop wasn't open.

INSPECTOR: Why, look at that face.

GROUCHO: Well, look at that face.

INSPECTOR: Hey, are you going to identify yourself, or else...

GROUCHO: [Singing] If a nightingale could sing like you
They'd sing much sweeter than they do
For you brought a new kind of love to me
INSPECTOR: Out! Back in line where you belong!

OFFICER : Get off there! Get off the table! What do you think this is here? Put that down! Lunatic! Stop that! You want to break that? Here, let it alone!

INSPECTOR: Passport. I said passport, not pasteboard. Come on with that passport! Not washboard! Passport! Chevalier?

[Lip-synching]
If a nightingale could sing like you
They'd sing much sweeter than they do
For you brought a new kind of love to me
[Record garbling]
And if the sandman brought me dreams of you
I'd want to dream my whole life through
For you brought a new kind of love to me

INSPECTOR: Get him out of here! Put him back there where he belongs!


167 posted on 07/28/2009 1:20:29 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: john in springfield
If you're in a police investigation, the suspect declining to prove his innocence when it should be very easy to do so...

Like the Perfeser breaking into the house showing his ID?

Oh.

nevermind.

168 posted on 07/28/2009 1:24:04 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

He was already in the residence when police arrived.

He wasn’t arrested for breaking and entering. He was arrested for disorderly conduct by refusing to cooperate with the investigation.


169 posted on 07/28/2009 1:26:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Blado
I dumped your .jpg file ...

How'd you do that?

170 posted on 07/28/2009 1:28:10 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

This account has been banned or suspended.


Okay



Oh well, thanks for being an IDIOT.


171 posted on 07/28/2009 1:44:58 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: DuncanWaring

Any hex editor and a fine-toothed comb.


172 posted on 07/28/2009 1:46:01 PM PDT by Blado (''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
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To: Allegra
I buried a piece of coal in my backyard when I was a kid .........

It's been there long enough to be a diamond!

LOL! I kill me!

173 posted on 07/28/2009 2:00:57 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Eaker
LOL! I kill me!

And I'll do the same the next time I see you, so ya'd better start running now. :-P

174 posted on 07/28/2009 2:04:18 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: mnehring

Jim Thompson?


175 posted on 07/28/2009 2:06:55 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: LucyT

Thanks, LucyT

Ping.


176 posted on 07/28/2009 2:17:41 PM PDT by Iowan
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To: oldfart

That is where I would start.

I am sure they have medical records and I they can’t have privacy concerns like in the U.S..


177 posted on 07/28/2009 2:24:25 PM PDT by vg0va3 (I don't plan to quit the fight until it is finally over.)
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To: vg0va3

All that is correct but they do have Obama’s cousin running the country. Still, bribes seem to work most of the time.


178 posted on 07/28/2009 3:24:23 PM PDT by oldfart (Obama nation = abomination. Think about it!)
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To: cripplecreek

What wrote on this? A Seismometer sheet taken during Krakatoa?


179 posted on 07/28/2009 3:42:35 PM PDT by Polarik (Obama: When destroying America is not enough.)
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To: Thebaddog
This seal certifies it is genuine.


180 posted on 07/28/2009 4:08:29 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Written by a lefty.


181 posted on 07/28/2009 4:12:21 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: jellybean

I’m Dutch and that is a true translation.


182 posted on 07/28/2009 5:24:01 PM PDT by bergmeid
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Try listing it on eBay.


183 posted on 07/28/2009 5:27:46 PM PDT by Jen ("Oppressors can tyrannize only when they achieve standing army, enslaved press & disarmed populace.")
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To: Thebaddog

The background text is Dutch. One word, voorzitter, means something like president, chairman, speaker.


184 posted on 07/28/2009 5:36:24 PM PDT by Kandy
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To: DoctorJimbo27

who?


185 posted on 07/28/2009 5:50:25 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: DoctorJimbo27
API, is that you?

Wig kittyElectric kitty

ValhallaAir assault

DancingKitty

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GuitarSpongmonkeyBob&DougMeat

Please FReepmail me with your next screen name...I don't want to miss the fun!

186 posted on 07/28/2009 7:06:04 PM PDT by TXBlair (www.ragingelephants.org)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
should i be worried?

Yes...about lightning! Buh-bye, sucker!

187 posted on 07/28/2009 7:18:38 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Blu By U
no computers in 1961

I am a time traveler and I have taken my computer to 1961

188 posted on 07/28/2009 8:01:29 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Smokin' Joe

No. I mean on a slightly longer-term basis.

Why would anyone go through the time, hassle, expense and risk of a court trial when they could easily avoid it? Why would Obama send his lawyers to court to avoid showing his long form birth certificate when it would be far easier, cheaper and more politically expedient simply to show his long form birth certificate... unless there’s some big reason he really, really does NOT want to show aforementioned long form birth certificate?


189 posted on 07/28/2009 8:24:53 PM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: woofie
I am a time traveler and I have taken my computer to 1961

Titor! Is that you?

190 posted on 07/28/2009 8:26:03 PM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: Kandy

See 86. The author also confessed in the file attributes.


191 posted on 07/28/2009 8:40:06 PM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: john in springfield
Why would Obama send his lawyers to court to avoid showing his long form birth certificate when it would be far easier, cheaper and more politically expedient simply to show his long form birth certificate... unless there’s some big reason he really, really does NOT want to show aforementioned long form birth certificate?

Precisely! One reason is the obvious: That there is something potentially damning to hide.

The only other reason would be to tie up our resources and time fighting to see the documents.

My feeling about the latter, is that I still have time to write the Kamerads in DeeCee and tell them I really really would rather they voted against the latest Socialist crap. That does not take long, and at best only seems to change the point spread, not the game. Still, that leaves enough time to go for the jackpot--proving him ineligible and his actions from day one void.

192 posted on 07/28/2009 11:12:59 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
hey if you can show me how it’s a photoshop that would be a load off MY mind. I’m not any good with these things. My friend might be pulling one over on me, but I figured you guys would be better at solving it than me.

Uhh, duh. How about this clue that is embedded in the EXIF?

"NOTICE: This image is a work of parody and political commentary. It is not a genuine government document. Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. A certified copy of his birth record is freely available online. If you thought this was Obama's real birth certificate, a "smoking gun" proving he's not a natural-born citizen, then congratulations. You are an idiot. I made this from scratch. It is completely fake, and no document from Kenya or the United Kingdom resembles it.

Obama's president, and will be for the next 3 1/2 to 7 1/2 years. Get used to it."


193 posted on 07/28/2009 11:22:11 PM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's called the "Statue of Liberty" and not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: DoctorJimbo27
(someone is smoking catnip)

Does that work for you? 8^p

194 posted on 07/28/2009 11:25:57 PM PDT by airborne (Congratulations to the Stanley Cup Champions! PITTSBURGH PENGUINS RULE!!!)
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To: David
Well it appears to be a fake.

But, the information all appears to be legit—what I understood was on the real birth certificate. Coast General Hospital outside Mombasa is where he was born. The time of birth (11:37 AM local) is the time Barack told people he was born historically. Still on the 3rd of August on the West Coast of the US. Another day to get him back to Hawaii by the 8th.

So it's "fake, but accurate"? Where have I heard that before?

195 posted on 07/28/2009 11:28:11 PM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's called the "Statue of Liberty" and not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Smokin' Joe
The only other reason would be to tie up our resources and time fighting to see the documents.

And that could be a perfectly valid reason.

It could also be that the birth situation is totally legit, but there's something else that might disqualify him from the Presidency - like having been adopted and lost US citizenship, or having renounced US citizenship, or whatever. And he could let the birth certificate issue stew before finally producing the long-form certificate in order to squash the whole questioning dynamic and lastingly deflect attention away from whatever other issue there might be.

I don't know. I honestly try not to think about it that much. It makes my head hurt.

In any event, even if he's ineligible, dislodging him from the Presidency would appear unlikely, and if accomplished could turn out to be counterproductive. IMO.

I mean, do you really want Joe Biden as President of the United States?

196 posted on 07/29/2009 12:12:42 AM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: john in springfield
And he could let the birth certificate issue stew before finally producing the long-form certificate in order to squash the whole questioning dynamic and lastingly deflect attention away from whatever other issue there might be.

Yep. Why it is so important we pay attention to what the other hand is doing, the whole time he is saying "see, nothing in my hand...". I mean, do you really want Joe Biden as President of the United States?

Al Gore was Clinton's life insurance policy...

But the Constitutional question remains, if Biden was selected by an ineligible candidate would Biden be eligible?

If Biden knew, the Impeachment should start even before he swears the oath, along with all the other traitors who have violated their oaths to uphold the Constitution.

Could be a long list, and it might have a 'pubbie or two on it.

Clean out the whole rat's nest, break a few eggs, and make omlets.

Operations aren't pretty, but sometimes that is the only way to get rid of a cancer.

197 posted on 07/29/2009 12:44:19 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Bark, Bark, for Bozobama! I like your seal.


198 posted on 07/29/2009 3:44:22 AM PDT by Thebaddog (Obama really did believe that stuff he was saying during the campaign)
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To: Smokin' Joe
Al Gore was Clinton's life insurance policy...

I can hardly imagine a better life insurance policy than Joe Biden.

I don't think there's anyone in the country who wants Joe Biden to be President, except maybe Joe Biden.

But the Constitutional question remains, if Biden was selected by an ineligible candidate would Biden be eligible?

You wanna actually go by the Constitution? That outdated old piece of paper?

Who knows, maybe we could actually see McLame as President & Palin as VP?

That seems as strange and unlikely to me as aliens from Alpha Centauri landing at Disney World tomorrow, but who knows. Strange things have happened. Like a President on the verge of keeling dead over from Addison's disease being elected partly on the basis of how robust and healthy he was.

Such things have almost never happened without the support of the major media, though. And it's clear they would fight tooth and nail to oppose any removal of an ineligible Resident Obama.

If there were the SLIGHTEST question about Bush or McLame - never mind anything remotely approaching the prolonged shenanigans on the part of the current Resident - they'd be all over it like ants on strawberry jam.

If Biden knew, the Impeachment should start even before he swears the oath, along with all the other traitors who have violated their oaths to uphold the Constitution.

Now that might be a route.

Could be a long list, and it might have a 'pubbie or two on it.

One or two?

I've about given up on the current Republican party. They're about as useless as tits on a bull. See: this video.

199 posted on 07/29/2009 6:54:09 AM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: ctdonath2
It was plainly typeset, commonly done when printing something that would be copied in large quantities (like newspapers) where time spent setting up proportional fonts was acceptable.

So you're saying they'd spend the money to typeset a birth certificate that might have a dozen copies printed?

200 posted on 07/29/2009 8:25:52 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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