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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~<

Posted on 07/24/2009 6:03:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I got an email with some of the MOST outrageous footwear I have EVER seen. Even in my younger days there is no way I could ever...or would ever, wear the likes of these fashion statements. Some of them are funny. Some of them are silly. Some of them are horrendous.....and some of them look downright PAINFUL. No Thank You. I'd rather go barefoot! Check it out.....


I'd like to see her standing up and walking in those. I know it would be entertaining.


Great bridal shoe! Hope the groom is eight foot tall
Now I know I've got to get a pair of these. I'd feel like Mrs. Maxwell Smart.


There aren't enough words for this. Who the h@** wants to stand on a nail?


Did they borrow this idea from Transformers or Hannibal Lecter?


Now, I must confess. These might surprise us. They look springy.

You could pogo your way to where you're going.

Learning how to stop might take some experience once you get hopping.


You're really hoofin' it in these...


Do these require water and a mower?


I wonder if the lights work on these. You could see where you're walking in the dark.

That would be cool.


Now, I must confess. These are much prettier than the

big fluffy duck, bear, chicken, etc house shoes.


NO COMMENT


These are just silly.


Looks like something Michelle Obama would wear.


Flip flops of the Flopper for the flip flopper.


WHAT THE %&$^#*(@#()#() She didn't paint her toenails!


Is this so that if you have smelly feet, you can blame the shoes?


Now, this is one twisted cowpoke. At least I assume cowpoke (hairy legs).

Better shut up. don't want to get into trouble.


Be hard crossing your legs.


Oh yeah, I can see me slipping my feet into these ugly critters, can't you?  Geesh!!



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cryptosocksthread; friday; ofst; shoes; silliness
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You Are Clogs
You are a solid and down to earth person.
You seek (and almost always achieve) a really sound balance in your life.

You are stylish yet comfortable. Mellow but driven. Excited yet calm.
You are the perfect mesh of contradictions.

No matter what happens, you have the ability to stay well grounded in your life.
People know that they can truly depend on you.

You should live: In Europe (EWW-no way)

You should work: At a company dedicated to helping the world (BARF)
What Kind of Shoe Are You?

1 posted on 07/24/2009 6:03:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday!!!


2 posted on 07/24/2009 6:03:45 AM PDT by Shyla
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



FRIDAY SILLINESS

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The game is afoot....step up and play.

3 posted on 07/24/2009 6:04:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP??


4 posted on 07/24/2009 6:04:15 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
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5 posted on 07/24/2009 6:04:24 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Lucky9teen
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6 posted on 07/24/2009 6:04:29 AM PDT by arbooz ("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
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To: arbooz

In before 10


7 posted on 07/24/2009 6:05:14 AM PDT by Dacula (Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Lets do something.)
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To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 07/24/2009 6:06:56 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (This is the worst economic crisis since Brittney Spears shaved both ends!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yahoo! Up and at ‘em early....gonna be 108 — and muggy — today. Gettin’ the bidnit done early.


9 posted on 07/24/2009 6:07:33 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now....not next month... now)
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To: Lucky9teen
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10 posted on 07/24/2009 6:08:37 AM PDT by arbooz ("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!

Happy Weekend All!

11 posted on 07/24/2009 6:10:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen
looterprez
12 posted on 07/24/2009 6:10:49 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen

For $20 I bet I kin tell ya where ya got dem shoes!


13 posted on 07/24/2009 6:10:58 AM PDT by Kirkwood ( O||||||O)
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To: Lucky9teen

14 posted on 07/24/2009 6:11:50 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (This is the worst economic crisis since Brittney Spears shaved both ends!)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 07/24/2009 6:12:02 AM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: Shyla

Hello???????

:`)


16 posted on 07/24/2009 6:12:52 AM PDT by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Practical shoes....


17 posted on 07/24/2009 6:13:29 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ WilliamofCarmichael)
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To: Lucky9teen
Oh, a Wiseguy, eh?

18 posted on 07/24/2009 6:14:08 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
spydog
19 posted on 07/24/2009 6:15:51 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Car Pool, FlintStones style:

20 posted on 07/24/2009 6:16:19 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

21 posted on 07/24/2009 6:17:48 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: hoe_cake

Happy Friday & Hello to you too!!


22 posted on 07/24/2009 6:18:23 AM PDT by Shyla
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To: Lucky9teen

23 posted on 07/24/2009 6:18:23 AM PDT by al_c (Jan 20, 2013: The end of One Big A** Mistake, America)
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To: Sax
Needs a beer belly


24 posted on 07/24/2009 6:19:04 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ WilliamofCarmichael)
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To: Lucky9teen

These boots were made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna
Walk all over RINO-INFESTED D.C.!

25 posted on 07/24/2009 6:19:42 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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To: Nateman
I have been very, very, very upset (ticked off) after reading that the House is going to vote on the health bill. I hit refresh and I see this picture (the spy among us). Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it. The pic is sooooo cute. Sanity saved by a Freeper once again!.
26 posted on 07/24/2009 6:20:00 AM PDT by LuvFreeRepublic
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 07/24/2009 6:20:17 AM PDT by MikeWUSAF (I long for Norman Rockwell's America.)
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To: Allegra; Lucky9teen
What good are shoes without sox?


28 posted on 07/24/2009 6:20:46 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ WilliamofCarmichael)
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To: Lucky9teen
Just exactly what does one buy in this shop?:

29 posted on 07/24/2009 6:20:55 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Shyla

I feel like playing today. It will help the day go by.

How was the beach?


30 posted on 07/24/2009 6:20:59 AM PDT by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I found the other half of these shoes:


31 posted on 07/24/2009 6:21:09 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299788/posts?q=1&;page=1

For everyone who missed it last night...this is the craziest thing I have ever seen.


32 posted on 07/24/2009 6:23:30 AM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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33 posted on 07/24/2009 6:23:33 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

If you don't get it, I ain't telling you!

34 posted on 07/24/2009 6:23:43 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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35 posted on 07/24/2009 6:25:27 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Reminds me of Steve Martin’s book “Cruel Shoes”


36 posted on 07/24/2009 6:26:18 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: Silly; Lucky9teen

These are just silly.

Yes. Yes they are.

37 posted on 07/24/2009 6:26:54 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ErnBatavia

102 here, but the rain will slow that.


38 posted on 07/24/2009 6:28:34 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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I like to wear these around the house.

39 posted on 07/24/2009 6:28:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Cuban Ferrari


40 posted on 07/24/2009 6:30:22 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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41 posted on 07/24/2009 6:31:43 AM PDT by arbooz ("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
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To: Lucky9teen

Recently, I’ve seen an unfortunate number of jelly sandals in department stores and such, if those count as ridiculous shoes.


42 posted on 07/24/2009 6:31:51 AM PDT by Hyzenthlay (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Nateman

ROTFLMAO!!!


43 posted on 07/24/2009 6:32:30 AM PDT by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Come on.

I mean, come ON.

44 posted on 07/24/2009 6:34:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Nateman

Last year I was visiting with my grandmother-in-law and we were snacking on some mixed nuts and she didn’t miss a beat calling these out by that exact name.


45 posted on 07/24/2009 6:37:43 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

BEST.

SLIPPER GAG.

EVER.


46 posted on 07/24/2009 6:38:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: hoe_cake

It was incredible. I left my daughter there for an extra week. She comes home this weekend.

I have to get my 2010 work goals established and presented to my manager by this afternoon.

My goal is to win the lottery but I have a feeling that is not what he is looking for.


47 posted on 07/24/2009 6:38:59 AM PDT by Shyla
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To: Lucky9teen
shoethief
48 posted on 07/24/2009 6:47:36 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: LuvFreeRepublic
The spy among us...

I can't really take credit for that one. I saw it on the net on day and immediately stole it!(Ceiling cat does not approve!)

49 posted on 07/24/2009 6:55:04 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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50 posted on 07/24/2009 6:56:04 AM PDT by red-dawg (If you don't like the constitution, move to a country with one you like. LEAVE OURS ALONE.)
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