Cows, Constitution and the "Ten Commandments"

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[mikelets456]

Cows, The Constitution, The Ten Commandments Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments

COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is time for America to speak up!

Yep, I passed it on

[Alex Murphy]

Pat Paulsen: "Two Cows"

Thank you. Our topic tonight is politics. Let's start with a simple, basic approach. In order to help us understand the politi....political situation around the world, we will use some visual aids.

This....this is a cow.

This....this is another cow.

We will label this "cow 1" and "cow 2". These are two cows.

Now back to politics.

Let's talk about Communism. Under Communism, if you had these two cows, you would milk your cows and give the milk to the government. As soon as it got sour, the government would sell it back to you. So that covers Communism. (laughter)

Now, let's compare that with Old New-Dealism. Under Old New-Dealism, if you have two cows, the government shoots one cow, you milk the other and throw part of the milk down the sink. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Let's move right along to Capitalism. Under Capitalism, if you have two cows you milk one, sell the other to make a down payment on a bull. Then you put them both in your wife's name & declare bankruptcy.