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The teenager who asked tattooist for THREE stars on her face and ended up with FIFTY-SIX
Daily Mail ^ | 06/16/2009 | Mail Foreign Service

Posted on 06/16/2009 1:28:12 PM PDT by Dooderbutt

A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £10,000 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face - but ended up with 56.

Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck paid £55 for 'the graffiti that has ruined my life' in her Belgian home town of Courtrai.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: tattoo; tattoos; teenager
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In all seriousness...who in the h*ll falls asleep during a tattoo? Especially on your face! This smells a little off, dont'cha think?

1 posted on 06/16/2009 1:28:12 PM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Dooderbutt

She looks even more promiscuous with the stars.


2 posted on 06/16/2009 1:29:16 PM PDT by exist
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To: Dooderbutt

Now known as the Constellation Dumbass!


3 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:08 PM PDT by 11Bush
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To: Dooderbutt
No amount of Clearasil will take care of that.

Similar thread here.

4 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:14 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands ("Failed Obama Administration" (TM))
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To: Dooderbutt

She just needs to get the other side of her face done and it will all be okie dokie.


5 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:27 PM PDT by San Jacinto (gorebull warming -- the Socialists' Shortcut.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Joe Biden should stick to his day job.


6 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:44 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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To: exist

56 is more accurate, anyway. One star for each...


7 posted on 06/16/2009 1:30:57 PM PDT by Omedalus
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To: 11Bush
Now known as the Constellation Dumbass!

--spit take--

8 posted on 06/16/2009 1:31:10 PM PDT by frogjerk (C-NJ)
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To: 11Bush

She looks like something out of Star-trek.

Somewhat limits any kind of undercover work though, doesn’t it.


9 posted on 06/16/2009 1:31:33 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ein Volk, Ein Riech, Ein Ein.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Lady, even one star would have ruined your life.


10 posted on 06/16/2009 1:32:57 PM PDT by Seruzawa (Obamalama lied, the republic died.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Her belt buckle should be sued for false advertising.


11 posted on 06/16/2009 1:33:08 PM PDT by frogjerk (C-NJ)
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To: Seruzawa

Exactly.

3 stars, 52 stars...what’s the difference, she will still look like a freak anyway.


12 posted on 06/16/2009 1:34:23 PM PDT by lormand (Michael Wiener - faux Conservative for clapping seals and lemmings)
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To: Dooderbutt

One more and she could have had a star for each State in the U.S.


13 posted on 06/16/2009 1:34:45 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: frogjerk
Her belt buckle should be sued for false advertising.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

14 posted on 06/16/2009 1:35:18 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Dooderbutt

Disfigurement to the max. Tattoos on the face are a true sign of extreme personality disorders..


15 posted on 06/16/2009 1:36:01 PM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Dooderbutt

Jail bate!! Where was the parental consent??


16 posted on 06/16/2009 1:36:44 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: Dooderbutt

And now singing on karaoke.....”Hey there. You with the stars on your eyes.”


17 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:06 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: Dooderbutt

As my grandfather used to tell me; “Stupid is supposed to hurt”.


18 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:14 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: Dooderbutt

Another drug related accident.


19 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:23 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I just don’t buy her falling asleep while she was getting a tat. Makes me wonder how drunk or drugged up she was.


20 posted on 06/16/2009 1:37:38 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (elected officials should be required to pass drug, alcohol & dementia testing)
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To: Dooderbutt

So 3 stars on her face wouldn’t have ruined her life?


21 posted on 06/16/2009 1:38:12 PM PDT by CaptRon
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To: Dooderbutt

Tattoos. I don’t get it. I was just at the beach yesterday looking at the old women who’ve dated themselves with their trendy tramp stamp that was so hip 10 years ago. Now they are 30 somethings with a kid or two and it just looks bad. This tramp could probably strip for 10 years or so if she stays in shape, and if she saves every dime she’ll do better than average. So look on the bright side honey. She won’t even need to buy stripper glitter.


22 posted on 06/16/2009 1:39:34 PM PDT by JTHomes
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To: Dooderbutt
In all seriousness, Why have tattoos become so popular, They hurt, they are expensive to have done, most of the pictures are so bad you wouldn't hang them on your wall just on your body, and I heard that they don't wash off.
23 posted on 06/16/2009 1:40:52 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town
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To: JTHomes

They mentioned circus in the article—that’s always an option.


24 posted on 06/16/2009 1:40:55 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Dooderbutt
This bright ambitious young lady was just trying to capture the idiom of William Butler Yeat's "When You Are Old".

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

25 posted on 06/16/2009 1:40:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: handy old one
Where was the parental consent??

This happened in Belgium. I'm pretty sure they outlawed parents years ago
26 posted on 06/16/2009 1:41:10 PM PDT by slumber1 (Serenity Now!)
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To: Dooderbutt

She did not fall asleep, she got exactly what she asked for and after she went home, her father and her boyfriend saw her and threw a fit, so she changed her story.

Nobody sleeps through 56 tattoos. I had gotten two tattoos when I was younger and YOU FEEL EVERY JAB of that needle. Every jab.

She knew exactly what she was doing, and only later realized, “OH MY! What have I done!”

Tough cookies dumbass.
I’m not happy with my tattoo either, but it was my own stupid fault. Thank god it’s high on my arm where nobody will see it. The other is on my hip where even less people will ever see it.

Good lord, on her face no less...


27 posted on 06/16/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Bon mots

Yep, if you are going to make a mistake, do it in a place where most won’t see it.


28 posted on 06/16/2009 1:43:22 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Dooderbutt

LOL. It makes Mike Tyson tattoo look good. At least they did not shave her eyebrows while asleep.


29 posted on 06/16/2009 1:44:54 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Bon mots

And the one on the hip says?????


30 posted on 06/16/2009 1:46:37 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: handy old one

She’s 18, which is old enough to make stupid decisions on her own... actually, considering this is in the EU, 16 might have been old enough.

And I’m kind of amazed that this girl didn’t notice that it was taking so much longer than it should have, or didn’t ever look in the mirror, or trusted a guy who could hardly speak her language to interpret her directions properly, or didn’t ‘preview’ it, (I’ve been with friends who got tattoos, the artists always draws the design on with something washable before doing anything), or didn’t even look in a mirror partway through, or didn’t notice that he was tattooing on her forehead and cheek and chin, etc. It’s pretty implausible...


31 posted on 06/16/2009 1:47:40 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Orange1998
And the one on the hip says?????

It's a small lion. Doesn't say anything at all.

That one doesn't bother me, but I hate tattoos.

32 posted on 06/16/2009 1:48:03 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Dooderbutt
Overdone. I think she reached her max skankaliciousness after only 2 or 3 stars.

Let me just try to imagine how AWFUL this will look when she's 68...ewwwww!

33 posted on 06/16/2009 1:48:50 PM PDT by willgolfforfood
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To: willgolfforfood

One tattoo for each different guy she has had sex with.


34 posted on 06/16/2009 1:54:50 PM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Dooderbutt
Something is terribly wrong with this whole story. First - she asked for three and got 56? How does one make that sort of mistake?

Even better - what kind of medication/drugs does one have to be under the influence of to fall asleep while receiving 56 individual tattoos on your FACE???

Personally, I think there is more to this story... like blowback reaction to her tattoos...

35 posted on 06/16/2009 1:56:24 PM PDT by TheBattman (Pray for our country...)
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To: Bon mots

It may not “say” anything but it sure gets the point across. I am seeing tattoos on many people. I don’t see the reason behind it when life changes as we get older. Something “cool” 20 years ago is not “cool” today. Reminds me of the Mullet Hair Style.


36 posted on 06/16/2009 1:57:18 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: frogjerk
Now known as the Constellation Dumbass!

--spit take--

LOL

It's twice as funny when you know what that means.

;^)

37 posted on 06/16/2009 2:00:19 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.)
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To: Dooderbutt
" This smells a little off, dont'cha think?"

Definately!

Mousey, flat-chested broad has buyer's remorse when stars fail to have magic.

38 posted on 06/16/2009 2:01:05 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: Dooderbutt

“Stupid is what supid does.”

Forrest Gump


39 posted on 06/16/2009 2:01:58 PM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: Orange1998

the stupid girl wanted A 3 TATTOED IN HER FACE. Look at her again. Then the effect of whatever she used before passed away, and she realized what she had done, and in the most responsible way she could react, she decided to blame someone else


40 posted on 06/16/2009 2:02:06 PM PDT by gaslucas1
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To: Dooderbutt

Look on the bright side... she’ll be a hit at the Star Trek conventions!


41 posted on 06/16/2009 2:04:53 PM PDT by MarineBrat (The New York Times is a Communist Kamikaze.)
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To: editor-surveyor

maybe she didnt know they were permanent?


42 posted on 06/16/2009 2:05:37 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Dooderbutt

In the immortal words of the Diceman, “You got the bonus plan!”


43 posted on 06/16/2009 2:07:12 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: beaversmom
do it in a place where most won’t see it.

That's why she had the tattoos on her face instead of some "other" part of her body.

44 posted on 06/16/2009 2:09:44 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: Dooderbutt

Anyone that wants a tattoo, much less on her face, deserves whatever she gets. I have no sympathy for idiots.


45 posted on 06/16/2009 2:10:50 PM PDT by Nosterrex
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To: driftdiver
"maybe she didnt know they were permanent?"

They aren't; they do face transplants now :o)

46 posted on 06/16/2009 2:11:39 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: Dooderbutt

lol.

DUmmie screen name??


47 posted on 06/16/2009 2:13:54 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: frogjerk

Maybe not. The belt buckle is actually more sexy than the girl wearing the belt. With or withOUT the stars.


48 posted on 06/16/2009 2:15:00 PM PDT by willgolfforfood
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To: handy old one

Its the UK... parental units aren’t important there


49 posted on 06/16/2009 2:15:07 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: slumber1

Belgium...

the fake country


50 posted on 06/16/2009 2:17:12 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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