Thumbs Down on Megan Fox

TMZ.com ^ | Jun 11th 2009 12:50PM | TMZ

[GQuagmire]

It's simply unthinkable. After hundreds of man hours of scrutiny, the research is in ... and Megan Fox may have a Megan flaw -- her thumbs!

[GQuagmire]

I knew it!

[GQuagmire]

Megan ping

[astyanax]

Her intellect isn’t exactly a strong point.

[Fawn]

FREAK!!

[PoliticalDookie]

Nope...and her strong points are very strong indeed :-)

[dead]

As far as I can tell, this woman's made two movies and she's in the news nine times a day about nothing!!

Make it stop.

(but her thumb does look like a big toe)

[EscapedDutch]

Her nasty tatoos are not appealing either.

[JoJo Gunn]

The dumbing down of the Freep continues.

[willgolfforfood]

What, did they interview some Geeks at a Trek convention?

"She's kinda pretty and all, but we don't like her thumbs!"

Like they wouldn't let her eat crackers in bed.

[Texas56]

Neither are her political views.

[MES401067]

You can stunt there growth from having them up your A@@.

[EggsAckley]

Yup.

[rarestia]

Someone has nothing nice to say about Americans on the response forum for that article.

That being said... who gives a rip?

[cycle of discernment]

What is with all this Megan Fox stuff all the time?

[Scythian]

I don’t get it either? Seems like there is some fixation going on all the time, I guess this is Megan Fox month on the FR?

[nhwingut]

Didn’t she just mock conservatives? Isn’t TMZ owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Coincidence? I think not.

[evets]

GUILTY !

[evets]

FOX NEWS ALERT!

[JoJo Gunn]

What is with all this Megan Fox stuff all the time?

They know that Perez Hilton has a web site that feeds their childish obsessions, but either they need bus fare, or are purposefully trying to drag down the Freep.

[atc23]

I am at the office keyboard eating lunch. I did not need to see that thumb. Thats really unappetizing.

[linn37]

I thought her defect was that she is an idiot.

[JoJo Gunn]

After a couple of days, you’ll notice it’s always the same ones doing it. Do they have an Agenda, or are they just that pathetic?

[Travis T. OJustice]

Jealousy can be so ugly.

[JoJo Gunn]

Yep, not being a pathetic Perez Hilton wannabe has been a tremendous burden.

[Hot Tabasco]

I think her thumbs look long. Did she star in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues"?

[EggsAckley]

I don’t know, but now you’re being called “jealous”. Heheh.

I’m actually starting to lean towards the “pathetic” explanation.

[Travis T. OJustice]

That would be an intelligent comment if it wasn’t so stupid.

[karatemom]

Hey- are you one of the seven Americans still working??

[JoJo Gunn]

I thought that your second comment on jealousy came from a pinhead as well.

[jakerobins]

But...She's has man hands.....LOL

[CougarGA7]

OMG!!! She’s a two glover.

[JoJo Gunn]

At least to me, someone who wants to be the White Knight for the Perez clones is the textbook meaning of pathetic. And the beauty of it is, you yank the chain of one and another reveals itself.

[snarks_when_bored]

Megan Fox has a huge Marilyn Monroe head tattooed on her right inner forearm, and her only flaw is her thumbs? Sheesh.

[GQuagmire]

Look who’s at it again......

[stylecouncilor]

If it’s so offensive simply don’t click on the thread.

[Chances Are]

That was really a very funny book!

CA....

[Chances Are]

NTTTT!

CA....

[JoJo Gunn]

Hey, thanks for the lecture, Apologist.

[calex59]

She has a bigger flaw than that. Her soul is totally corrupted and her morals are completely bad.

[stylecouncilor]

Anytime.