Are You a Freeper Freemason?[vanity]

06/06/2009 | sonofstrangelove

[sonofstrangelove]

Are you a Freeper Freemason? I am looking for others like me.

[Copernicus]

I thought Freeper Freemasons were all moderators.

Best regards,

[sonofstrangelove]

Are they?

[Copernicus]

Give the secret handshake and find out.

Best regards,

[Yardstick]

If they’re not actually the moderators, then they’re the ones who control the moderators.

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[MHGinTN]

You would be better advised to look for fellow winkets. Your fake Christian ID has been exposed, dweeb.

[sonofstrangelove]

Many U.S. Presidents have been masons.

[sonofstrangelove]

I always had a Freemason pic on my homepage. Of President George Washington wearing his Freemason apron.

[MHGinTN]

Son, your ‘born on’ freeper date is May 29, 2009. As a n00b you’ve been quite active with the confused weather scenarios, claiming that Northern Hemisphere hurricanes arise from the Southern Hemisphere zone below the equator. You tried to avoid answering direct questions by quoting a sentence from a Masonic oath. Where do you poor dolts get your training?

[sonofstrangelove]

I am not going to talk to a flamer. Pure and simple. You have been riding me ever since I arrived.

[MHGinTN]

;^) Thanks so much.

[sonofstrangelove]

You been chasing me around and you are there at every site? You must be in love with me.

[RegulatorCountry]

Something doesn’t sound right.

You’re certainly very forward with your purported affiliation. Almost proselytizing. Not Mason behavior.

If you “always” had a pic of Washington in Masonic garb, and I do seem to remember someone who did, that makes you a retread.

Why were you banned, what was your former screen name, and why were you unable to connect with the many Masons who are FReepers, then?

[sonofstrangelove]

You should be the offical FR flamer

[Liberty Valance]

[sonofstrangelove]

Never here. I do not have to discuss Mason business with a non mason.

[sonofstrangelove]

I like discussing Mason history because there is so many people who do not understand us

[RegulatorCountry]

Phfffttt.

I do give you credit for novelty, though. A FReemason troll, lol.

[sonofstrangelove]

I just think you are jealous.

[sonofstrangelove]

You probably tried to join and you were not accepted.

[RegulatorCountry]

I take back the credit for originality. You’re turning out to be a tad dull, as far as FR trolls go.

[sonofstrangelove]

Another FR Flamer

[sonofstrangelove]

Thanks for the compliment :)

[mkjessup]

All Freeper Freemasons are subservient to US, and we are now watching YOU, n00b!

[Atom Smasher]

In browsing all your back & forths, I would say to you that there are several different faiths & orgs that people belong to on this site. Being new myself, I respect these areas in people, as they respect mine.

Your contradiction in that you don’t have to discuss Mason business with a non Mason, differs from a few posts down that say you want to explain your org to people who don’t know about it......contradiction.

Your beliefs are your own, and you don’t need validity from anyone, if you truly believe...

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Mr Wiggin: Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. (shouting) You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

Second City Gent: Well, we're sorry you feel like that but we, er, did want a block of flats. Nice though the abattoir is.

Mr Wiggin: Oh (blows raspberry) the abattoir, that's not important. But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a freemason. Freemasonry opens doors. I mean, I was...I was a bit on edge just now, but if I were a mason I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way.

First City Gent: Thank you.

Mr Wiggin: I've got a second-hand apron.

Second City Gent: Thank you.

Mr Wiggin: (going to door but stopping) I nearly got in at Hendon.

First City Gent: Thank you.

[sonofstrangelove]

Then you are calling George Washington and the 11 other US presidents subversives also

[RegulatorCountry]

You’re very welcome.

[sonofstrangelove]

Respect mine also and all the other Masons out there in the United States.

[sonofstrangelove]

We cannot discuss too much it because we are a private organizations and we have rules on what we can talk about

[mkjessup]

Then you are calling George Washington and the 11 other US presidents subversives also

BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!



(You better go back and read my post # 24 again. S-L-O-W-L-Y this time)



[WHERE do these yokels COME from?!? oh wait, I know, from our public 'skool' system]

[sonofstrangelove]

Thank you for pointing that out.

[RegulatorCountry]

Oh goody, a dyslexic FReemason troll.

Now we’re getting somewhere.

[sonofstrangelove]

Flame On...

[RegulatorCountry]

Admit it, you just got out of school for the summer, you’re bored, and you thought this would be more amusing than yet another Saturday night of Warcraft, lol.

[mkjessup]

Thank you for pointing that out.

My pleasure.

Now for a series of qualifying questions to determine if you might eventually be deemed eligible to advance from the lower echelon of Freeper Freemasons, to the elevated level of 'Freeper STONECUTTERS!':

a.) Is it true that if you pick up a guinea pig by it's tail, that it's eyes will fall out?

b.) Picture a corral without gates. Inside the corral is a Papa Bull, a Mama Bull, and a Baby Bull. The Papa Bull, being the largest and strongest, leaps over the top of the corral fence, and escapes to freedom. Baby Bull jumps up on top of Mama Bull's back, and then leaps over the corral fence, escaping to freedom to join Papa Bull. How does Mama Bull now escape from the corral?

c.) What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Take all the time you want.

[sonofstrangelove]

I thought I could educate and enlighten people like you about the subject. But I cant to it to people with closed minds and rather attack other people for sport.

[sonofstrangelove]

I thought I told you not to eat the mushrooms from your lawn

[mkjessup]

Don’t worry about RegulatorCountry, he’s a regulator. Get back to post # 36 and see if you qualify for advancement.

[sonofstrangelove]

Its useless you cant expand people minds.

[mkjessup]

I thought I told you not to eat the mushrooms from your lawn

Don't dodge the questions. And don't plymouth them either.

[sonofstrangelove]

Why should I answer your questions

[Admin Moderator]

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[sonofstrangelove]

Another blind person who has not yet seen.

[mkjessup]

You don't want to advance to 'Freeper STONECUTTER'?!?

That's bloody blasphemy!

[sonofstrangelove]

Are You one?

[sonofstrangelove]

Just another flamer... They are out tonight

[Admin Moderator]

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[RegulatorCountry]

OK, sport, enlighten me.

[sonofstrangelove]

There are ones on this board.