Posted on 05/22/2009 6:58:10 PM PDT by socal_parrot
This is good news for men, It wil probably keep some young Hollywood male from catching the clap.
Lohan has the knickname of “firebush” around Hollywood, and it isn’t because of the color of her hair, but what she needs a Valtrex prescription for.
I agree. The male species is dodging a major bullet by firebush going lesbo.
Three Jewish women get together for lunch. As they are being seated in the restaurant, one takes a deep breath and gives a long, slow ‘oy.’ The second takes a deep breath as well and lets out a long, slow ‘oy.’ The third takes a deep breath and says impatiently, ‘Girls, I thought we agreed that we weren’t going to talk about our children.’
As long as the kiddies behave and keep the carpet and tuna jokes to a minimum, it should be OK.
Hey, Norton!
Guess who works for Snap-On tools??
Does mentioning that both enjoy eating at the Pink Taco at the Century City Mall count as being insensitive?
Twisted sisters of the New Old Degeneration! Their filthy union won’t last!
"Norton! Norton, pal! Come on down! I want to show you something. HEH HEH"
"You know Norton, I've been watchin' you. And I know you've been watchin' me, Norton. You're watchin'. I know."
"Whoooooooooah! Hummuna-hummunah-hummunah-hummunah-hummunah-hummunah-hu..."
lol - hey boy...
“Hey it’s Friday.”
Lindsey, this is NOT what the Catholic church meant “meatless Fridays” are all about.
New Aerosmith hit for 2009:
“Lady looks like a Dude.”
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......*diet-coke out the nose* haven’t done that in awhile. LMAO
I think Ronson wears the Johnson in this family.
“wedding talk angered Ronson’s Jewish family”
It truly boggles the mind.
Ronson.
Ick they’re back together?
“Samantha Ronson’s parents were upset that their daughter wasn’t marrying a fellow Jewish person, so Linday Lohan is converting to Judism. But they never got around to objecting about the gender thing.”
HAHAHAHA
Well is lesbianism even mentioned in the Old Testament/Torah?
I think it is, “only if both chicks are hot” isn’t that from Deuteronomy?
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