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Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14
reuters ^ | May 15, 2009

Posted on 05/16/2009 2:13:13 PM PDT by JoeProBono

LONDON - A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on Friday. The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham. But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court heard.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: prostitute

1 posted on 05/16/2009 2:13:13 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

I would have a much better relationship with my father had he done that for me.


2 posted on 05/16/2009 2:14:43 PM PDT by exist
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To: JoeProBono
But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer,

Sheesh. I'd like to know what horse he picked for the Preakness and pick some other one...

3 posted on 05/16/2009 2:17:21 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: JoeProBono
But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer

Give him a break.

He's new at this!

4 posted on 05/16/2009 2:22:10 PM PDT by sonofagun
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To: JoeProBono
But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer

That's a "Wanna Get Away" moment.

5 posted on 05/16/2009 2:24:29 PM PDT by Fast Ed97
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To: b4its2late

She was probably the prettiest one, seeing how she wasn’t really a prostitute.


6 posted on 05/16/2009 2:26:16 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Moonman62

She probably had all her teeth.


7 posted on 05/16/2009 2:27:40 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: exist

Should have taught him about the three F’s as well ...


8 posted on 05/16/2009 2:29:20 PM PDT by Wontsubmit
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To: CaptainK

“She probably had all her teeth”

She also probably had an agreeable smell about her!


9 posted on 05/16/2009 2:30:06 PM PDT by longhorn too
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To: Moonman62

True.....


10 posted on 05/16/2009 2:32:28 PM PDT by b4its2late (Robin Hood was a terrorist! Hmmmmm............)
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To: Wontsubmit

It’s actually four F’s.


11 posted on 05/16/2009 2:34:43 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet ("The unarmed man is not just defenseless - he is also contemptible." Machiavelli)
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To: JoeProBono
the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer

You chose wrong, son.
Back to school for you.

12 posted on 05/16/2009 2:35:03 PM PDT by chemicalman ("There's a sucker born every minute", PTB, "They all voted for Obama", CM.)
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To: chemicalman

"To Service and Protect..."

13 posted on 05/16/2009 2:44:12 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: sonofagun
"The long legs of the law..."
14 posted on 05/16/2009 2:46:10 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: exist

When I was a kid we had a hot lady on the block; one of the Dads requested she provide this same service to his 16 year old son which she was happy to oblige.
Always was jealous of him after that.


15 posted on 05/16/2009 2:53:59 PM PDT by Jolla
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To: CaptainK
This is London.

:-\

16 posted on 05/16/2009 3:18:34 PM PDT by Does so (One Big Assed Mistake, America)
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To: JoeProBono
He should have called this woman and told her that the son had the hots for her daughter.

Cheers!

17 posted on 05/16/2009 3:22:52 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: JoeProBono

It’s the thought that counts.


18 posted on 05/16/2009 3:27:29 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Does so

A full set of teeth in London would make her a tantamount to a super model.


19 posted on 05/16/2009 3:38:50 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: JoeProBono
Brenner: My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer.


I worshipped him.

20 posted on 05/16/2009 4:08:30 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
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To: Jolla

Don’t be jealous: They sent the young lad hurtling down the road of being a full-blown (sorry) lush.


21 posted on 05/16/2009 4:11:14 PM PDT by ROTB (It is easy being "pro-choice" when you're not the one getting killed.)
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