Motorist: 500-pound moose 'fell out of the sky'

Associated Press ^ | May 12, 2009 | Unknown

[decimon]

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Bailey said the driver, who was under the bridge when he spotted the falling moose, was "pretty excited about it."

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[dfwgator]

Mynd you, møøse falls Kan be pretty nasti...

[a fool in paradise]

It’s raining Moose and Mice out there...

[buccaneer81]

I know exactly where that overpass is. I’ve driven I-95 through Maine a hundred times, all the way to Houlton.

[RichInOC]

It’s raining moose!

[FourPeas]

Is raining moose the next step after raining cats and dogs?

[pillut48]

“Mooseburgers tonite, do you think Sarah Palin will share her recipe?” PING!!

;-)

Actually, that’s kind of sad for the poor frightened animal.

[allmendream]

Can’t believe I got to it first...

500 lb Moose fell out of sky....and bit my sister.

[decimon]

I’ve driven I-95 through Maine a hundred times, all the way to Houlton.

Is that as the moose flies?

[buccaneer81]

Is that as the moose flies?

LOL!

[decimon]

500 lb Moose fell out of sky....and bit my sister.

Your sister is Lucy? Fond of diamonds?

[allmendream]

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

[freedumb2003]

>>”A passerby with a wrecker hauled away the carcass.”

Mooseburgers for months!

[dblshot]

Ha is raining moose Natasha, Like good old days!

[crazyhorse691]

I saw a moose in Yellowstone crash into lots of trees as she was fleeing about 50 Japanese tourists armed with rapid fire flash cameras.

[Free State Four]

A passerby with a wrecker hauled away the carcass.

Jeff Foxworthy could make 30 minutes out of this.

[KarlInOhio]

And that’s when Mr. Ping Pong Ball dropped a rain of mooses on Captain Kangaroo’s head (or something like that).

[Bob]

With apologies to WKRP:

As God is my witness, I thought that turkeys moose could fly.

[BenLurkin]

Yes — but it wasn’t supposed to start until 2012!

[Voter62vb]

As if things were’nt Bad Enough....at least this thread won’t Bore Us...

[T Minus Four]

IBTCR!

(in before the cheese reference)

[Clint N. Suhks]

I do not know why,

it fell out of the sky.

Oh my, oh my...

[FourPeas]

ROFL

[Voter62vb]

“”And that’s when Mr. Ping Pong Ball dropped a rain of mooses on Captain Kangaroo’s head (or something like that).””

Man that takes me WAYYY back to cinamon toast, sitting on the register in the morning to keep warm, sending matchbox cars down Mom’s guitar case...

Mr. Green Jeans...Bunny Rabbit...

[decimon]

Jeff Foxworthy could make minutes out of this.

Jeff Foxworthy could make 30 dinners out of this.

[paulycy]

The moose was not amused.

[pillut48]

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

[dfwgator]

"No! You hit him on the head. You naughty moose."

[decimon]

The moose was not amused.

The moose can get stuffed. Again.

[buccaneer81]

Central Maine ping.

[TexasRepublic]

Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
Why’d you do that in my eye?
I’m a big boy, I won’t cry,
I’m only glad that moose don’t fly.

[buccaneer81]

“I speak English very well. I learn it from a book.”

[dfwgator]

Greatest show, ever.

[silverleaf]

Sooicidal Moose

[BlueStateBlues]

Waiting for the other moose to drop.

[Slings and Arrows]

Is the møøse in the høøse?

[decimon]

Waiting for the other moose to drop.

Moose droppings are nasty.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Did the moose die,
when it fell out of the sky?
How high did it try,
when it went for a fly?
Oh why, oh why it did not vie,
perhaps a lie, you’re pulling my thigh.

[AceMineral]

At least it’s not a boomerang moose.

[Daffynition]

The legendary flying moose, Moosehead Lake, Maine.

[DeLaine]

moose rain

[L,TOWM]

Are you training paratroopers now, hoss?

[dixiechick2000]

God's gift to Sarah Palin!

I wonder what happens...

???

[callisto]

Did the moose roar?

[goat granny]

That one is still the best show ever...Oh the humanity....

[decimon]

Did the moose roar?

Not for long.

[Darksheare]

Minimoose! Gently chew upon his head until he is sad!

[metesky]

I love these threads...
:O)

[txroadkill]