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Sparrow carries lit cigarette to its nest... and burns down a shop in a £250,000 blaze
Daily Mail ^
| 22nd April 2009
| David Wilkes
Posted on 04/22/2009 2:14:37 PM PDT by Daffynition
When the village store was gutted in a mystery fire, its owner Paul Sheriff was understandably less than chirpy.
After all, his livelihood had gone up in flames as the blaze caused £250,000 worth of damage.
But his shock turned to amazement when, after weeks of extensive investigations, his insurance company finally traced the cause of the fire - to a sparrow with rather an unusual taste in nest-building, not to mention a laissez-faire attitude to the perils of smoking.
The bird had been taking advantage of all that the immediate surroundings of Crescent Stores in Leasingham, near Sleaford, Lincolnshire, had to offer as it built its home in the eaves - and that included not just the usual twigs but cigarette butts thrown on the pavement below too.
Unfortunately for Mr Sheriff, however, as it busily went about its work, the sparrow had plucked a still smouldering dog-end from the floor, flown into the roof space and dropped it there leading to disaster.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: fags
To: Daffynition
laissez-faire attitude I doubt using that phrase was an accident
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:16:03 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(TYRANNY SENTINEL. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: Daffynition
Or was it Obama hiding on the roof away from his Secret Service detail to sneak a smoke?
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:16:20 PM PDT
by
montyspython
(Love that chicken from Popeye's)
To: Daffynition
Dumb bird!....Doesn’t it know second hand nest smoke is dangerous to your health?
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:17:44 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
Darwin award winner
Or is that only for humans?
To: GeronL
Should I care?
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:27:20 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: Daffynition

"I'm trying to cut back. Really I am."
To: Daffynition
Latest reports say the wittle birdie had an “ELF” tattoo under his left wing.
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:30:12 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Daffynition
Next week we’ll read about a bird hurting someone because he used an SUV in his nest. Ooops, I mean that the SUV hurt someone.
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:30:54 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: Daffynition

Sparrow looking for something else to set on fire.
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:33:55 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(No free man bows to a foreign king.)
To: montyspython
Guilty! ;)
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:34:43 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:35:47 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:36:12 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: Daffynition
Is this a case where the culprit has 'flown the roost'?
I hope that the Insurance Company does not have the ability to claim this as an 'Act of God'? After all - Matthew 10 has; "And not one of them (sparrow) falls to the ground apart from your Father's will."
Then again this is in Englanistan so maybe the Bible doesn't come into play any more.
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:36:50 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
To: Responsibility2nd; OneWingedShark
LOL
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:37:28 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: ETL
The mug shot......
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:38:36 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: Dr. Sivana
Happy Earth Day!
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:44:47 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:45:59 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: poindexters brother
Darwin award winner
Or is that only for humans?
Can we set up a careless birdie category?
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:47:05 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: Daffynition
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:47:56 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: SES1066
"Then again this is in Englanistan so maybe the Bible doesn't come into play any more."
It's an ex-sparrow!
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posted on
04/22/2009 2:59:50 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: dfwgator
Smoking Gun has the mug shot of the culprit.
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posted on
04/22/2009 3:01:54 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/22/2009 5:28:27 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
DIY
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posted on
04/22/2009 6:07:25 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
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