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Faster and Furiouser
National Review Online ^ | April 3, 2009 4:00 AM | Peter Suderman

Posted on 04/05/2009 8:15:37 AM PDT by dr_who


Faster and Furiouser
Girls, guns, and fast cars in Fast & Furious.

By Peter Suderman

The best thing about Fast & Furious, the fourth sequel in the franchise about underground street-racing and the first to feature all the surviving stars of the original, may come before the movie even starts. I’m referring, of course, to the rip-roaring trailer for Michael Mann’s forthcoming gangster epic, Public Enemies, which stars Johnny Depp as notorious bank robber John Dillinger. In the middle of the trailer, he looks at a young lady and makes his pitch: “I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, and you. What else you need to know?” It’s a take-it-or-leave-it proposition, bold, blustery, and coolly masculine. Fast & Furious isn’t as explicit in the way it sells itself, but it’s got a lot in common: Switch out baseball and movies for handguns and fancy GPS systems, and you’ll have a pretty good indication of what the movie’s all about.

You don’t need to know anything about the previous films to enjoy this one’s crude amusements, nor much about the plot. After a terse, pleasurably absurd highway-hijacking sequence — easily the film’s best — set in the Dominican Republic gets things going, the film returns to Los Angeles and settles down to tell its story. A high-level drug dealer is recruiting drivers through illegal street races involving modified cars. Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), the street-racing star of the first film, wants to avenge a fallen friend killed by one of the dealer’s minions. FBI agent Brian O’Conner (Paul Walker) wants to take down the drug runner. Both see the race as a way to get closer to their target, and sign up. High-velocity hijinks ensue.


Like all the previous films in the series, Fast & Furious plays out as a crude parody of urban masculinity. It’s packed with violence, cars, buff bods, bravado, and babes, and, whenever possible, it tries to have all at once. The various permutations result in a film that essentially has only three types of scenes: car races and chases, macho one-upmanship between competing alpha males, and sultry flirtations with scantily clad young women. (Sample male-female exchange: “Something interesting about this car?” “Just examining the body work.”) All of this is cut to a thumping rock and hip-hop soundtrack, and interspersed with what seem to be more or less random shots of sub-Maxim model flesh (the film’s title actually blinks rapidly in and out of shots of gyrating female bodies). As gender roles go, the film’s not breaking any barriers: Women are almost exclusively treated as objects, and the only one with something like a real role is continually shown buying and preparing meals for the two male leads.

Why did a movie like this even need to occur? In part, because Vin Diesel’s career needed saving: He was poised to become the next big-time action star, but his role choices have made returning to the franchise that made him seem like an A-list contender look like the only option. For its part, the film does everything in its limited power to build up Diesel’s rugged persona, photographing him, for example, in front of towering oil-well pumps — which either suggests a sort of industrial-quality strength and power or reveals how the sound-production team dug out a space deep enough for the star’s gravelly, core-of-the-earth voice.

Try as the filmmakers might to play up Diesel’s macho cool, though, they can’t hide the signs of age: a bit of paunch, a visible double chin. But such are the perils of late-career comebacks: It’s tough to be a hero to the kids when you’re past 40.

Paul Walker, who’s always seemed to struggle to match Keanu Reeves’s expressiveness, fares even worse. No doubt he’s hoping to get a career boost from starring opposite Diesel once again. But when he confesses to Mia (the thoroughly unmemorable Jordana Brewster), his fling from the first movie, “I lied to you. I lied to everybody,” and she responds, “Maybe you’re lying to yourself,” it’s tough not to think that’s a lesson Walker ought to draw about his acting career.

Still, worrying about acting in a film like this is like worrying about fat in a double cheeseburger: It misses the whole point. As jocular jock-centric diversions go, Fast & Furious works well enough. It’s no meathead masterpiece, of course, failing to achieve the brutal B-movie elegance of its prime competitors, the Transporter films. But it’s got girls and guns and fast cars aplenty. As Depp’s John Dillinger might say, what else do you need to know?



TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: anthrax; culturaldecay
It's been at least ten years now, and I keep hoping that "urban chic" and hip-hop "culture" will just die already.
1 posted on 04/05/2009 8:15:37 AM PDT by dr_who
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To: dr_who

Missed you. Where you been?


2 posted on 04/05/2009 8:22:07 AM PDT by Justice Department
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To: Justice Department

Who you?


3 posted on 04/05/2009 8:23:57 AM PDT by dr_who
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To: Justice Department

dr_who hasn’t created an about page.


4 posted on 04/05/2009 8:24:02 AM PDT by Justice Department
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To: dr_who

If they keep making movies like this one, it will.


5 posted on 04/05/2009 8:35:14 AM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: dr_who
donationreport
6 posted on 04/05/2009 8:40:22 AM PDT by Justice Department
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To: Justice Department

?


7 posted on 04/05/2009 8:43:47 AM PDT by dr_who
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To: dr_who
the brutal B-movie elegance of its prime competitors, the Transporter films

Saw one of these last weekend for the first time.

Boy was it silly.

8 posted on 04/05/2009 8:45:48 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
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?

That’s what I thought


9 posted on 04/05/2009 8:45:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Sherman Logan

Yeah, but it seems like so many “adults” take this stuff seriously. It’s like what was once relegated to the locker room is now taking over your neighborhood ...unless you live in one of those fenced-in ones.


10 posted on 04/05/2009 8:50:58 AM PDT by dr_who
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To: dr_who

The Transporter movie wasn’t particularly brutal or degraded, as such things go today.

It just gave the hero the ability to routinely and flagrantly violate the laws of physics. IOW, it was a superhero movie without having the decency to at least give the guy a cape.

But I guess that’s routine in all the new Bond, MI and similar films. It’s gotten really tiresome, IMHO.


11 posted on 04/05/2009 9:01:34 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
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To: Sherman Logan

Give me a good honest western, sci fi, or war flick.


12 posted on 04/05/2009 9:17:28 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: cripplecreek

At least in Scifi or fantasy they can come up with an internally consistent reason why the hero is able to do superhuman things.

In the Trainspotter movie I saw, the hero survived underwater by breathing the air released from his car’s tires, then used two duffel bags and air from the same source to float the car to the surface.

He then basically got in the car and drove away. Some car!


13 posted on 04/05/2009 9:22:53 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
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To: cripplecreek

If you like scifi and westerns, let me recommend the Firefly series and the Serenity movie.

They’re essentially a western set in space. Very well done.


14 posted on 04/05/2009 9:24:11 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
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To: dr_who

Soooo...how many years does it take to create an about page?


15 posted on 04/05/2009 10:24:38 AM PDT by Justice Department
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To: Justice Department
About as long as I want it to take, I do believe. As for you, when are you going to make a donation to the Los Angeles County United Praying Mantis Rescue Organization?



Fred here is only 1 week old and he doesn't have a mother or a father. He needs a home and some guidance and love. Won't you help?
16 posted on 04/05/2009 10:32:49 AM PDT by dr_who
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To: dr_who
Sure


17 posted on 04/05/2009 2:35:52 PM PDT by Justice Department
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