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Which is worse? Hummers or toilet paper?
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| 3/28/09
| Peg Fong
Posted on 03/28/2009 1:58:04 PM PDT by Former Fetus
Americans may have come to the point where average consumers frown upon Hummers, but for some reason, we draw the line at toilet paper. We believe so strongly in three-ply and cottony softness that many of us equate recycled toilet paper with cardboard. Toilet paper pushers from Kimberly Clark to Georgia Pacific tout the higher quality of their soft papers and sales for the high-end brands like Charmin Ultra and Quilted Northern Ultra have increased by 40% in some markets, according to a recent NY Times article.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: conservation; globalwarming; nutjob; toiletpaper
Europeans and Latin Americans are also less demanding about the quality of their toilet paperI was born in Europe, and for 21 years I "enjoyed" toilet paper comparable to the brown paper towels that you find in public restrooms. I AM VERY DEMANDING!! Long live Charmin and Cottonelle!
To: Former Fetus
I’m a pretty big fan of a good Hummer. What could be the problem with one of those?
To: Former Fetus
Long live Kimberly-Clark indeed. I haul truckloads of it every week. It keeps my checkbook in balance.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:00:06 PM PDT
by
CARTOUCHE
(Pa)
Comment #4 Removed by Moderator
To: Former Fetus
Nobody’s stopping this yahoo from using his finger.
Wouldn’t a true environmentalist commit suicide?
Pray for America and Our Troops
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:13:06 PM PDT
by
bray
(Join the Rebel Republican Movement!)
To: Former Fetus
Soon they’ll be working to ban all toilet paper except the cheap, hard, recycled 1 ply.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:19:49 PM PDT
by
Pinkbell
To: Former Fetus
Well, if they take away our toilet paper, beware of hang nails, always use your left hand and never shake hands with Sheryl Crow.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:25:49 PM PDT
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: Former Fetus
Long live Charmin and Cottonelle! Amen! Some stuff is really bad.....
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:25:49 PM PDT
by
50cal Smokepole
(Hey Al Gore! Get your fat carcass over here and shovel all this global warming off my driveway!)
To: Former Fetus
You know the envirolunatics are having some serious mental problems when they start becoming "outraged" over the brand of toilet paper that people are using. It is good, however, to see that they are putting their "college education" to good use.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:26:40 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Say goodbye to "BIG business" and hello to BIG, BIG government!)
To: Constitution Day
Woo Hoo!!! My Hummer is more ecofriendly than butt wipes!!
Going to plaster that one on my rear end (of the Hummer)
FYI, people who were raised during the Depression and used outhouses are extremely attached to their soft TP. My 86 year old mother stocks up on it as if she thinks there will be a run on it. She refuses to have to find a Sears Catalogue somewhere.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:33:38 PM PDT
by
Semperfiwife
(Pelosi, Dodd, Reid, Frank....Scary Movie 1Trillion)
To: Constitution Day
I’m a pretty big fan of a good Hummer. What could be the problem with one of those? Nothin' like a good hummer.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:34:41 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
To: Former Fetus
I know which one is uglier.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:43:31 PM PDT
by
raybbr
(It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
To: 50cal Smokepole
That’s what it feels like after an evening of Atomic wings and margaritas.
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posted on
03/28/2009 2:49:10 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Bow down to me. I am TOTUS.)
To: Constitution Day
To: 50cal Smokepole
Of course, there's always this...
And before I’m accused of simply flogging the problem, the solution is to RE-ELECT NOBODY! Before you say “My guy’s doing a SWELL job,” check him out at WWW.THROWTHEMOUT.COM
To: Former Fetus
There is NOTHING like a good Hummer ...
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posted on
03/28/2009 3:02:40 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(Zero parcus dies Nero Totus hail FUBO)
To: Former Fetus
Our former potus drove a hummer.
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posted on
03/28/2009 3:45:15 PM PDT
by
certrtwngnut
(go to you tube @see screw the state of n.j.)
To: Constitution Day
Amen brother... One of the few times that Bill Clinton will agree with a conservative.
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posted on
03/28/2009 3:50:57 PM PDT
by
montyspython
(Love that chicken from Popeye's)
To: Former Fetus
Use all the toilet paper, paper towels, paper bags, so on and so on, you can possibly use. That’s why I planted thousands of pine trees. It’s a renewable resource. Who knows? If I sell enough trees, might be able to buy a Hummer.
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posted on
03/28/2009 8:06:53 PM PDT
by
Jukeman
(.)
To: Former Fetus
Hummers are worse, especially if the girl has oral herpes.
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posted on
03/28/2009 11:36:09 PM PDT
by
Chewbacca
(Buy gold and silver coins to profit from the comming dollar melt down!)
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