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Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090327-NEWS-90327045 ^ | March 28, 2009 | Elizabeth Dinan

Posted on 03/28/2009 1:53:04 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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To: Ditter
You have me worried, you either want see her naked from the waist down OR the dog poop! Either way you are a strange dude.

What's really strange is that you think I'm serious.

61 posted on 03/28/2009 2:33:56 PM PDT by raybbr (It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.

Lesseee... Collecting stamps? OK.

Collecting coins? OK, too.

Collecting dog feces? WTF?

62 posted on 03/28/2009 2:46:03 PM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Yup Guilty. Surprised Portsmouth didn’t declare martial law over this disaster. I hope the dog got home safely.


63 posted on 03/28/2009 2:50:10 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Didn’t she play the gym teacher in the movie Porky’s?


64 posted on 03/28/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

o fer cryin’ out loud? You didn’t need to show the pantless end!!! Oh, sorry. nevermind.


65 posted on 03/28/2009 2:50:33 PM PDT by dangus
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To: doorgunner69

You make a good point !.....LOL !


66 posted on 03/28/2009 3:05:03 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

That isn’t at all what her mama and daddy had in mind that night. Not at all.


67 posted on 03/28/2009 3:07:38 PM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Argh. . .pardon me while I get a wire brush and scrub my mind’s eye. . . .


68 posted on 03/28/2009 3:11:01 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
One beer, twenty beers... One beer, twenty beers...


69 posted on 03/28/2009 3:14:25 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (FOBO)
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To: mainepatsfan

Not Guity. Needs a jury to determine which end is the ass!


70 posted on 03/28/2009 3:24:21 PM PDT by primatreat (diversity...is good.. cook the beans with Lard, lay on a slice of mas FatBack for a garnish. Enjoy!)
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To: raybbr

and did you think I was serious .........?


71 posted on 03/28/2009 3:24:22 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Pudten un th Riiiizzzzzzzzz!!!


72 posted on 03/28/2009 3:30:06 PM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Unions are great, providing you are too weak or too stupid to stay employed by your own merit.)
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To: patton
You know, it takes 4 minutes for the brain to die from lack of oxygen,

What are you thinking, whilst in the basket?

Longer than that, irreversible damage is usually said to start at 5 minutes.

OTOH, one loses consciousness in a matter of a few seconds.

I'd go with "I'm flying! Flying!" before the thump into the basket...

73 posted on 03/28/2009 3:50:54 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 68 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: nevergore

Motel Hell — same actress. :-)


74 posted on 03/28/2009 3:53:35 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09".... um, what happened?)
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To: jla
Maybe she just doesn’t photograph well.

Mug shots never get your best side.
Which begs the question; where are the on-scene evidence pics?

75 posted on 03/28/2009 3:55:58 PM PDT by TigersEye (Cloward-Piven Strategy)
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To: ImARealCon

I see you are concerned about pubic affairs. Obviously a Bush supporter.


76 posted on 03/28/2009 4:02:40 PM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Is that the pantless end?


77 posted on 03/28/2009 4:06:00 PM PDT by boxerblues (Party like its 1773)
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To: I Drive Too Fast

It was cruel of you to have me click on this thread.


78 posted on 03/28/2009 4:29:26 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: windcliff

Do you remember Andrew Dice Clay?

“Rover stepped over, and got a bone of his own!”


79 posted on 03/28/2009 4:33:07 PM PDT by gman992
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

NY EYES! MY EYES!


80 posted on 03/28/2009 5:21:52 PM PDT by Domandred (Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.)
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