"Ya'll know Gordon's half blind... So I gave him a bunch of Region 1 DVD's! That fool'll go ape Sh#@ trying to get them to play!" HA! HA! HA!
To: joethedrummer
“You DO know there’s no open bar, right? HA HA HA! Get it, like, all you people are drunks... Oh, man, IT’S A JOKE! I inherited all of this from Bush, all right, so lighten up, you Special Olympics reject...”
2 posted on
03/20/2009 9:48:49 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(Is the Teleprompter a cabinet-level position?)
To: joethedrummer
“Cool is something you never have to worry ‘bout.”
To: joethedrummer
“I am Sofa King, and I’m part Irish. That means I’m tard and I need a drink.”
To: joethedrummer
You don’t look “black Irish? to me.....
5 posted on
03/20/2009 9:56:25 PM PDT by
VRWCTexan
(History has a long memory - but still repeats itself)
To: joethedrummer
Where is the holy hand grenade when you need it?
Oh wait, wrong comedy....
6 posted on
03/20/2009 9:59:08 PM PDT by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
To: joethedrummer
"Laff it up, mo fo, but if ya'll thinking I'm gunna kiss yo'old ugly A$$ just cause you is Irish, you gotta be smokin' SUMFIN!"
To: joethedrummer
Hey, look! A leprechaun!
8 posted on
03/20/2009 10:02:38 PM PDT by
MRadtke
(NOT the baseball player)
To: joethedrummer
“I’d like to thank President Obama for hosting this fine Shamrock Day celebration...”
9 posted on
03/20/2009 10:02:46 PM PDT by
Eccl 10:2
(Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
To: joethedrummer
“Do you wash the blarney stone? I need to know before I permit my messianic lips to touch it.”
10 posted on
03/20/2009 10:03:29 PM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: joethedrummer
"Hey, nice tie, you spazz"
To: joethedrummer
Oh, sorry. Did I get any on yah?
To: joethedrummer
What's that green cr*p on your jacket?
Can I smoke it?
13 posted on
03/20/2009 10:07:20 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( Dear Mr. Obama - Please make it rain candy! P.S. I like jelly beans.)
To: joethedrummer
“I wore this green tie just for you, even though I hate white people.”
14 posted on
03/20/2009 10:09:28 PM PDT by
THX 1138
To: joethedrummer
“Youre laughing now, dumb Mick, but your DVDs will be NTSC as well.”
15 posted on
03/20/2009 11:30:28 PM PDT by
dersepp
(I Am A Militia Of One)
To: joethedrummer
after failing miserably with his gift of DVD's to the British Prime Minister, Obama plays it safe by presenting the Irish Prime Minister with a chia pet for his lapel
16 posted on
03/21/2009 7:27:56 AM PDT by
edzo4
(NoBama 2012)
To: joethedrummer
17 posted on
03/21/2009 12:02:29 PM PDT by
GoldMan
(Never try to rationalize an irrational mind............)
To: joethedrummer
18 posted on
03/21/2009 12:07:33 PM PDT by
maggief
To: joethedrummer
Obama: "Is that the official flower of Ireland?" Irish PM: "Nay, this be genetically enhanced clover... and if 'ye make so much as one more cheeky crack about pubs and Guiness, I'm goin' ta hit ye with me Shalele!"
19 posted on
03/23/2009 2:09:01 PM PDT by
Snoopy88
(It is the will of God that whatever happens happens.)
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