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Man, 28, Dies After 'Guzzling' Viagra During 12-Hour Romp
Fox News ^ | February 26, 2009

Posted on 02/26/2009 11:45:23 AM PST by Texican72

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To: Paleo Conservative

“They say if it lasts more than four hours that you need to go to the hospital and seek a doctors help immediately. OK I’m going to the hospital alright, but I’m going to wear that gown backwards and show it off for the whole world to see.” - Jeff Foxworthy


21 posted on 02/26/2009 11:54:41 AM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Texican72

Kind of strange, seeing as viagra was originally developed as a heart medicine. Oh well, as in all things, moderation is the key.

At least he went out happy, i guess.


22 posted on 02/26/2009 11:54:46 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy. FUBO!)
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To: Texican72

mortician noted he looked about 95% relaxed....


23 posted on 02/26/2009 11:55:06 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: Texican72

it seemed like a good idea at the time


24 posted on 02/26/2009 11:55:57 AM PST by GeronL (Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
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To: Texican72

Maybe this poor chap should have been taught the phrase “all things in moderation”

I wonder if signs of rigor mortis set in early :-O


25 posted on 02/26/2009 11:56:00 AM PST by copaliscrossing (Progressives are Socialists)
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To: Texican72

I had a friend who was a bit of a partier. He took 4 viagra one time. He then proceeded to tell me what they do for erections lasting more than 4 hours. If an icepack and a walk on the treadmill don’t work, you will soon learn that syringes can be used for removing fluid as effectively as they can inject fluid..


26 posted on 02/26/2009 11:56:06 AM PST by IamConservative (I'll keep my money. You keep the change.)
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He then proceeded to tell me what they do for erections lasting more than 4 hours. If an icepack and a walk on the treadmill don’t work, you will soon learn that syringes can be used for removing fluid as effectively as they can inject fluid..

That's evil. You'd think the medical field would just hire Helen Thomas to do some porn and distribute the DVD .... instant deflation.

27 posted on 02/26/2009 11:57:52 AM PST by Centurion2000 (01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
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To: dfwgator

I came up with the one “If it lasts over four hours call your Doctor. Heck, if it lasts over four hours I’m calling my hunting buddies, my brother, my ex-wife,....” (I imagine others have too!!)


28 posted on 02/26/2009 11:58:22 AM PST by 21twelve
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To: Texican72

A 4300 pound “bet” - yeah that’s the ticket.


29 posted on 02/26/2009 11:59:07 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Texican72
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.

Sounds like he got stiffed. (triple entendre' - booyah!)

30 posted on 02/26/2009 12:00:00 PM PST by OB1kNOb (O.B.A.M.A. -- One Big A** Mistake America)
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To: Texican72

Yep! Somehow I knew the comments would be better than the story.


31 posted on 02/26/2009 12:00:09 PM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
Kind of strange, seeing as viagra was originally developed as a heart medicine.

It lowers blood pressure. You lower blood pressure enough and Mr. Ticker can't get enough blood supply to beat.

32 posted on 02/26/2009 12:00:52 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: LucyT; WestCoastGal

Some really funny posts on here. Shouldn’t laugh.....but....


33 posted on 02/26/2009 12:01:45 PM PST by Rushmore Rocks
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To: Paleo Conservative

Even 28 year olds have their limits. 12 hours?


34 posted on 02/26/2009 12:02:02 PM PST by chuck_the_tv_out
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Buying 'Viagra' online could kill

Impotence remedy ... the real thing
By JANE SYMONS

Published: 12 Nov 2008 MEN who buy Viagra on the internet risk flopping in bed, throwing up, or being rushed to hospital.

A shock report warns that 90 per cent of the magic blue pills sold on-line could be fakes.

Lab tests carried out by Pfizer, the company that makes the real impotence medicine, reveal high levels of contamination in counterfeit tablets.

Rat poison, road paint and other toxic ingredients have been found in prescription medicines such as Viagra, statins and blood pressure pills, bought over the internet.

Senior chemist Wendy Greenall said: “A commonly used antibiotic is quite often found in fake Viagra.”

When mixed with alcohol it can make users violently sick.

She says: We often see high levels of non-active substances such as lactose, sucrose and chalk - and they regularly contain paracetamol.”

Anyone unwittingly mixing these fakes with a headache or cold remedy risks permanent liver damage or death because it’s possible to overdose on as little as 5g of paracetamol - the equivalent of 10 headache tablets.

Ms Greenall said: “The counterfeit medicine we see is either obviously fake, or very close to the real thing.”

Some contain Kamagra an impotence medicine sold in India.

More than 335,000 British men could be putting their lives at risk.

A survey of 935 men over 35 carried out for Pfizer revealed that one in ten had bought presciption medicines on line.

On average they spend £30 a year on black-market medicines which means it is worth £10.3 million in the UK alone.

Sun GP Dr Carol Cooper said: “I often have patients who are not eligible for Viagra on the NHS ask about buying it on-line because it’s cheaper.

“My answer is always the same: ‘Don’t’.”

She said others are tempted because they are too embarrassed to ask for the blue pills.

But she added: “It would be a lot more embarrassing to have a severe reaction.”

How do you kow if your pills are the real thing when bying online? Look out for the British Pharmaceutical 'Registered Pharmacy' logo (above), it indicates a legitimate internet pharmacy.

Globally it’s estimated to be worth £20billion a year.

Sun GP Dr Carol Cooper said: “I often have patients who are not eligible for Viagra on the NHS ask about buying it on-line because it’s cheaper.

“My answer is always the same: ‘Don’t’.”

She said others are tempted because they are too embarrassed to ask for the blue pills.

But she added: “It would be a lot more embarrassing to have a severe reaction.”

How do you kow if your pills are the real thing when bying online? Look out for the British Pharmaceutical 'Registered Pharmacy' logo (above), it indicates a legitimate internet pharmacy.


35 posted on 02/26/2009 12:02:15 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Texican72
"Never have I seen rigor mortis set in so quickly," quipped a morgue worker, but not out loud.
36 posted on 02/26/2009 12:02:36 PM PST by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs)
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To: Texican72

Which reminds me...every time I hear that Kings of Leon song, I think, “If your sex is on fire, you’re not using enough lube.”


37 posted on 02/26/2009 12:03:46 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: erkyl

LOL!


38 posted on 02/26/2009 12:04:08 PM PST by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: Texican72

reminds me of Paxton Quigley from 3 in the attic


39 posted on 02/26/2009 12:04:12 PM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: Oldpuppymax

That little voice tells me not to ask, but.....are there pictures of the contestants?


40 posted on 02/26/2009 12:04:57 PM PST by Rumplemeyer
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