Nude Biker Crashes with Trooper's Car

myfoxmemphis ^ | 2/11/09

[martin_fierro]

Nude Biker Crashes with Trooper's Car

SEARCY, Ark. - A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

A Searcy police report says 35-year-old Christopher A. Clark of Searcy kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident. Clark stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.

The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.

A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.

[martin_fierro]

Wasn't me.

[Owl_Eagle]

Is Tom okay?

[Just another Joe]

Me neither.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Teddy?

[martin_fierro]

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[devane617]

Cops in Dallas stopped a guy last year on a scooter, wearing a baby diaper, with a giant baby bottle filled with Jack Daniels. Not the first time they have caught the guy.

[Westlander]

Leaving the Presidential library?

[usmcobra]

I always wear my protective gear.

[martin_fierro]

A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

There were skidmarks like you wouldn't believe.

[Larry Lucido]

The trooper’s car was sleeting?

[Lee'sGhost]

I knew this would be a great ping list to be on.

Thanks.

[Political Junkie Too]

"Please take your license out of your wallet for me."

-PJ

[Larry Lucido]

I may have stopped that guy once. He was wearing a dress that time. On a dare, he said.

[Califreak]

Oh my achin’ road rash!

[Tax-chick]

... kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over

Why did the trooper bother? Just let the dingbat catch pneumonia.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Was it Al Franken?

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Was it Al Franken?

[pogo101]

Clark stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops

Tip: If you're thinking of "brake-jobbing" someone,

1. don't do it to a cop trying to pull you over

2. don't do it on a motorcycle

3. don't do it while naked.

[Richard Kimball]

When I saw the headline, I would have bet it was from Austin, except that people do that kind of stuff so much there it doesn’t make the news.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Cops in Dallas stopped a guy last year on a scooter, wearing a baby diaper, with a giant baby bottle filled with Jack Daniels.

That's a bit classier than riding full-nekkid in the dark in a sleet storm. Hell, he could even be working undercover for Brown & Foreman.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

bwahahahah

[Kimmers]

Fine, but was he wearing his helmet ?

[arrogantsob]

Izat against the law? Another freedom squashed by the Man.

[JoeSixPack1]

I haven’t been naked since 1968.

[linn37]

The poor guy was just trying to get home so he could warm up. Why is the officer so silly?

[OriginalChristian]

I am beginning to agree with you...

[irishtenor]

How do they KNOW he didn’t have a license? Cavity search?

[GSWarrior]

There were skidmarks like you wouldn't believe.

That was a dirty crack.

[pt17]

Cue the dueling banjos?