Master buys dog training software. Dog finds training software. Dog decides he needs no bloody training. Dog acts accordingly, destroys it, then goes after master and bites his or her ass.
Posted on 01/10/2009 5:43:31 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins
Master buys dog training software. Dog finds training software. Dog decides he needs no bloody training. Dog acts accordingly, destroys it, then goes after master and bites his or her ass.
I really don't know if this photo is staged or not. And quite frankly, I don't care, because knowing—and loving—dogs, this is how things should be. At least, if we are talking about Jones here. Screw training, lips be damned. [Dark Roasted Blend]
Go, Fido, Go. Bite his foot, bite his butt...Go, Fido, Go!!
I wonder if the training covers the chewy phase.
“Chopper...SIC BALLS!”
I wonder if they have a “disk replacement policy” - kind of like microsoft does??? Or a money-back guarantee!!!! LMAO!
Oh next they will say rin-tin-tin killed chickens too.
From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a dog," or, "that's a lot of money for just a dog."
They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs involved for "just a dog."
Some of my proudest moments have come about with "just a dog." Many hours have passed and my only company was "just a dog," but I did not once feel slighted.
Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by "just a dog," and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of "just a dog" gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day.
If you, too, think it's "just a dog," then you will probably understand phrases like "just a friend," "just a sunrise," or "just a promise."
"Just a dog" brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy.
"Just a dog" brings out the compassion and patience that make me a better person.
Because of "just a dog", I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future.
So for me and folks like me, it's not "just a dog" but an embodiment of all the hopes and dreams of the future, the fond memories of the past, and the pure joy of the moment.
"Just a dog" brings out what's good in me and diverts my thoughts away from myself and the worries of the day.
I hope that someday they can understand that it's not "just a dog", but the thing that gives me humanity and keeps me from being "just a man or woman."
So the next time you hear the phrase "just a dog" just smile...
because they "just don't understand."
by Richard Biby
DOGGIE PING!
Excellent e-mail, SweetCaroline ~ thanks for sharing that...
Right on!
(Not a fan of “Marley”...and did you see how that idiot brought Cesar in for his next dog?)
CHILDREN ARE ADOPTED. DOGS ARE PURCHASED.
The dog knew that, too bad the owner didnt.
Hilarious photo!...”train that!” lol.
P4EN, thanks for the ping.
BUMP
I’ve never seen this poem before. It’s great.
Thanks for sharing.
I get all warm and fuzzy when I read it.
My dog is so special to me.
Opps here he comes now wondering why I haven't come to bed yet. Goodnight ; )
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