in the demonstration videos (we're not sure if an enemy combatant would be so polite as to wait there while you sawed his leg off), but that's simply a matter of getting a bigger battery pack and uprating the engine. Posted on 12/24/2008 12:32:04 PM PST by Reaganesque
December 5, 2008 The bayonet is largely a weapon of last resort - when the rifle jams, the ammunition runs out or the fighting gets to close quarters, you've still got something sharp and pointy to get the job done old-school. They've pretty much disappeared from today's more high-tech battlefields, but that doesn't mean there aren't mavericks out there still pushing the envelope - and we can't think of many inventions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/invention we've seen lately that would be more exciting to a 10-year-old schoolboy than this: the chainsaw bayonet. Whether you view this as blatant redneck idiocy or the coolest weapon in the world will largely depend on how much you enjoy wanton destruction - and if there's a more appropriate gun out there to be included in Gears Of War 3, we'd love to hear about it.
The idea is so simple we're surprised we haven't seen it before: take one AR15 semi-automatic rifle, and bolt a god-damned electric chainsaw to the front of it, thus combining 5.56mm firepower and supreme limb-hacking melee slaughter in one neat package. This could be the ultimate zombie-defense weapon for the new millennium.
The electric chainsaw seems a little underwhelming in the demonstration videos (we're not sure if an enemy combatant would be so polite as to wait there while you sawed his leg off), but that's simply a matter of getting a bigger battery pack and uprating the engine.
And if that's not murderous enough for you, the chainsaw bayonet's creators are looking to up the ante with their next creation, which will be a circular saw bayonet. We can't wait to see that one. Only in America http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_in_America ! Enjoy the video below.
Some pics:
I want one.
Dear Santa...lol
That should take about 10 seconds before someone saws off one of their own appendages with it.
Please don’t let my hubby see this lol.
***So if you are plagued by hordes of the living dead, here you go. ***
KINFOLKS! Especially my worthless brother-in-law (If you know him he probably owes you money)from NM.
I think they got the idea from video game Gears of War. Looks awesome.
I was good this year. I didn’t cuss anybody out on the freeway.
ROFL!!
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot...
“Dear Santa, I thought this would never happen to me...”
Oops, wait...Wrong address...
It’ll never get past the ninnies at OSHA, FBI, FDA, BATF, and the rest of the alphabet soup that passes for government.
I wonder if it could come with a weed whacker attachment?
So if you are plagued by hordes of the living dead,
or liberals,left wing moonbats,hippies,tree huggers,electric car driving,dolphin safe tuna loving,trans gender,
bisexual,gay DEMOCRATIC Frenchmen....
Order your today!!
Can a person get a CC for that?
It’ll be banned in California and New York by July 1.
You got a coat that big?
ping
Everyone knows that 5.56mm is no good against zombies. You need a .308 or 12 ga for that.
But, this is an awesome anti-hippie weapon. You can shoot them out of the tree they are sitting in, and then saw down the tree with the same weapon.
Perfect place for Bob Hope’s zombie line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
Bookbag? Backpack? Violin Case?
I want
Guaranteed to reduce pious peaceniks, media gun-bashers, and other terror-loving, dictator and criminal supporting hypocrites to a frothing, spitting, bug-eyed rage.
More like Cello case, pull-behind shopping cart, dufflebag.
That is funny, and certainly food for thought. I can see the ICBM attachment right now. Gotta love it!
US troops are trained to carry their weapons barrel down. This could pose a problem!
Of course! What was I thinking?
ping for later
Umm, does this fall into the category of a destructive device? Or maybe a garden implement with security system? This is definitely bad juju for zombies. The psych value alone would be intimidating.
Yeah, but... Just how the heck do you sling it for carry? Barrel up, barrel down? ;-)
You need one of these!
I gotta get me one of these.......
Needs some of those handy instructions printed on the blade- "Unplug before cleaning gun".
"You'll saw your arm off, kid."
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Wow. I want one.
the 6.5 Grendel will work quite well.
Me too! Perfect persuader to help keep the thugs in my classes from dealing hand grenades in the hallways while attacking teachers with steel knuckles. Ladies & Gentlemen, I kid you NOT. Well okay, no grenades, but a friend of mine has his jaw broken in 3 places just a week ago. Inside the school building and in fact right outside his classroom! MY students were speaking of the street prices on hand grenades last week when they asked me what I wanted for Christmas! I think they were kidding...
That’s a heck of a lot more intimidating than my electric carving knife bayonet...
Not at all! They can come and drill in my yard and trim the lawn and bushes at the same time!
My daughter says she wants one. Too bad it’s a little late for Christmas.
Winner! (And you owe me a new keyboard and some Windex for the monitor...)
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