That was one whale of an explosion!
Well, what did you expect? A joke about Obama? Rosie O’Donnell or Michael Moore, maybe.
Call some Eskimos. Tell them Christmas dinner is ready.
Okay, move on. Nothing to blubber about.
At least this one was on the beach. I watched a show last night about a whale that was being transported to a research lab in Taiwan. It was strapped to a flat bed truck, stopped at a light in town, when it exploded from decomposition gases. Phew! There was blood and guts all over cars, outdoor stands, and piles of intestines in the street. Good times!
That newsclip from a local station demonstrated to me how much more intelligent television news used to be.
Continuing the fun, here are the TOP 10 WOMEN DRIVERS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xyn-9cn0nE&feature=related
Whale + dynamite is a sure way to generate excitement. You can hear one woman just after the explosion saying...
“Here comes pieces of... whale!”
The burial of Moby Dick
Was done by an Oregon hick
Who said, “TNT
Is the answer for me.
But it’s going to take more than one stick.”
My In-Laws lived in Waldport when this happened and they knew man who owned the car that got crunched with the whale blubber.
- Sundance