Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

Ananova.com ^

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An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

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Tired of Obama SCOTUS stuff read about Ananova VIAGRA stiff.

[xcamel]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2141561/posts

[Daffynition]

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[Grizzled Bear]

She swung a rolling pin at his offending limb, but he stepped out of range. The police charged her with a “missed-a-wiener.”

I wonder if the mods will let this post stand...

[Hot Tabasco]

his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

How stupid! The instructions specifically state to only call your physician if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours............

[egannacht]

Oh well. (Sigh)

[egannacht]

Good one

[TonyStark]

Will he have to do hard time?

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[egannacht]

The case was a hard nut to crack

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Giavonni Bustanutti

[usmcobra]

Let me guess “assault with a dead weapon”?

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[SunkenCiv]

"He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

And her point is?

[fhayek]

A woman walks into a drugstore, and asks the pharmacist about viagra.
"It really works, I take it myself", says the druggist.
"Can you get it over the counter?" the woman asked.
The pharmacist thinks for a moment. "Maybe", he says, "but I would need to take two".

[uncbob]

Hell if you believe the ADs on TV half the woman in this country are oversexed and married to guys that can’t get it up

The stuff must sell or there wouldn’t be all those ADs

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Not all the stuff seen on ads are useful. From Wikipedia concerning ENZYTE:

“Enzyte is a herbal nutritional supplement manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer claims Enzyte promotes “natural male enhancement”, which is a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its effectiveness has been called into doubt and the claims of the manufacturer have been under scrutiny from various state and federal organizations. Because of their claims and business practices, the company’s founder and CEO, Steve Warshak, and his mother, Harriett Warshak, were found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering and sentenced to prison in 2008.[1]”

[freebilly]

half the woman in this country are oversexed and married to guys that can’t get it up

If the guy can't get it up, why is his wife oversexed...?

[Lady Jag]

That's your grandfather isn't it, Daffy? Cool Dude. I hear it runs in the family.

[BobS]

"Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences.""

Was he chasing her around the place?

I'd love to see what the cops wrote in their report about this 911 call:):) Or be a fly on the wall at the station:)

Cops need laughs too.

[SandRat]

To complain or to Brag?

[Old Sarge]

Don’t I wish.....

[Daffynition]

Yep. Runs in the family.

[potlatch]

[so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences]

Lol, never thought there could be such a thing as ‘too much love’!!

Good graphic LJ!

[aMorePerfectUnion]

I’ve heard they’re giving Viagra to little old men in nursing homes now, so that they don’t accidentally roll out of bed...

[Lady Jag]

Could have - as in possible but not guaranteed.

Degree of competitiveness increases chance of lethality.

[Lady Jag]

Could have - as in possible but not guaranteed.

Degree of competitiveness increases chance of lethality.

[BobS]

If you read further, they live in Palermo, Sicily. The guy might have wanted to get a jump on things before the Med gets cold in 2 months:) Yes, people have to wear clothes there. And it snows from Spain to Greece.

[Lady Jag]

That is correct. They live in Sicily and Nestle Viagra is sold there.

[BobS]

Why do you have the Viagra car beating the UPS car? Where’s the Fed-Ex car? Fed-Ex must be in front. On city streets or freeways, just follow them if you want to get someplace real fast. Tractor-trailers, little trucks, whatever. What speed limit? Does one exist? And I think their AC are going above 40K feet across the oceans. Military air space. Who cares?

[Lady Jag]

Viagra is cheating and FedEx is lapping DHL.

[keats5]

Wow, this thread is weird.

And before you all ask why I clicked on the link, it was because it said, “Viagra.”

I know. I'm ashamed. But you all did it, too.

[Lakeshark]

Ms. Jaggers, after all these years I was sure you were younger than your eighties.....

:-)

[egannacht]

Ha Ha Lapping!

[egannacht]

It’s a 12 Step Intervention. We knew you’d come...arrive.

[BobS]

You have to be joking. The best orange and lemon liquors are from there. And the best olive groves. If nobody wants to stick around and care for those things, I'll go. It's ripe for investment. It's an Island too. Get there by ferry or plane. I think Sealink has a route from Majorca to Palermo.

Those ferrys are great big seagoing ships about the size of destroyers with accomodations for food, entertainment, etc. And lots of rooms like a hotel. In Shevenhagen, we asked "Is this what you call a ferry to cross the English Channel?" Yep. "Is this ship going to Dover, England and stop there?" Yep. Wow!

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[Lady Jag]

Sharky, 80s is my minimum driving speed, not my age. My age is a fraction of that, cutey.

[Lakeshark]

Minimum?

Whoa.

You must be young.......

:-)

You know I'm cute? Hot dawggies......

[Lady Jag]

some of my best friends are sicilians.

[potlatch]

Clever LJ, but my racecar can outrun it, lolol.

[Lady Jag]

Green’s a bad luck color in NASCAR. You’ll be lucky to make it.

[acad1228]

How stupid! The instructions specifically state to only call your physician if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours............

Heck, if I have one lasting more than 4 hours, I'm calling everyone!

[devolve]

.

LOL!

Very good potlatch!

[potlatch]

Lol, thanks devolve. Guess you saw what it was in response to!!

[potlatch]

Hey, I say green is the color of money. Green is the color of envy. I like green, my eyes are green.

Lol, I never watch NASCAR.

[Lady Jag]

NASCAR was started by prohibition.