Posted on 11/03/2008 5:57:43 AM PST by 1rudeboy
API has done the minimum it can to maintain interest in our blog in order to have the tape released by Fox News Network as stipulated in the agreement we can't prove to exist. Fox News Network seems to have delayed the airing of the fake tape intentionally, and yet they are unaware of the importance of the contents to API and the need to get the contents exposed to the American people before mom comes downstairs and takes away our computer privileges.
API may decide to ignore the existing non-existing agreement that Fox News is ignoring if the engaging counsel is in agreement with API’s intended final final approach that will enable the necessary steps to be taken in order to find other means to ensure the existing non-existing contents that are being ignored are made public immediately.
On Counsel’s advice, API gave Fox News Network an ultimatum yesterday (Sunday 2. November).
Fox N.N chose to ignore the ultimatum after ignoring the non-existing agreement and that has placed API in an awkward position forcing it now to look into the possibility to cancel, without ramifications, the whole imaginary deal and proceed to publicise the fake tape with the help of any other willing outlet.
API will have a meeting in the morning on the schoolbus with Counsel in order to look for the next best final final solution, thereafter take a decision and inform Fox News Network on the new direction to be ignored in order to have the contents of the fake tape to be made public before the voting day. In the Process, and for the new final final plans to sail smoothly, and succeed, Fox News Network, if they do not accept to follow the new plan of action and choose to ignore it, will be asked to accept the cancellation of the existing non-existing agreement amicably in order to avoid any future disagreements that may arise and be ignored, and API will move to the courts demanding compensation.
Stop posting this BS - please.
Tune in tomorrow, folks...
Same Bat-Time...
Same Bat-Channel!
“Stop posting this BS - please.”
Agree.
API, a company of about a dozen reporters (supposedly), gave an ultimatum to FNC! LOL!!!!!!!!
There's enough on Obama without resorting to making stuff up.
Especially with the incorrect title!
ROTFL! There will be an absolute final, final, final move, made.
Yes they can!
API can sue me.
please don’t feed the trolls.
SCHOOL BUS?
SCHOOL BUS?
DID HE WRITE SCHOOL BUS?
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
please STOP POSTING THIS BS . . .
Talking about holding out to the last minute. It’s a circus.
Oh, OK — I get it now. This is just for entertainment.
“Tune in tomorrow, folks”
No, this is about it. API fame is over, now who the heck was Fabian.
“Fox N.N chose to ignore the ultimatum after ignoring the non-existing agreement and that has placed API in an awkward position forcing it now to look into the possibility to cancel, without ramifications, the whole imaginary deal and proceed to publicise the fake tape with the help of any other willing outlet.”
HUH???
Copy editing, please.
The Aw Jeez guy is now demanding overtime pay for all the appearances he is having to make on these API threads.
I have many monies in an account in Togo that I wish to have deposited to your accout.
Let me set myself introduce. I am Opus at FR and a child of the late Premier Opusa Fra, second comander general of Nigeria. When he was assinated year ago, I, child of 18 left home life of fear to be killed.
My father made account of $52,030,788.09 American doollars in Togo that I must have an America account number to get. I will share one-half of many millions with you when I can deposit this money in your American account.
Please help me! I am a child of misfortune who inheirt many monies. I will share with you.
email me: Your name, your bank, your account number, your pin number, your phone number, your address, and your credit card number with expiration date and security code on back and I will deposit many millions in your account immediately.
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If you object to me posting this BS, then run back to your “My navel lint is voting Obama what do I do?” threads.
The entire site is a scam.
Freepers, do NOT allow any “Surprise” allow you to become complacent on staying home tomorrow if you have not already voted.
Fox news has denied that they are in any negotiations with “API”.
This is a ruse designed to take attention away from your vote.
After the election, however it falls....someone needs to look into API and expose them for who they are.
Reads like satire to me.
As soon as some people see “API” they post same thing they did on the last 80 API threads.
They obviously didn’t read it.
LOL, is that for real? Gee, I’ve never gotten one.
Let it go, pick up a copy of political playboy, enjoy a few good posts at Drudge and some various blogs, but unless you are prepared to follow Nicholas Cage into the darkness chasing after the alleged 8mm of MO ranting, take a cold shower and move on. Just my thoughts
I think this is posted for humor value.
This time I really really really really really really really really mean it.
africanpress Says:
November 3, 2008 at 3:28 pm
API will be making an announcement on the new course of action in the next 5 hours or so. In the meantime, we are unable to discus any details on the Michelle Obama tape.
Right now API is in serious discussions with lawyers on what must be done.
Chief Editor Korir
This means 3 1/2 hours from now.
That was funny!
And the non-existent lawyers are milking API for billable hours just like API is milking the remaining number of people that are still fooled.
I wonder what excuse will pop up next.
They have an article up about riots in Kenya if obama loses.
If there is a fake tape it should NOT be released.
Again - everybody make no mistake - THIS IS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Redcutionism at work: this time won’t be thousands of tapes and thousands of hours recorde and hundreds of hearings like Watergate.
This time everything will be reduced to the utter limits.
Every time this crap is posted, FR’s needle on the kookmeter rises. Someone take the initiative and stop this insanity.
For the country, it is the final countdown.
I took some initiative here, with the inspiration of someone yesterday. We won’t stop it, but we can make fun of it.
Total BS. I would LVOE for this to happen but we all know this is a ploy of some sort and not real.
africanpress Says:
November 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
API will be making an announcement on the new course of action in the next 5 hours or so. In the meantime, we are unable to discus any details on the Michelle Obama tape.
Right now API is in serious discussions with lawyers on what must be done.
We understand that many people are loosing patience after waiting all this time to get the tape aired.
API has to act if Fox is not acting and we are very well aware the time is running out.
Legalities must be worked out and that is why we are locked in meetings.
We are occupied and will not be able to attend to any emails at this time.
We appreciate your support
Chief Editor Korir
LoL- Good one... Funny how many bought it..
[singing] I love it because it’s trash!
and, as Shakespeare might say, search is the undiscovered country:
Very Scary Political Cult right under our noses
Chicago Sun Times | 11/03.2008 | Neverbluffer
Posted on 11/03/2008 4:48:13 AM PST by neverbluffer
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2123344/posts
I get all the time in one email account I have for just junk. A hotmail account btw.
This is hillariously funny: http://www.419eater.com/html/kothapalli_rao.htm
Scroll down to The Church of Bread and Wine which was a scam someone ran on the scammers.
I think your post is hilarious. I’m ashamed that so many FReepers didn’t get your humor. I thought we were smarter than the average Dim-o-crap liberal, but when I read the responses to your cleverly written post, I am disheartened. Maybe we should instruct people prior to reading satire with a warning such as:
“Warning: Before reading the following, please place tongue firmly in cheek, turn off your BS antennae and lighten up. In other words...HEY, IT’S HUMOR DING DONG!”
But, it kinda spoils it when you have to explain it... (sigh)
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