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They say Politics is a game: here's Barry O's character sheet
Vanity | 10/31/08 | Yours Truly

Posted on 10/31/2008 6:56:44 PM PDT by Salgak

On another board, a discussion of Barry O's stats came up, as if he was a D&D character. . .

And so, for your amusement and edification:

The Character Sheet of Barack Obama

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Barack H. Obama: Level 12 Politician

INT: 18

CHA: 18/75

STR: 9

CON: 9

DEX: 7

WIS: 3

Alignment: Neutral Chaotic: Chaotic Evil Tendencies

Skills: Oratory +80 (provided the Holy Teleprompter of Axelrod is at hand: otherwise, -20) Persons of INT or WIS less than 10 roll a saving throw vs Glamour: if they lose, they join the Mindless Minions of the One: Deception, +20, Marxism +200

Henchmen: unlimited (see skills)

Familiar: Michelle, a harpy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dragons; dungeons; obama

1 posted on 10/31/2008 6:56:44 PM PDT by Salgak
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To: Salgak

My hubby says very good but he would bump up CHA to 18/00 or 19.
And after what Arnold said today about his skinny legs, his STR should be brought down to a 5

He probably also has The Hand of Vecna

And we love the harpie reference!!!


2 posted on 10/31/2008 7:05:21 PM PDT by netmilsmom ( Obama And Osama both have friends who bombed the Pentagon)
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To: Salgak

Cute. Maybe he has a permanent “Charm Person” effect instead of the high INT and CHA, though. Can he be Turned by Good Clerics?


3 posted on 11/06/2008 3:03:39 PM PST by MikeD (We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
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