Posted on 10/31/2008 6:56:44 PM PDT by Salgak
On another board, a discussion of Barry O's stats came up, as if he was a D&D character. . .
And so, for your amusement and edification:
The Character Sheet of Barack Obama
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Barack H. Obama: Level 12 Politician
INT: 18
CHA: 18/75
STR: 9
CON: 9
DEX: 7
WIS: 3
Alignment: Neutral Chaotic: Chaotic Evil Tendencies
Skills: Oratory +80 (provided the Holy Teleprompter of Axelrod is at hand: otherwise, -20) Persons of INT or WIS less than 10 roll a saving throw vs Glamour: if they lose, they join the Mindless Minions of the One: Deception, +20, Marxism +200
Henchmen: unlimited (see skills)
Familiar: Michelle, a harpy
My hubby says very good but he would bump up CHA to 18/00 or 19.
And after what Arnold said today about his skinny legs, his STR should be brought down to a 5
He probably also has The Hand of Vecna
And we love the harpie reference!!!
Cute. Maybe he has a permanent “Charm Person” effect instead of the high INT and CHA, though. Can he be Turned by Good Clerics?
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