[Eric Blair 2084]

This is Breaking News? I'm running for POTUS and this is what gets coverage by the drive by media? Much like Barack Fitzergald Obama I was not born in America either. In a matter of fact, I was born in Africa and I'm darker than Whitney Houston.. That makes me more African American than his is.

Eric Blair for President 2008

"Vote for me. I promise to do absolutely nothing and leave everyone the hell alone. You can keep your money and your liberty. My record and my entire career demonstrates a strong track record of doing nothing. Just ask my wife. I don't do the dishes, take out the garbage or mow the lawn... If you want nothing and don't want any Gubmint Cheese, 100% home financing from ACORN courtesy of the Community Reinvestment Act or handouts, I'm your candidate!."

I'm Eric Blair and I approve this retarded message.

[When do we get liberated?]

Hey, why is that an issue? I am only 43% less black than Obama....lol