Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

baltimore exampiner ^ | 9-23-08 | Luke Broadwater

[JimC214]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[RonF]

Is the doctor’s defense that this guy is full of $h!t?

[mikrofon]

A reminder that iron-rich foods are a part of a staple diet...

[count-your-change]

Manwich?

[meyer]

A reminder that iron-rich foods are a part of a staple diet...

:-)

[TornadoAlley3]

The doctor’s attorney, Conrad Varner, said Watkins’ bowels merely became “swollen shut” because of medical problems — not because of stapling.

Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels.

[Daffynition]

Yep. Saw him pictured at a Nobama rally.

[The_Victor]

Over here, too

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The jokes just write themselves sometimes...PING!!!

[NonValueAdded]

“... I name him hawk-flying-over. But tell me, young Lipschitz, why do you ask?”

[Lady Jag]

Er . . . Slings?   Not that I want it anymore, but . . .

[Huntress]

Someone ought to tear that doctor a new one . . .

oh, wait, it’s the patient who needs a new one.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I don’t know why but this sort of reminds me of the constipated mathematician. .... He worked it out with a pencil.

[Deaf Smith]

"So, exactly hgy did it take this guy 17 days to figure that his rectum was stapled shut?"

That was the day he tried to go through airport security screening and got taken to the 'backroom'?

[Titan Magroyne]

Oh dang, your post just reminded me of another thread on FR from a couple of years ago.

There was a guy with recent surgery sent for a “backroom” check by TSA. The problem was his surgery was a sphincter rebuild, so when the agent pulled on the suspicious thread protruding from the vicim’s anus ... As the story hit the news, he was sueing TSA for undoing what I’m certain was a painful enough procedure the FIRST time.

[Joe 6-pack]

"I won’t gross you out by describing my time on the pot after taking myself off the Darvocet..."

I didn't know medical marijuana had been legalized in Oklahoma>

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days

"He blowed up real good!"

Maryland "Freak State" PING!

[savedbygrace]

LOL!

[lil_rebbitzen]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Joe 6-pack]

"I did hear about the lady flight line worker who backed into the airplane propeller...Disaster."

I heard about that poor lady. It seems she hired an attorney who was known for his expertise in rebuttal.

He had also defended a public official who embezzled funds for a penis enlargement. Unfortunately, the evidence stood up in court and the guy was hung.