GEORGE BUSH AND CONSERVATIVES IS AN EVIL DEVIL! HE SHOULD NOT BE REECELCTED!!! [subliterate alert]

[awildanimal]

GEORGE BUSH IS EVIL!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE EVIL!!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE STEALING FOOD AND MONEY FROM BABIES AND CHILDREN AND GIVING THEN TO RICH RACIST NAZIS IN GOVNERMENT!! THEY ARE STARTING HOLOCAUSTS AGAINST MINORITES WOMEN AND THE POOR!! THEY HATE THE POOR AND TAKE FROM THEM AND GIVE IT TO THE RICH!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE NAZIS!! MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ!~!! CONSERVAITIVES ARE BOMBING CHILDREN IN IRAK AND IRAN!! THEY ARE KILLING BABIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WHITE AND RICH LIKE THE CONSERVATIVES ARE!!! THEY ARE ALL RACIST AND EVIL!!

[Liberty Valance]

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

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[floozy22]

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[abigailsmybaby]

ROTFLMFAO!! This is the most hysterically funny thing I’ve read in several months.

BTW, you freeloading bastard, you take care of your own problems. They’re your responsibility. Yours and yours alone.

Let me guess. You’re an Obama supporter. Geez. How did I know.

[Kevmo]

Ahhh, shucks, after the ZOT. I do like the line about how his sister is real smart... my sister bit a moose once and see how that worked its way into this song below.

Here’s my standard Zotbait post:

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” .... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When Juan makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

[Nachum]

Borkification. Got it.

[thatjoeguy]

You shouldn’t hold back so much, come on, let it out once in awhile. They say its good for you.

[Kellykoop]

Anyone else see the irony of this...ahem...person telling us that conservatives are haters, yet he/she thinks all conservatives should die. Ahh..liberal "logic".

And yes, before anyone says it, I know that I'm stating the obvious. ;)

[Bringbackthedraft]

Obama, its gotta be you, is this what you mean by getting in our faces?

[Army Air Corps]

You’ve been freebasing your mommy’s zoloft again haven’t you?

Good one!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Misssing Persons should be notified that some village has lost their idiot.

[chronicles]

You have been in poverty for 10 years-W has been in office less than 7 years. Must be Clintons fault.

[indcons]

“MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ”

Maybe but you don’t, a wild animal. In fact, you have no IQ.

ZOT!!!!!!

[houeto]

MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ!~!!

MINE DOES NOT!~!!

[MaestroLC]

Ahoy! A mind is a terrible thing t’ waste. Lay off t’ Kool-Aid and switch to ‘ol Tang. Arrrrrrrr!

[Cicero]

BECAUSE JOHN KERRY WAS STOLEN AND THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!

Who’d have thought it? If John Kerry was stolen, did the evil Republicans put some kind of bot in to take his place?

[mysterio]

Every September 19th.

In other news, I used the pirate speech converter to fix the troll's rant.

"GEORGE BUSH BE EVIL!!! CONSERVATIVES BE EVIL!!!! CONSERVATIVES BE STEALING FOOD AN' TREASURE FROM BABIES AN' CHILDREN AN' GIVING THEN T' RICH RACIST NAZIS IN GOVNERMENT!! THEY BE STARTING HOLOCAUSTS AGAINST MINORITES LASSES AN' TH' POOR!! THEY HATE TH' POOR AN' TAKE FROM THEM AN' GIVE 'T T' TH' RICH!!! CONSERVATIVES BE NAZIS!! ME LASSIE HAS A HIGH IQ!~!! CONSERVAITIVES BE BOMBING CHILDREN IN IRAK AN' IRAN!! THEY BE KILLING BABIES ON ACCOUN' O' THEY BE NAY WHITE AN' RICH LIKE TH' CONSERVATIVES BE!!! THEY BE ALL RACIST AN' EVIL!! CONSERVATIVES BE STARTING WARS AN' LYING AGAINST ERE IN THAR BE!! ALL TH' CONSERVATIVES AN' TH' REPUBLICANS BE MURDERERS AN' EVIL!! THEY BE TAKING OUR TREASURE AN' GIVING 'T T' ISRAEL T' MURDER SWABBIES THAR AS WELL! TAKING FROM TH' POOR FER BOMGING! TH' CAP'TISTS BE ALL NAZIS! THEY BE USING TH' BORDERS T' CORAL TH' WORKERS AN' T' AVAST TH' WORKERS FROM LEAVING POVERTY AN' KEEP THEM POOR! MAKE THEM STARVE! ON ACCOUN' O' JOHN KERRY BE STOLEN AN' TH' ELECTION BE RIGGED! WE DONT WANT ANOPTHER TERM FER BUSH! ALL YE CONSERVATIVES AN' NAZIS!! YE CONSERVATIVES BE ALL STEALING AN' KILLING ERE SHAME! YTOU RICH SONS OF A BISCUIT EATER ORTIN' TA BE SANK T'DAVY JONES' LOCKER!! YE ALWAYS KILL SWABBIES AN' STEAL!! CONSERVAITVES B'LIEVE IN GOD! OH ME GOD YE BE LILY LIVERED! THAR BE NAY GOD! GOD BE INVENTED T' CONTROL ERE AN' MAKE WARS!! TH' REPUBLICANS BE RESPONSIBLE!! ITS THIER FAULTS!! DAMN CONSERVATIVES DAMN EVIL NAZIS! I BEEN LIVING IN POVERTY FER 10 VOYAGES! ALL ON ACCOUN' O' O' BUSH AN' TH' GOP!! TH' GOP STEALS THEY TAKE ME HOMEPORT AN' GIVE 'T WHITE MAN!! THEY GIVE ERE AWAY T' TH' RICH MAN!! YE CONSERVATIVES SUK!! OH ME GOD YE CONSERVATIVE FASCISTS SUK!! YE MURDER SWABBIES ERE DONT LISTEN T' TH' GOP WE GOT T' BE HAVIN' OBAMA SAVE US ALL FROM FASCISTS NAZIS AN' MURDERERS!!! TH' CONSERVATIVES BOMBED RUSSIA AN' WE MUST BRING AFT RUSSIA AN' WE MUST BRING AFT CHINA AN' KILL! KILL! KILL! TH' CONSERVATIVES!! THEY MUST ALL SINK T'DAVY JONES' LOCKER! CONSERVATIVES BE HATERS! YE BE ALL HATERS! ALL YER TREASURE ORTIN' TA BE TAKEN AWAY AN' GIVEN T' TH' POOR!! LONG LIVE TH' REVOLUTION!!!"

I hope this makes the rant more seasonal.

[xJones]

Authentic Frontier Gibberish

[Obadiah]

Dude, talk about hogging the bandwidth!

[LRS]

Keelhaul this fool!