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[davidcash]

Is there someone around here who can explain things to me?

[davidcash]

I am baffled by this program.

[Velveeta]

Meow

[GT Vander]

Explain what?

[Andonius_99]

Open a DOS prompt, type “format C:\” then hit enter - if it prompts you, just keep saying “yes”

[JennysCool]

Ask Barack Obama. He thinks he knows everything. :-)

[Allegra]

I am baffled at all the weird stuff you can get on a pizza these days.

I mean, what is up with that?

[MeanWestTexan]

It’s all ball bearings these days.

[VirginiaMom]

Are you logged in?

[1rudeboy]

Well, food and drink goes in one hole (the one with teeth) and out the other. I’ll leave it to someone else to explain the birds and the bees.

[LucyT]

Are you logged in?

[davidcash]

Nice reply. Tell me why I can not find anything using the Search engine. For example, a week ago, I found something using Google. That brought me here. As soon as I tried to duplicate the process, I ran into ERROR messages. Today, is a repeat of this nonsense. How do things work around here?

[NameOnFile]

Try this

http://www.freerepublic.com/help.htm

[wireman]

This will not end well.

[astyanax]

I know this usually involves moose, cheese, Thailand?! and being logged on, I’m just not sure in which order...

[Artemis Webb]

I smell ozone.

[shankbear]

Plastics..........

[cripplecreek]

[TheWasteLand]

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

[Lokibob]

Go to your local Holiday Inn Express and just ask. Those people know EVERYTHING!!

I am afraid this post is zot bait, but welcome anyway, newby.

.....Bob

[beltfed308]

One of the first things is to not drink fluoridated water.

[Disciplinemisanthropy]

[AppyPappy]

David

I’d like to say it is just you...... so I will. The system conspires against you.

Make your time.

[Califreak]

IBTZ!

[TomServo]

I am baffled by this program.

Me, too

[LucyT]

Need halp again. It’s series.

[Velveeta]

Tell me why I can not find anything using the Search engine.

You must send a check to freerepublic.com for the decoder ring.

At that point, all will be clear, grasshopper.

(Do try the help link posted above and welcome to freerepublic.)

[50sDad]

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

[Flycatcher]

How do things work around here?

I only post when the boss steps away. That's how I work.

[Allegra]

How do things work around here?

Well, OK, here's how it goes.

If you are not wearing proper socks when posting, the search engine simply will not work. Please check your socks for holes or wear around the toe and heel. Also, make sure that they match. (Very important!)

Beware of cats. Be nice to all the kitties. Very, very important!

If anyone on here offers you that stuff that looks kind of like purple shaving cream, politely decline it. Trust me on this one.

That should at least get you started.

[thefactor]

first thing you need to do is change you tagline. then we can talk about getting you logged in.

before that happens, though, you will need to post a pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head and reference video games that have no grasp of the english language.

then a moose will bite your sister. then we can help you.

[NormsRevenge]

How about a nice piece of chocolate.

You do not question the program.

[Kevmo]

These are some of the nicest Viking Kitties I’ve ever seen.

[Allegra]

I smell ozone.

Really? I smell something kind of citrus-y.

[LucyT]

Moose? Check this out:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=yNy9jTeolUk

[philled]

Helen Thomas sighting! This is truly a one-stop thread. The only things missing are pictures of “Looter Guy” and “Rage Boy”.

[rfp1234]

Dave Cash, is that you?

[Dysart]

I wonder why they decided that placing an Indian in full headdress atop a test pattern would be appropriate.

If anyone can answer that I will be happy.

[Calpernia]

Watch the graphic. The instructions for FR will come up in a minute:

[McGruff]

Well you see when Obama is elected president of the world
he will call all the terrorist and dictators and they will
lay down their arms.

And we will all live happily ever after.

[theDentist]

Well, there was nothing except a singularity. then it exploded and the galaxies and stars were created, then the earth was formed but the dinosaurs died and became oil. then the Arabs all bought Mercedes Benz's, then....

[davidcash]

Thanks. At least your reply was sensible. I am having great difficulty in understanding why I receive ERROR messages when I tried to access material which is on this website, and which I found through Google two weeks ago. Yet now I can no longer find it.

[Sax]

[Disciplinemisanthropy]

seriously though, the real answer was in your heart all along

[MeanWestTexan]

Quick, Helen Thomas antidote:

[JerseyHighlander]

To use google to serach on FreeRepublic:
(using search term McCain as example below)

in google type in your query term, then add site:freerepublic.com

i.e.
McCain site:freerepublic.com

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=cI5&q=McCain+site%3Afreerepublic.com&btnG=Search

If you know what date you are looking for, use:
McCain “Aug 6,” site:freerepublic.com

if you think you know the keyword you are looking for, use:
“tag/McCain” site:freerepublic.com

if you know the user nick you are looking for, use:
McCain “by davidcash” site:freerepublic.com

if you know the recipient of a thread post, use:
McCain “To: davidcash” site:freerepublic.com

[1rudeboy]

Oh, that’s what you mean . . . I’ve been getting error messages also. It usually happens when the site is getting a lot of traffic, or when the hamster gets tired, or both.

[shibumi]

Relax, take a deep breath, order a pizza with one really weird topping and listen very, very carefully:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMfmzEpvW-g

[mass55th]

First you have to take a shower, and let us watch.

Second, if we tell you, then we'll have to kill you. Spanking is also an option.

Third, it'll cost you.

[davidcash]

Well thanks alot EVERYONE. This has truly been a mind-boggling waste of time. Perhaps someday you too will need assistance and you will find the kind of people who will offer the nonsense which I received here.

[Tax-chick]

I am baffled by all programs. Have a Guinness, dear, and hug a kitten.