They have such a depressing job.
Posted on 08/06/2008 7:53:35 AM PDT by Dysart
AUSTIN -- Forget Aggie jokes.
Cheerleaders attending camp at the University of Texas have provided more than enough funny fodder for the state this summer.
Ever wondered how many cheerleaders can fit onto an elevator? We’ll give you a hint: Not 26.
But a group of peppy campers found this out the hard way at UT’s Jester Residence Hall.
Twenty-six cheerleaders packed into an elevator there, but it got stuck and stayed that way for about 30 minutes.
Some of the girls passed out.
Others used their cell phones to call for help.
Just a few weeks ago, teens at another campus cheerleading camp had an entire dormitory evacuated after they smelled an unidentifiable odor.
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If there were any male cheerleaders on the elevader, well, god bless him.
It’s really not funny when you’re the one stuck in an elevator. AND 26 OF THEM!! OY VAY!
DANG!
Missed opportunity!
“Jester Residence Hall”?
Perfect.
Just for the record, we weren’t really stuck.
Who was the lucky guy stuck with them?
I had a dream like that once...
don’t we have a picture rule about this sort of thing?
Just for the record, we weren’t really stuck. ................... All blondes?????
ONE TIME AT CHEERLEADING CAMP................
Above the Mason-Dixon line
They have such a depressing job.
Stunning!
(or, is that cunning?)
Texas, Ping!!
Stuck in an elevator with 26 whining bitching girls.
Pass.
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others “I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly “Together, together, together.”
When asked why someone didn’t push the open door button one cheerleader answered, “Because no one had their car keys with them, duhhhh.
LMAO
I never seem to be in the right elevator at the right time...
Wish I coulda been there. “Ladies, it’s obvious we’re all gonna die, so I volunteer to have sex, right now, with each and every one of you.”
Funnier than that is the last line of the story where the burnt popcorn caused “respiratory problems”.....
Nothing represents the government-dependant liberal like that video!
What not a one of them owned a VW Bug.
.....Others used their cell phones to call for help......
It took a while for this to occur because at first they called each other to ask what to do
/johnny
Cheerleadeers don’t whine and bitch!! They are perky and cheerful and smile always!
You are grumpy!
Darling girls,,the young always remind me of labrador puppies for some reason. Texas girls are so cute but Louisiana girls beat them, hands down.
I used to live in that dorm. Never had that kind of luck when I was there. Of course I always thought the elevators were a risky proposition back then. They never worked well and were always very slow. I walked up to my sixth floor room a lot.
So this wasn't just the lead-in for the third season of Heroes?
Save even more cheerleaders, save the world.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
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Thanks for clearing that up!
"Just a few weeks ago, teens at another campus cheerleading camp had an entire dormitory evacuated after they smelled an unidentifiable odor. Hazmat crews descended on the scene and discovered the culprit: burnt popcorn. But the benign source of the smell didn’t stop dozens of cheerleaders from complaining of respiratory problems."
Too funny!
Smells like teen spirit.
“EELS”?
WTF, there’s a team out there somewhere called the EELS?
Was that long enough for their menstrual cycles to synchronize?
Oh my,,those dogs need orthodontia! Is that a legit pic,,I never saw such awful teeth.
Where should I meet you asks the friend.
Meet me at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
That is obviously Racist.
Reminds me of that Racist McCain ad with the Black guy and the white women.
SUPER DUPER SARCASM TAG IS ILLUMINATED.
Smoke em if you got em.
I love cheerleaders!
roflmao.....i love that pic....
“Oh my,,those dogs need orthodontia! Is that a legit pic,,”
No doubt it’s photoshopped.
Is that a spirit stick in your pocket or are you just glad to be with 26 cheerleaders in the elevator? - BTTT.
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