Massive catfight leads to boob bite, tetanus shot, five arrests

waynetimes.com ^ | 08/05/08 | waybetimes

[TornadoAlley3]

State Troopers Tim Gawronski and Gary Nuessle, along with several Wayne County Sheriff's Deputies, responded to a reported fight between five females at the apartment building at 8364 Ridge Road in Sodus on Thursday at 8:59 p.m. According to police, an ongoing feud erupted when a mother and daughter team attempted to enter an apartment.

During the melee that followed, Maybelle Currington, age 47, of Apartment # 2 reportedly bit Kristy L. Holtby, age 33, in the breast and stomach. An ambulance was called and it was determined Holtby now needs to get a tetanus shot.

Maybelle was charged with Assault in the 3rd Degree, Rioting in the 2nd Degree, and Disorderly Conduct.

Latoya Smith, Maybelle's daughter residing on Apartment 4 , was charged with Rioting in the 2nd Degree and Disorderly Conduct.

Maybelle's daughter, Linda G. Currington, age 18, also of Apartment 2 , was charged with Rioting in the 2nd Degree and Disorderly Conduct.

In the other corner, Holtby of Apartment 3 was charged with Rioting in the 2nd Degree and Disorderly Conduct.

Dajuawna S. Strongs, age 16, Holtby's daughter, also residing in Apartment 3 was charged with Rioting in the 2nd Degree, Harassment in the 2nd Degree and Disorderly Conduct.

They were all arraigned and released to appear in Sodus Court on August 20.

During the brouhaha, Sheriff's Deputies also arrested Jamar Walton, Dajuawna's boyfriend, for Disorderly Conduct.

[SAJ]

...and the jokes write themselves here tonight on FR!

[dighton]

Didn’t see this in the society pages. What gives?

[JennysCool]

Wow! No lack of entertainment in Wayne County!

[Grizzled Bear]

Fess up. What happened?

[Doogle]

[TornadoAlley3]

Maybelle, Latoya, Dajuawna

[chaos_5]

I'm just going to smile. and keep the majority of my coments to my self...

[dighton]

Wayne County!

Damn, damn, damn. **** me for missing that name.

[SAJ]

You and me both, mate!

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Groan... that isn’t Wayne County, Michigan, is it?

[JennysCool]

Rioting in the 2nd Degree

That's a pretty cool charge. My guess is there was alcohol involvement.

[Old Sarge]

An ambulance was called and it was determined Holtby now needs to get a tetanus shot.

Sure she doesn't need rabies shots, as well?

[Patrick1]

What! No pictures?

[skinkinthegrass]

Over here! Sen. "Swimmer" *HIC!* Kenned(runk)y....The Party, Is over here!

[stylin19a]

During the brouhaha, Sheriff's Deputies also arrested Jamar Walton, Dajuawna's boyfriend, for Disorderly Conduct.

selling popcorn illegally.

[SAJ]

Ya THINK?

;^)

[TornadoAlley3]

NY

http://www.waynetimes.com/index.asp

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

lol. I was thinking he was video taping it for the internet.

(well, wishing it was so at least ;)

[Billthedrill]

Egad. They’d better inoculate against rabies and distemper as well. It would appear that Apartments 2 and 4 have some sort of geopolitical contention with the forces of Apartment 3. Send in the UN.

[Yardstick]

That's a pretty cool charge.

You're right - it's got a cool ring to it. I'd be tempted to brag about that one.

[MediaMole]

We definitely need mug shots to determine guilt or innocence.

Though, they all sound very guilty.

[John123]

Coming soon to you from... COPS! Courtesy from the residents of apt 1...

[Sacajaweau]

Wayne County, NY....Sodus Bay Area. There’s a few welfare slums in the area.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Detroit is in Wayne County, so I had to wonder for a minute.

[dighton]

Sodus — not going there.

[SunkenCiv]

Sort of related, so, a Mangled Genitals ping.

[martin_fierro]

lolz

[tet68]

Who said a moose bit your sister??
Who you callin a moose you old cow!
Aw, go take a shower, eat some cheese.
I’ll show you some cheese biotch.
Jamar, JAMAR! Git over here and protect yo
babie’s momma, and quit looking at that skank
like that.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Dajuawna’ b datin Jamar?

[BigCinBigD]

I must be tired. I swear I read the title as...”Massive catfish leads to boob bite”.

[Fast Moving Angel]

So where was Michelle in all this?

[6SJ7]

Massive catfight
leads to boob bite,
tetanus shot,
five arrests

Headline writer attempting haiku!

[Trailerpark Badass]

Wow, a 5-person riot? Now that’s a throw down!

[Global2010]

Wrong Maybelle.

[VA Voter]

A tit bit?

[Squantos]

Were they fighting over dark chocolate ?

[Non-Sequitur]

Massive catfight leads to boob bite, tetanus shot, five arrests.

Holy cow, that really was the headline! I would have sworn that you'd made it up.

[Liberty Valance]

[metmom]

Looks like Wayne County NY. Right?

[Slings and Arrows]

Sounds like a typical Friday night in my local cow college's dorms.

[metmom]

Sounds like the town we used to live in. It was a welfare town so I’d say Sacajaweau’s assessment of welfare is correct. It’s the first thing I thought of.

[metmom]

Name ping

[metmom]

“Dajuawna”? “Latoya”? “Jamar”?

Sounds like an interesting group of people.

[Poser]

Wow! You can’t make this stuff up.

[Constitution Day]

There’s a Wayne County in NC, too.

Hmmm... I think I should go check out the Goldsboro, NC police blotter...

[VRWCmember]

Sounds like they were rehearsing for their appearance on the Jerry Springer Show.

[MozarkDawg]

During the melee

During the brouhaha

Well now, was it a melee or a brouhaha? What's the difference, whether or not jello or chocolate pudding are involved??

[CSM]

“Maybelle, Latoya, Dajuawna”

I was at a place the other day that had “Judge Joe Brown” on, but it was muted. The plaintiff was named “Mercedes Carr.” I just about fell over laughing. She was suing her mother “Sonya” over something or other. I figured the subject of the suit was irrelevant, she needed to torture her mother for naming her Mercedes Carr.

[SAJ]

That's why the charge was only 'Rioting in the 2nd Degree'...

(snicker...)