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Posted on 07/31/2008 10:41:31 PM PDT by Mark
It is the last day of July. If you have not donated a few bucks, do it now AND IF you are not an alcoholic,join me in a drink or two. Got JD? A little beverage may loosen you up and help you to realize, " Hey, what the heck, sure. It's only a few bucks".
And now a little humor:
Subject: A story with a moral
> > A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and > sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be > more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and > asks, > 'What's with the money in the jar?'
> > 'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money > and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
> > The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What are > the three tests?'
> > 'You must pay first...... Those are the rules,' says the bartender.
> So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the $10 and > the bartender drops it into the jar.
> 'Okay,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do:
> > First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, > and you can't make a face while doing it.
> > Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have > to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
> > Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex.... You > have to take care of that problem!'
> > The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all those other things...
> 'Your call,' says the bartender..... 'but, your money stays where it is.'
> As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says, > 'Where's the damn tequila?'
> He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears > stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face, and he did it in > fifty-eight seconds!
> Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling , biting, and screaming > sounds... then nothing but silence!
> Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.
> He says, 'Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'
> The moral to the story: Listen carefully to the directions, and don't trust your judgment when alcohol is involved!
LOL! Awesome story...
Donation made!
I’ll drink to that.
I like your tag line.
Mark, I have mailed my money order 2 days ago. It’s not my fault that the US postal services doesn’t have warp drive.
RNB
Thank you.
Yo Mark, I mailed in my moola this morning. What a dilemma. Contributing money to FR or coughing up some dough for an all-access pornsite, i mean, ummm nice shiny website not affiliated with FR.
Thanks. I did not want to shame anyone. Just hoping people realize that every little bit helps.
Wait a minute, I missed that “all-access pornsite “ in the comment. Excuse me, I gotta go to Google.
The pornsite? It’s www....waitaminute, I mailed in my money to FReerepublic.com INSTEAD of www.NudeRepublic.com???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That’s just NOT right!
Monthly donor bump!
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