Naked woman running on I-80 disrupts Berkeley traffic

Oakland Tribune ^ | 7/30/8

[SmithL]

BERKELEY _ A nude woman running in and out of traffic lanes on the I-80 freeway near Gilman Street disrupted traffic early this morning and required the California Highway Patrol, the Berkeley Police and ultimately, the Berkeley Fire Department to handle the situation. . . .

[SmithL]

I wonder which tree she fell out of?

[Burkean]

Maybe she’s another one of Ellen DeGeneres’s ex’es.

[SoldierDad]

Member of Code Pink?

[Dr. Ursus]

There’s good naked and there’s bad naked!

[ValerieTexas]

My guess is she’s a tenured professor.

[Mr. Mojo]

Berkeley? This is one of those “thank goodness there are no pics” threads.

[ValerieTexas]

Extreme nakedness alert

[ValerieTexas]

... so she’s French?

Definitely not Brazilian...

[Clemenza]

Was her name Ethel?

[Right Cal Gal]

Well, that certainly explains the seven lights-flashing emergency vehicles at 6:15 a.m. as I was driving past Gilman. Since there was no tow truck or distressed vehicle in sight, I was a little perplexed.

So let me get this straight - it takes half the first responders in Albany to nab a single naked lady? I hope it was a cute one and not one of those “B**bs not Bombs crones.

And no video? What the heck good are those pesky news helicopters if there’s not video!

[Wyatt's Torch]

[swatbuznik]

*BARF*!!!

Thanks a lot! It was my lunch hour.

[Col Freeper]

Helen Thomas, still scaring children (and grownups) after all these years.

[Right Cal Gal]

Thanks a lot! It was my lunch hour

"Was" being the operative word....

[Tamar1973]

The Moderator, the All-Knowing and All-Mericiful has expunged the foul post from the thread. Thanks Be to the Mods! : )

[Doomonyou]

Unnngh!

BARFCON 5 ALERT!!!!

[Mr. Brightside]

Please supply age, height and weight before I ask for pictures.

[Right Cal Gal]

Just in time for my Doritos!

[SF Republican]

There’s good naked and there’s bad naked!

Not in Berkeley - you DO NOT wants pics

[InABunkerUnderSF]

She was first reported running in and out of lanes at 5:44 a.m. She finally ran off the freeway into the stables at Golden Gate Fields...

Now that's sick. Do what you want to do but don't frighten the horses.

[InABunkerUnderSF]

...you DO NOT wants pics

Too right! NO PICTURES!

[unkus]

There’s good naked and there’s bad naked!

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There’s good tired and bad tired, too.

[Wyatt's Torch]

The Moderator, the All-Knowing and All-Mericiful has expunged the foul post from the thread. Thanks Be to the Mods! : )

A M E N!!! I will need to go to the doctor though as I scratched out my eyes so I would never have to see another pic like that again...

[Free Vulcan]

THERE VILL BE NO PICTURES!!!

[Tamar1973]

I prefer Salt and Vinegar potato chips myself. LOL!

[GOYAKLA]

Were you referring to “The Streaker”? I have forgotten most of the words.

[SmithL]

. . . but it was toooooooooooo late

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[SunkenCiv]

She’s a streaker. Since it’s Berkeley, she probably thinks it’s still the 1970s. :’)