Megan Fox Wakes Up, Dumps Brian Austin Green

The celebrity cafe ^ | 2-Jul-2008 | Jonathan Drew Turner

[Perdogg]

“Transformers” star realizes it isn’t 1993 and dating Green won’t help her career.

Poor Brian Austin Green. His career has been dead since Clinton's first term, his hip-hop cred is a few notches below Vanilla Ice's, and lately he's been getting no love from the chicas.

Megan Fox, recently seen in the Transformers movie and as Faith Ford's daughter in ABC snorefest Hope and Faith, kicked Green to the well-manicured Hollywood curb for an all too familiar reason. She was reluctant to get married.

[Perdogg]

ping

[mnehrling]

Rules!

[steelyourfaith]

She should celebrate with a tenth tat.

[anymouse]

Appropriately named. ;) Whether inherited from her parents or chosen by an agent. :)

[Harry Pothead]

[the invisib1e hand]

wouldn’t touch a body that had a tatoo on it, no matter.

[FortWorthPatriot]

Yeah, Megan is such a pretty name ;)

[KirbDog]

wouldn’t touch a body that had a tatoo on it, no matter.

I would.

[Tax-chick]

That, and the fact that he was playing “David Silver” on 90210 when you were 4.

I knew that. And he was hooked up with Tiffani-something, who was also in 90210. I hate myself for knowing this. Can I have a brain-wipe?

[DCPatriot]

[Freedom_no_exceptions]

wouldn’t touch a body that had a tatoo on it, no matter.

I'd GET a tattoo to touch a body like that!

[envisio]

>>>wouldn’t touch a body that had a tatoo on it, no matter<<<<<

She could cover herself in tattoos and waller in cow manure and I'd still hit it.

[ozzymandus]

Yeah, sure.

[Grizzled Bear]

wouldn’t touch a body that had a tatoo on it, no matter.

Gee hand,

When you tell that to Megan Fox you should let her down gently. Try not to break her heart.

[Tanniker Smith]

Megan Fox Wakes Up, Dumps Brian Austin Green

Well, duh, I already knew that! She told me when she woke up this mor....
... oh, wait, that wasn't supposed to go public yet ...
... nevermind....

[envisio]

Look at the pic in post 6.

Assuming that you were single and HETEROSEXUAL...

If you were standing in the shoes of the cameraman and the doors were shut and you two were alone, are you telling me you would say NO and walk away?

[Perdogg]

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.

[absolootezer0]

amen to that!

[envisio]

She does make a damn good omelet though, doesn't she.....

[absolootezer0]

more for me. :)

[envisio]

more the better

BOW CHICKA BOW BOW

[absolootezer0]

that’s right.. my wife has 10, we both want more :)

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

same here. my wife always asks me if I think Angelina Jolie is hot. I say she looks real good till I see the tattoos. I don’t care if a woman can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. If a tattoo is present. NO way I am touching it. They dont call them tramp stamps for nothing.

[absolootezer0]

having a tattoo is bad, but having such a fondness for alcohol that you named yourself after it is ok?

[Perdogg]

Check out this PG-13 clip of AJ's back, you can see all of her tats.

Warning: there is a little bit of AJ's hinny.

[Perdogg]

Can you imagine waking up to those lips every morning?

[353FMG]

I like people with convictions.

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Look at the pic in post 6.

Assuming that you were single and HETEROSEXUAL...

If you were standing in the shoes of the cameraman and the doors were shut and you two were alone, are you telling me you would say NO and walk away?

Depends on what is under that fur.

These days, you just can't be too sure!!

[John123]

Megan Fox Wakes Up, Dumps Brian Austin Green

So now I have a chance? :)

[envisio]

>>>>Can you imagine waking up to those lips every morning?<<<<

That would be nice, but a kiss like that at 3am on the way out would be even better. (after stopping in the kitchen to whip me up a sandwich, of course)

[envisio]

true....

[envisio]

Thats funny.... you’re real entertaining.

You don’t get out much, do you?

[REDWOOD99]

You can have him.

[Diver Dave]

LOL!

Howdy REDWOOD. Have a GREAT 4th

[occamrzr06]

Can you imagine waking up to those lips every morning?

Yes, but I hate to imagine the crap that comes out of that empty head.

Seriously, who are these people?

Why does anyone care what they say?

[envisio]

The only thing stopping us from getting more is they are so daggone expensive.
Tat money has to be completely free money thats out of the budget or found money. Can’t cut into the important stuff like beer and motorcycle parts.

[envisio]

Who is listening to what they say?
I don’t think anyone is thinking about discussing 13th century Bulgarian literature when they look at a chick like that.

But seriesly.... maybe, I don’t know, their friends and family care what they say. I am quite sure they don’t care what you say.

So I guess ya’ll are even... but then again, they are not on the internet talking about you. So actually they are one up on you.....

[REDWOOD99]

Hey Dave! Stay safe and sane! Safe, anyway.

[cmsgop]

I see TAT likes to eat a little these days, still a Hottie

[envisio]

SNAP!

[Trajan88]

She has the most beautiful... eyes I’ve ever seen ;-)

[Tax-chick]

I think she looks really pretty. A little like Yasmin Bleeth, before her coke addition really took off.

[Clintonfatigued]

What is really surprising is that Megan Fox dated Brian Austin Green in the first place.

[isom35]

he did show up in the terminator show.

[absolootezer0]

same thing that’s stopping me.. except of course, for me, its gun parts. altho, i think i might quit smoking here.. a month or two of that and i can afford a new tat :)

[weegee]

Psst. those are probably photoshop enhanced. Just about everything in print is these days.

And even some of the art gallery photos you see that are supposed to be natural have been tweaked by someone other than the photographer’s hand.

Even national geographic will paste the same animal into a shot to make a herd or move a pyramid so they can place a caption better.

Don’t propose to a glossy magazine.

[John123]

that was so funny... I forgot to laugh.

[Perdogg]

[Darren McCarty]

I don’t care if a woman can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

LOL..Full Metal Jacket. Great Movie.