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Unfortunately, Mr Worsley's crab will not be displayed in any museum. A friend has eaten it.

Sorry...but you apparently aren't a close enough friend of Mr. Worsley.

[mware]

LOL, do you remember when Sean Hannity’s old screen caller, Flipper, was given the gift of a live lobster, along with all the fixings. She released the lobster into fresh water, with the tags still on its claws.