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Australian Axman Attacks Automated Ticketing Machine
The Newspaper.com ^ | 6/20/2008 | staff reporter

Posted on 06/21/2008 7:28:21 AM PDT by Daffynition

A forty-year-old speed camera operator in Victoria, Australia was frightened yesterday by a man armed with an ax. The operator parked on Wedge Road in Carrum Downs at around 7:30pm. After turning on the camera, he relaxed in the passenger's seat as the automated machinery proceeded to generate citations ready for mailing to the owners of passing vehicles.

At 10:30pm, the operator was startled by the sight of an ax shattering the driver's side window of his vehicle. The axman poked his ax toward the operator a few times before leaving the scene. The operator was unharmed, only suffering a slight cut to his finger from glass shards. The speed camera car's door suffered extensive damage.

Police are now looking for the axman, described as 5 foot 10 inches tall wearing a dark jacket, dark pants and a beanie. A police dog's search of the area failed to turn up evidence of the axman's whereabouts, but it did succeed in uncovering an elderly man's marijuana growing operation.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: australia
"...but it did succeed in uncovering an elderly man's marijuana growing operation."

Well then .... the operation was a success.

1 posted on 06/21/2008 7:28:22 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Is this the way it always works? The violent punk gets away, and the mellow old dude gets busted?


2 posted on 06/21/2008 7:33:24 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Daffynition
After turning on the camera, he relaxed in the passenger's seat

Ahhhh..... to have a government job.

3 posted on 06/21/2008 7:41:11 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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I'm not so sure who the perp is here ... I've always wanted to take an ax to a speed camera. It's on my "to-do list before I die." ;-D


4 posted on 06/21/2008 7:41:13 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
“he relaxed in the passenger's seat as the automated machinery proceeded to generate citations “

Operating automated machinery, another classic government job.

5 posted on 06/21/2008 7:41:37 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: Fido969

...and counseling for emotional distress thrown in for good measure.


6 posted on 06/21/2008 7:42:28 AM PDT by Daffynition
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Send the pipple’s undercover agents to hire the Austrailian Axman and bring him to America. The pipple have much work for him here ... LOL


7 posted on 06/21/2008 7:47:32 AM PDT by webschooner (Bumper Sticker: "None of the Above, 2008")
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To: Daffynition

Sounds to me like the guy with the axe didn’t finish the job.


8 posted on 06/21/2008 8:02:55 AM PDT by mkjessup (Obama-flakes! = Little suntanned Jimmy Carters with twice the empty rhetoric , from DNC cereals!)
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To: Fido969

After turning on the camera, he relaxed in the passenger’s seat
Ahhhh..... to have a government job.

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Fool...If it was a government position they would have contracted out the job of turning on the camera.....right after their two hour lunch break.


9 posted on 06/21/2008 8:15:06 AM PDT by Radl
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Or he ran out of axes ...


10 posted on 06/21/2008 9:50:04 AM PDT by Daffynition
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Or he ran out of axes ...

I was gonna axe you 'bout dat.
11 posted on 06/21/2008 10:53:11 AM PDT by mkjessup (Obama-flakes! = Little suntanned Jimmy Carters with twice the empty rhetoric , from DNC cereals!)
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To: Daffynition

What happened there?


12 posted on 06/21/2008 4:11:12 PM PDT by rawhide
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“Well then .... the operation was a success.”

Many Freepers would agree with you.


13 posted on 06/21/2008 8:14:59 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: Daffynition

I’d like to know the story behind that little scene.


14 posted on 06/21/2008 8:16:42 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: mkjessup; rawhide; dljordan

As far as I know ... “Pick-axes stick in a car of a Bulgarian businessman in Burgas, Tuesday, 27 September 2005. Local authorities are looking into the possibility that the vandalism could be an act of revenge against the businessman, who is a contractor in Burgas. EPA/BTA +++(c) dpa - Bildfunk+++”


15 posted on 06/22/2008 5:30:21 AM PDT by Daffynition
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