Posted on 06/05/2008 10:20:12 PM PDT by TeleStraightShooter
Delineate your suggestions for presumptive (D) nominee Barack Hussein Obama's Cabinet.
Here's mine:
Minister of Domestic Affairs - Jimmah Carter
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Jerimiah Wright
Minister of Propaganda - David Axelrod
Minister of Terror -William Ayers
Minister of Finance - Tony Rezko
Minister without Portfolio - Michael Pfleger
Ambassador to Israel - Louis Farrakhan
I can't quite think who would be the Minister of reEducation, someone who could tackle that "clingy" thingy....
Switch the top two. Carter will be the foreign policy guy, and Wright will be busy chasing down whitey here at home.
Oh, and Ayers will have a title like “Minister of Interior Compliance” or “Minister of Class Hygiene.” (If you looked at that last one and said “Huh?”, consider that Ernst Rudin was the Third Reich’s “Minister of Racial Hygiene,” and helped lay the ideological groundwork for the Holocaust. He even wrote a cover story for Margaret Sanger’s magazine...
Interesting bit about Ernst Rudin; it is true Marxists such as though who mentored BHO are zealots in the struggle against class as National Socialism were against race.
Secretary of Peace/Social Justice — Dennis Kucinich
Secretary of Energy — Maxine Waters
Secretary of Climate Change/EPA — Albert Gore
Attorney General — John Edwards
Secretary of State — Joe Wilson
CIA Director — Valerie Plame
FEMA Director — Ray Nagin
Sec’y of Homeland Security — Janet Reno
Veterans Affairs Secretary — John Murtha
Defense Secretary — Colin Powell
Minister of Global Warming - alGore
Minister of Truth - madMaxine Waters (getting to the bottom of that Govm't injected AIDs & cocaine into the getto)
CIA Director — Valerie Plame
FEMA Director — Ray Nagin
Sec’y of Homeland Security — Janet Reno
Can't top those.
Secretary of State - Jesse Jackson
Secretary of the Treasury - George Soros, or Alexi Giannoulias (currently Illinois State Tresurer, mob ties — known giving loans to mafia guys)
Attorney General - Mike Nifong or Eliot Spitzer
Secretary of Defense - Cindy Sheehan
Secretary of Peace - Dennis Kuncinch
Secretary of Agriculture - Jim McGreeley
Secretary of the Interior - Harold Ickes Jr.
Secretary of Commerce - Louis Farrakhan
Secretary of Labor - Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
Secretary of Re-Education - Michael Moore, Deputy is Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Secretary of Energy - Bill Richardson, John Hsang is deputy
Secretary of Transportation - George Ryan
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Jack Kevorikian (also serves dual role as Suregon General)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - John Kerry
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development - Tony Rezko
Secretary of Undocumented Migrant Rights - Luis Guiterrez
Secretary of Environmental Protection Agency (now full cabinent post) — Theodore “Ted” Kazynski
U.S. Ambasssador to Israel - Position Abolished, replaced with U.S. Ambassador to Illegally Occupied Palestianian State. Keith Ellison is selected for this position.
U.S. Drug Czar - Obama’s crack dealer
John Walters
Oops! I will re-edit my post accordingly. Government agencies are are renumbered and reordered by Obama's priority list to "change" America. Here they are by cabinent rank. Note there is no position for Homeland Security in an Obama adminstration.
High Minister of Socialist States and Global Community - Rev. Jesse Jackson
High Minister of Peace - Dennis Kuncinch
High Minister of Universal Health Care and Human Services - Jack Kevorikian (also serves dual role as Suregon General)
High Minister of Free Housing & Urban Development - Tony Rezko
High Minister of Undocumented Migrant Rights - Luis Guiterrez
High Minister of Environmental Protection Agency and Global Warming Commission (now full cabinent post) — Theodore “Ted” Kazynski
High Minister of Re-Education - Michael Moore, Deputy is Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
High Minister of Tolerence - Rev. Michael Pfleger
Minister of Business Shakedowns (formerly Commerse Dept.) - Louis Farrakhan
Minister of the Treasury - George Soros, or Alexi Giannoulias (currently Illinois State Tresurer, mob ties — known giving loans to mafia guys)
Minister of Affairs (formerly Ariculture) - Jim McGreeley
Minister of Labor - Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
Minister of the Interior - Harold Ickes Jr.
Minister of Energy - Bill Richardson, John Hsang is deputy
Minister of Transportation - George Ryan
Attorney General - Mike Nifong or Eliot Spitzer
Minister of Veterans Affairs - John Kerry
Minister of Defense - Cindy Sheehan
U.S. Ambasssador to Israel - Position Abolished, replaced with U.S. Ambassador to Illegally Occupied Palestianian State. Keith Ellison is selected for this position.
U.S. Drug Czar - Obama’s crack dealer
Minister of Explaining What I Really Meant (not what you heard me say): - Bill Clinton.
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