Caption this Hillary volunteer in Oregon

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 5/20/08 | staff

[redstates4ever]

"Frangis Ford a volunteer for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton is shown as she calls voters from Clinton's Oregon campaign headquarters before the polls close for the Oregon Democratic primary Tuesday, May 20, 2008, in Portland, Ore."

[redstates4ever]

I'm imagining a very husky voice, from cigarettes and/or whiskey.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I'm imagining a very husky voice, from cigarettes and/or whiskey.

I'm imagining a pitch for aluminum siding. Thank God for caller ID.

[dearolddad]

I'm imagining a very husky voice, from cigarettes and/or whiskey

That's a dude in very bad drag.

[bray]

What are you wearing under that...?

[albie]

“Hello, I’d like to schedule a sex change please”

[A Texan]

“It’s a MAN, baby!”

[Vaquero]

Thats a man baby.

[redstates4ever]

Caption this Hillary volunteer in Oregon *ping*

[SMARTY]

Why do they all look like they need a bath and a comb?

[Rummyfan]

My God - what is that on her head????

[coloradomomba]

no no no, more like, snort...one ringy dingy.

[mgc1122]

Stunt double for “Maude” ...

[tiredoflaundry]

John Kerry in drag?

[A Texan]

“It’s a MAN, baby!”

[theDentist]

"Hello, Obama for President? I'd like to volunteer..."

[econjack]

Pretty delicate hands for a guy. My question is how she got so tan in Oregon?

[Non-Sequitur]

Loser.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Hillary’s core demographic-—the leathernipple set.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Plastic Surgery Disasters Anonymous, may I help you?"

[redstates4ever]

Here's another typical I-know-better-than-my-fellow-Americans-what's-best-for-them Obama borg:

[redstates4ever]

ROTFL

[redstates4ever]

"Stunt double for “Maude” ..."

That's funny!

:-)

[LRS]

“You were wrong, Hillary. Bill even tried to hit on me!”

[Loyal Buckeye]

I wish I had her hair.

[library user]

Where is the cord on that phone? Is she holding it upside down like Obama does?

[figetyfiggs]

The perpetual “Just back from Woodstock” look.

[Non-Sequitur]

My question is how she got so tan in Oregon?

That's mildew.

[WayneS]

You may be right!

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

OMG! You owe me a keyboard!

LOL!

CC&E

[econjack]

My question is how she got so tan in Oregon?

That's mildew.

LOL!

[Non-Sequitur]

Hope? As in the “God I hope he doesn’t screw up if he’s elected” kind of hope?

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Betty Friedan’s long lost cousin.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

My question is how she got so tan in Oregon?

That's not "tan". That's "rust".

[roaddog727]

Where did you say you put my bong?????

[MinuteGal]

Number 24 from Rush Limbaugh's list of Thirty-Five Undeniable Truths......."Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

Leni

[AppyPappy]

"Yes I am aware that the Obama victory rally is in full swing but we need to reach this person. He has the keys to room that Senator Obama needs. Just page Mr Hunt. His first name is Mike. If you can't find them, Mr Anandy has the keys. His first name is Amos. "

[MinuteGal]

Youse guys have me rolling on the floor so hard that I won't have to vacuum for a week.

Leni

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[redstates4ever]

Bwaaa-hahaha!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

"Hello, Ghostbustuhs..."

[Charles Henrickson]

Frangis Ford

Lighten up, Frangis!

[weegee]

At 90+ years old, I'd have figured that Phyllis Diller had more sense than to work a phone bank for these Democrats...

[Siberian-psycho]

[redstates4ever]

"A-haaaaaaa, Haaaaaaaaa, Haaaaaaaaaaa...!"

[Grampa Dave]

My wife calls this disgusting personal exposure the great unwashed/shampooed dregs of society.

The younger ones use the big hair clip on the back of their head to form an unwashed/dirty hair semi pony tail. The older left over hippies look like this woman if they don't have the bull dyke clipped hair.

If they have really wild hair they use the big plastic band on the top of their dirty oily head or the big clip on the back.

Apparently a local young female doctor was starting to look like this. One day a patient left her a gift, a package with a good shampoo, conditioner, comb, brush, hair dryer and certificat for a shampoo, cut and set at a local beauty shop. In the package was a terse note, "Use this dear, or I will find a new clean and nice looking doctor!" The doctor apparently has taken the hint. Now she needs help on buying clothes besides old jeans with holes in them and tie dyed tee shirts.

[redstates4ever]

Great story.

[Marysecretary]

What IS it with liberal women? Are they all homely and unkempt?

[Marysecretary]

We never answer our phone until someone speaks. At two rings it goes to the message.

[MadMike58]

Sisters???

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

"OH, BE-HAVE!"