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Caption Hil and Bill
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 5/19/08 | staff

Posted on 05/20/2008 4:20:15 AM PDT by redstates4ever



TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 05/20/2008 4:20:18 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...

Hil and Bill *caption ping*


2 posted on 05/20/2008 4:20:50 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

Fakery at its finest.


3 posted on 05/20/2008 4:22:56 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: redstates4ever

Beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
I’m telling you beware
Beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy (jealousy)
Misery (misery)
Envy I tell you, you can’t see behind smiling faces
Smiling faces sometimes they don’t tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don’t tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)


4 posted on 05/20/2008 4:23:02 AM PDT by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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To: redstates4ever

Honey....I have something to tell you....”Her name is........ You’ll have to protect me from it ever being known. She’s really good at what she does. I always pick the best...just like you dear. Can we get softer rugs installed in the Whitehouse? She’s quite delicate”.


5 posted on 05/20/2008 4:27:23 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: redstates4ever

It’s okay, Hill. Banjo music grows on ya after awhall.


6 posted on 05/20/2008 4:38:21 AM PDT by TPartyType
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To: redstates4ever
What makes this one humorous is the sign [KY (heart) Hillary] in the background. If one reads as [K Y Hillary], it takes on a new connotation.


7 posted on 05/20/2008 4:41:30 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bill!!! Oh, Bill! Look! I bought the merchandise! I donated to the library! I promise to vote for Hillary in the primary!

Now, what time is dinner and the movie? . . . Bill? Bill!?

8 posted on 05/20/2008 4:41:42 AM PDT by TPartyType
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To: redstates4ever
they've got that, "well, we gave it our best shot" look all over them. One might say it's over when the fat lady dances.

***

Uptown Bill

Yeah, he's got quite a reputation over on 43rd and East River.

9 posted on 05/20/2008 4:43:23 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (The road to hell is paved with euphemisms.)
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To: TomGuy

“What makes this one humorous is the sign [KY (heart) Hillary] in the background. If one reads as [K Y Hillary], it takes on a new connotation.”

Obviously doesn’t mean KY Jelly. Then again.... :-)


10 posted on 05/20/2008 4:48:55 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: the invisib1e hand

Can You detail the reputation Bill has developed over at 43 rd St and East River. It sounds very interesting and at least I am totally in the dark.


11 posted on 05/20/2008 4:57:12 AM PDT by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: redstates4ever

Bubba is going downhill fast........He looks 80 years old!........


12 posted on 05/20/2008 5:08:21 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: redstates4ever

13 posted on 05/20/2008 5:10:04 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: Red Badger
Bubba is going downhill fast

Not fast enough for me!

14 posted on 05/20/2008 5:13:19 AM PDT by TPartyType
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To: redstates4ever

Still crazy like a fox.


15 posted on 05/20/2008 5:33:29 AM PDT by arderkrag (Libertarian Nutcase (Political Compass Coordinates: 9.00, -2.62 - www.politicalcompass.org))
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To: redstates4ever

I can’t think of anything that looks more smarmy tha n a fake display like this.

People truly in love have a whole different look that you can’t fake


16 posted on 05/20/2008 5:44:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: Red Badger

The older he gets the more he looks like W.C. Fields.


17 posted on 05/20/2008 6:09:01 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (If you co-sponsor a bill with Teddy Kennedy you have no business running for Pres as a Republican.)
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To: redstates4ever

The photo of the two of them fighting over the mike reminds me of the wisdom:
“Never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you can actually see the head crowning.”


18 posted on 05/20/2008 6:13:12 AM PDT by tumblindice (Would you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall, or should I just go f___ myself?)
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To: Barb4Bush

Reddening of the facial areas, especially the nose and cheeks, can be a sign alcohol addiction. I’ve never heard anything about Klintoon and alcohol.................


19 posted on 05/20/2008 6:22:37 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: redstates4ever
Is there a subliminal message here?


20 posted on 05/20/2008 6:29:25 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (PUT AN END TO ORGANIZED CRIME. ABOLISH THE I.R.S.)
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To: redstates4ever

Faking It.


21 posted on 05/20/2008 6:46:04 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: Red Badger

That is 100% a drinkers’ nose.


22 posted on 05/20/2008 7:07:51 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (If you co-sponsor a bill with Teddy Kennedy you have no business running for Pres as a Republican.)
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To: Red Badger

By the way, look at his face in that first picture. He’s drunk as a skunk.


23 posted on 05/20/2008 7:09:43 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (If you co-sponsor a bill with Teddy Kennedy you have no business running for Pres as a Republican.)
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To: Barb4Bush
He’s drunk as a skunk.

I would be, too.......

24 posted on 05/20/2008 7:14:32 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: Red Badger

You’re right. His saying could be I spent a week in Hilary one night.


25 posted on 05/20/2008 7:15:42 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (If you co-sponsor a bill with Teddy Kennedy you have no business running for Pres as a Republican.)
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To: Barb4Bush

We’ve never heard any stories, that I can recall, of alcohol abuse or a drinking problem associated with Bubba. But there was the story of the fired WH doctor who refused to “inject an unknown substance” of some sort of medication into him. The swollen features and redness could be a symptom of some other heretofore unknown disease or health problem that he may have, and kept secret. His medical records have never been made public, so speculation could run amok. Rosacea maybe?.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosatia

His pic is there......


26 posted on 05/20/2008 7:23:18 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: Red Badger

You may be right it could be Rosatia. But given the fact that he’s married to Hilary; I’m going with alcohol.


27 posted on 05/20/2008 7:43:00 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (If you co-sponsor a bill with Teddy Kennedy you have no business running for Pres as a Republican.)
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To: Barb4Bush
You may be right it could be Rosatia. But given the fact that he’s married to Hilary; I’m going with alcohol.

My guess would be some high-quality white stuff procured for him by Hugo Chavez...

28 posted on 05/20/2008 7:53:05 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("We are slayed. The party is dead--dead--dead!" - Whig Rep. Lewis Campbell (and so will go the GOP))
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To: TomGuy


29 posted on 05/20/2008 8:49:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: True Republican Patriot
Can You detail the reputation Bill has developed over at 43 rd St and East River.

I'm sorry, I cannot. I can only say that he has one, or had one, as recently as a couple of years ago, when I was out one night eating sushi with very nice lady who happened to be a Jewish (naturally liberal) real estate broker. She hung with people who hung with that crowd. She told me, "I've seen him at parties. I wouldn't trust him," in about the same tone as she might have used if she had said, "I wouldn't sign all my checks and hand them out to strangers."

Not a hint of political bias or malice, just stating a fact like only a wise Jewish woman could.

30 posted on 05/20/2008 10:36:26 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (The road to hell is paved with euphemisms.)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Thank you, that is a very strong statement on his reputation and is clearly and vividly understood.


31 posted on 05/20/2008 12:34:03 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: Red Badger

As the saying goes:

“Ridden Hard and Put Up Wet!” only he did it
to himself.
His brother said on a state police wire:
“He’s got a nose like a Hoover vacuum Cleaner!
Is that nose a sign of alcohol abuse or coke?


32 posted on 05/20/2008 12:41:16 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: True Republican Patriot
Thank you, that is a very strong statement on his reputation and is clearly and vividly understood.

For me, the idea that he was even "seen at parties" speaks volumes. I dare not think about what sorts of parties the UN types have.

33 posted on 05/20/2008 12:50:09 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (The road to hell is paved with euphemisms.)
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To: Red Badger
Bubba is going downhill fast

You must be itching for damn prayer thread for him here!

34 posted on 05/20/2008 12:53:01 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (You're gonna cry 96 Tears on my Pillow!)
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To: redstates4ever

35 posted on 05/20/2008 12:54:36 PM PDT by cartoonistx
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To: the invisib1e hand

Wow! The Location went right over my head! 46th and the East River is the U.N.! The Ex-President partying with the U.N. types thathave created so many horrific scandals(eg.: Oil for Food etc.) and the U.N. distain for all things American. That is truly a disgusting and revolting vision. I would rather give signed blank checks to strangers.


36 posted on 05/20/2008 1:02:12 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: True Republican Patriot

Is that nose a sign of alcohol abuse or coke?

Maybe both. Plus the Rosacea he has...........He may end up looking like a very Shar-Pei....

37 posted on 05/20/2008 1:02:52 PM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: Red Badger

That is a Beautiful Shar-Pei! In no way should
one compare it to the Red Nosed, Red Faced Ex President.


38 posted on 05/20/2008 1:19:02 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: redstates4ever

Is there anyone on the planet who thinks these two would still be together if it was simply a matter of concern between the two of them? If they weren’t in the public eye and she wasn’t in politics, she’d be outta there so quick it would make your head spin. And Bill would be running in the opposite direction so fast there’d be a vacuum between the two of them.


39 posted on 05/20/2008 2:00:30 PM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: redstates4ever


Bill and Hillary Clinton sing the title song from their new album, "Contemplating Obscurity."

Sung to the Tune of "Reunited."

Feeling good now cuz we feel your pain
You've got nothing now but John McCain
There's one perfect world and baby we can sure work it
They pay big bucks for has-beens on the speaker's circuit.

40 posted on 05/20/2008 7:43:06 PM PDT by farmer18th (Iraqi Nation Building GWB-Style: "No law that contradicts.. Islam may be established")
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To: farmer18th

*APPLAUSE*


41 posted on 05/21/2008 7:30:48 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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