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Penis theft panic hits city...
Reuters ^
| Joe Bavier
Posted on 04/24/2008 10:56:48 PM PDT by Menelaus
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I...uh...have nothing to add to this.
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posted on
04/24/2008 10:56:48 PM PDT
by
Menelaus
To: Menelaus
Got mine all wrapped up in duck tape!
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:02:20 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Can that even protect you from this?
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:05:05 PM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: Menelaus
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:07:57 PM PDT
by
endthematrix
(He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
To: Proud_USA_Republican
AAAIIIEEE, ain’t no hope! Maybe, J B Weld?
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:11:05 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Menelaus
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.
To: Menelaus
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said. Ya think? Unfortunately people are being beaten and lynched!
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:36:41 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Menelaus
If the police cant put a stop to it. They may have to hire a...Private Dick. :oP
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:39:20 PM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/24/2008 11:45:27 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: BigCinBigD
A certain PI, Dick Frenzy is poking around for evidence..
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posted on
04/25/2008 12:06:16 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Menelaus
There will be a tv movie: “Jeremiah’s Johnson”!
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posted on
04/25/2008 12:07:26 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Menelaus
I don’t know about genitalia, but brains certainly seem to be in short supply. I thought native cultures were always superior, no?
To: Menelaus
Jimmy Carter better stay the Hell out of the Congo then, they’d probably kidnap him, little prick that he is.
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posted on
04/25/2008 12:51:54 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.)
To: Menelaus
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posted on
04/25/2008 12:56:01 AM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: lilycicero; RedRover
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posted on
04/25/2008 3:45:56 AM PDT
by
Girlene
To: Straight Vermonter
"We are up to 9 postings of this story now!"
Well then let's go back to,
"Hey anybody, what does AYBBTU mean?"
That will fix these threads for sure.
Make your time!
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posted on
04/25/2008 4:12:53 AM PDT
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: Girlene
To add insult to injury, the judge said it was petty theft.
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posted on
04/25/2008 4:27:35 AM PDT
by
RedRover
(DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
To: RedRover
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posted on
04/25/2008 5:09:27 AM PDT
by
Girlene
To: Menelaus
after reading this quote:
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
I'm reminded of this scene:
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posted on
04/25/2008 5:22:11 AM PDT
by
Andonius_99
(There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
To: Andonius_99
My “She turned me into a newt” line is getting wore out with this story!
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posted on
04/25/2008 5:31:15 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
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