Film Director: Jesus Was Son of a Roman Rapist

Newsbusters.org ^ | 24 April 2008 | Warner Todd Huston

[shibumi]

I am interested in making a film about a Dutch film director named Paul Verhoeven who is actually the product of a pay-for-play liason between an aspiring US politician from Arkansas with a penchant for buggery and an Amsterdam “window girl” named Chloe who has webbed feet.

(As a child, the young Verhoeven liked to spend his summers making meat helmets and fooling around with Teutonic nymphets with stentorian voices.)

Think I’ve got a chance for an Oscar? .....Cannes?? .....Sundance???

[perez24]

These stories usually come out around Easter or Christmas...and for a minute I forgot that Easter had already occurred.

[17th Miss Regt]

In this new publication, Verhoeven feels that he successfully proves that Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ, was raped by a Roman soldier during the Jewish uprising in Galilee and the boy Jesus was the result of that attack. No virgin birth for Christ, but instead a rape.

That is pretty close to the story of Brian in Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'. She identified the father as Naughtius Maximus.

[ovrtaxt]

Jesus Christ scares the selfish. How else would one explain the centuries-old efforts to distort Him?

[Biggirl]

...Well the Western Easter came already, March 23rd and the Eastern Easter is coming up this Sunday.

[Toddsterpatriot]

Just one spectacular flop? I thought these things came in threes.

He totally ruined Starship Troopers.